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    Die Defect

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    The Accumulator - Dark Lloyd of the Sith

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    The Accumulator - Dark Lloyd of the Sith

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    I have one for whizzed coins, but I better not...image
    The Accumulator - Dark Lloyd of the Sith

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    WoodenJeffersonWoodenJefferson Posts: 6,491 ✭✭✭✭

    Cherry Pickers

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    CaptHenwayCaptHenway Posts: 33,853 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>If you gold electroplate a medallion, is it gilty as charged?
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    And if the Smithsonian were to have one of its major collections gold plated, would it be Gilding the Lilly Collection?
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    RichieURichRichieURich Posts: 8,621 ✭✭✭✭✭


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    << <i>If you gold electroplate a medallion, is it gilty as charged?
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    And if the Smithsonian were to have one of its major collections gold plated, would it be Gilding the Lilly Collection? >>



    Capt. Henway, the Lilly Collection is already gold, no need to gold-plate it!

    By the way, what's a Henway? . . . About 4 pounds! imageimageimage

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    lkrarecoinslkrarecoins Posts: 2,137 ✭✭✭
    Great Post Andy.....

    How about a Bugs Bunny Half???

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    WoodenJeffersonWoodenJefferson Posts: 6,491 ✭✭✭✭
    Bar Cents

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    Copy of real Bar Cent
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    CoxeCoxe Posts: 11,139
    Inverted Over Date = the famous sixty-nine position

    Partial Collar = evidence found at the molestation crime scene.

    Blast White = foiled Black Panther plot

    Early Die State = Michigan

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    Would a coin doctor that specializes in upgrades be a plastic surgeon?
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    WoodenJeffersonWoodenJefferson Posts: 6,491 ✭✭✭✭
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    IGWTIGWT Posts: 4,975
    I tried to explain lettered edges to my friend. He didn't care. I felt like I was castaing pearls before swine.
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    CoxeCoxe Posts: 11,139
    Rainbow Monster

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    dizzyfoxxdizzyfoxx Posts: 9,823 ✭✭✭
    How about a colorfully toned MOOSE!!!

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    image...There's always time for coin collecting. image
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    ......Moose....
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    ......Larry........image
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    WillieBoyd2WillieBoyd2 Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Just say "no" to Noe!

    (Crooked Republican coin dealer Tom Noe)

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    The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
    Coins in Movies
    Coins on Television

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    CoxeCoxe Posts: 11,139
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    GoldenEyeNumismaticsGoldenEyeNumismatics Posts: 13,187 ✭✭✭
    bump
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    WoodenJeffersonWoodenJefferson Posts: 6,491 ✭✭✭✭
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    Wire Edge
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    CaptHenwayCaptHenway Posts: 33,853 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>bump >>



    Things that go bump in the night?
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    WoodenJeffersonWoodenJefferson Posts: 6,491 ✭✭✭✭
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    Double Eagle
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    MrEurekaMrEureka Posts: 24,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Doubloons

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    StaircoinsStaircoins Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭✭

    Why is Her Majesty blushing on the Twonie?

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    ... because she's got a bear behind!



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    TwoSides2aCoinTwoSides2aCoin Posts: 45,012 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MrEurekaMrEureka Posts: 24,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Flip-over multiple strike"


    Sorry, this one will need to remain unillustrated. image
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    WoodenJeffersonWoodenJefferson Posts: 6,491 ✭✭✭✭
    Financial Bubble

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    MrEurekaMrEureka Posts: 24,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Bulk submission.
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    Ewwwwww That was a funny thread...
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    WoodenJeffersonWoodenJefferson Posts: 6,491 ✭✭✭✭
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    Modern Crap
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    IGWTIGWT Posts: 4,975
    Did someone say pun? image
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    CaptHenwayCaptHenway Posts: 33,853 ✭✭✭✭✭


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    Modern Crap >>



    Just when we were on a roll........
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    MrEurekaMrEureka Posts: 24,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How do you grade this wheat penne?

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    CaptHenwayCaptHenway Posts: 33,853 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>How do you grade this wheat penne?

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    Like, WOW, man!!!!! Totally tubular!!!!!!!
    Numismatist. 54 year member ANA. Former ANA Senior Authenticator. Winner of four ANA Heath Literary Awards; three Wayte and Olga Raymond Literary Awards; Numismatist of the Year Award 2009, and ANA Lifetime Achievement Award 2020. Also won the PNG's Robert Friedberg Award for "The Enigmatic Lincoln Cents of 1922," Available now from Whitman or Amazon.
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    WoodenJeffersonWoodenJefferson Posts: 6,491 ✭✭✭✭
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