The official CU fantasy football smack talk thread

lawnmowerman · August 9, 2007 7:36AM

MY NAME IS MAXIMUS MATTHIAS LAWNMOWERMANEUS....

COMMANDER OF A LARGE EMMITT SMITH REGISTRY....

LOYAL SERVANT TO THE TRUE GRADING COMPANY, PSA....

FATHER TO A NEWBORN SON.....

HUSBAND TO A HOT WIFE....

AND I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE IN THIS WEEK OR THE NEXT!

stown · August 9, 2007 7:41AM

I didn't draft one player and will still go undefeated.

lawnmowerman · August 9, 2007 7:43AM

I couldnt log in and missed the first 5 or so picks

The computer picked some decent players for me

tennesseebanker · August 9, 2007 7:54AM

I MUST BREAK YOU !

lawnmowerman · August 9, 2007 7:54AM

<< I didn't draft one player and will still go undefeated.

>>

oh and fogot to say I WILL RUN WILD OVER YOUR CRUNCHED BONES!

tennesseebanker · August 9, 2007 7:59AM

Shuddup Chump !

lawnmowerman · August 9, 2007 8:01AM

<< I MUST BREAK YOU !

>>

If he dies he dies

(I know that was said in one of the 20 Rocky flicks, just dont remember which one)

tennesseebanker · August 9, 2007 8:22AM

i think Clubber Lang Said it

CDsNuts · August 9, 2007 9:02AM

No, I will not accept Lawnmowerman's challenge, because he is no challenge. But I would be happy to beat up on him some more.

perkdog · August 9, 2007 9:05AM

<< 

<< I MUST BREAK YOU !

>>

If he dies he dies

(I know that was said in one of the 20 Rocky flicks, just dont remember which one) >>

It was IVAN DRAGO!! You got the right pic up there!

Bosox1976 · August 9, 2007 9:32AM

GiNormous Draft for my squad...as they used to say in the old McRib commercial, Daddy's Bringin' Home the Barbecue!

Houston · August 9, 2007 9:57AM

one bad pick for me spiraled everything out of control.

lawnmowerman · August 9, 2007 10:03AM

<< one bad pick for me spiraled everything out of control. >>

Michael Vick?

ArnyVee · August 9, 2007 10:04AM

All of you must bend down and pay homage to my royal spicket!

Arny's Army will reign supreme!

Bosox1976 · August 10, 2007 4:52AM

I will pop you all like Zits

Bosox1976 · September 5, 2007 9:59AM

Let's get it on!

Morgoth · September 5, 2007 11:01AM

Mark B. and the Meteorites will go down like a clown with a frown on their girly little faces.

ArnyVee · September 5, 2007 11:31AM

Sorry Kirk, but I must wipe the mat with you....it's just the way it has to go.

Love,

Your Fantasy Football Father

ArnyVee · September 9, 2007 12:47AM

Arny's Army is all together and running a few last minute drills to get nice and stretched out for today's game.

To the rest of you, pay close attention to the carnage....it's going to be delicious.

Stingray · September 9, 2007 12:52AM

<< Arny's Army is all together and running a few last minute drills to get nice and stretched out for today's game.

To the rest of you, pay close attention to the carnage....it's going to be delicious. >>

Apologies will be accepted after the game!!

ArnyVee · September 9, 2007 1:29AM

Geez....I think that I left all my apologies in my other pants!

I hope that a nice high scoring blowout suffices....

Stingray · September 16, 2007 8:59PM

<< Geez....I think that I left all my apologies in my other pants!

I hope that a nice high scoring blowout suffices....

>>

Thanks for voting for me this week??

Morgoth · September 17, 2007 12:01AM

What the heck happened, I thought I lost last week and now I won? Oh BTW if I lose after scoring 100 points I am going to whine like a little girl.

MeteoriteGuy · October 2, 2007 1:37AM

I am not sure what happened that first week. I was the one that won the game, then 4-5 days later the points are different and I had lost. I was 3 ahead and the Yahoo stat correction showed I lost 2 points for different reasons, but somehow I still lost by one point. I was getting ready for the Denver mineral show and didn't really have time to look it over.

I imagine that Yahoo got the scoring right at the end and that is why they don't have live scoring updates on the league board as it did the first week?

It's all good now as I am 3-1 after week 4. (Thank you Brady and Morris).

Going against the league leader next week, but I get a little aid from bye week losses.

Good luck to everyone in their various leagues.

Mark

Morgoth · October 2, 2007 1:44AM

I stink and Marc Bulger does too

Stingray · October 2, 2007 2:06AM

Who is the Cavemen?? Did not even change out his players on a bye week??

bhelser · October 2, 2007 2:12AM

FINALLY GOT A FREAKIN' WIN!

jimq112 · October 2, 2007 2:16AM

I knew I would be ok in this fantasy fb thing, I got lucky in the draft and not only got STEVEN JACKSON, but somehow I also got DREW BREES!

Week 1 I got lucky and some of bhelser's guys played worse than mine.

Week 2 my team actually did better than expected, BUT Rugby's Marines had carson palmer and braylon edwards for that 100-98 browns/bengals game, and they outperformed by 40+ just for those 2.

Week 3 drew brees actually had NEGATIVE points! and AirJoedan Armada had Kevin Curtis. I had 58, Curtis had 40 by himself!

Week 4 was just silly. I didn't get a lot of points from Ahman Green, Steven Jackson, and Calvin Johnson who all didn't play. My own fault but the replacements were on their bye week so I didn't have much for options.

If you bet on football, this coming week will be career weeks for the guys on "If I were Al Davis". Count on it

lawnmowerman · October 2, 2007 2:33AM

I started Culpepper Sunday which turned out to be a great move. 5 tds! To bad I have no receivers.

Sincerely

Last Place

MeteoriteGuy · October 22, 2007 2:06AM

And with week 7....."The Meteorites" pull into 1st place.

Morgoth · October 22, 2007 2:53AM

Who I owned on week one

ArnyVee · October 22, 2007 4:46AM

My WRs have been doing great in the last couple of weeks!

I'm still sitting at the top with another 100 point game this week! I'm going undefeated baby!

Morgoth · October 29, 2007 3:57AM

Just took out the Marines!!!!!!!!!!!

Stingray · October 29, 2007 5:24AM

Geez - 4 in a row, can't I catch a break!!

MeteoriteGuy · November 15, 2007 12:51PM

Moving right along in the fantasy football season.

After suffering a loss last week "The Meteorites" stand well in second place at 8-2 having cleared the harder part of my schedule. (Or at least I hope).

As the league is secure I guess I will give others a standing/score update on league 2

1. So. Central Rockcats 9-1 1088
2. The Meteorites 8-2 1037
3. Airjoedan Armada 7-3 1015
4. mealeworm 6-4 863
5. Red Gold Steelers 5-5 982
6. Rugby's Marines 4-6 920
7. If I was Al Davis 4-6 866
8. kcballboy 4-6 842
9. jimq 4-6 841
10. EA Sports 4-6 809
11. bhelser 3-7 792
12. NMT TBolts 2-8 789

As four teams make the playoffs and four games are left before playoffs, the fight for the later playoff spot looks pretty tight.

Good luck to everyone the rest the way.

Clear Skies,
Mark

Morgoth · November 15, 2007 3:06PM

It's going to be a dogfight for number 4 for sure.

leftofdial · November 16, 2007 9:36AM

I love our FF league. I wish Fox updated the stats, but it's cool to specualte, then check out how everyone did on Monday morning and then watch a MNF game with something to root for/against. Sea vs. SF last week, I was rooting for Vernon Davis and DJ Hackett but hoping for nothing good for M. Morris (TD) and Bobby Engram (many catches) Thankfully, a meaningless TD by Hackett won me the game, but is was down to the wire. So the entertainment value for me is awesome , win or lose.

stown · November 16, 2007 9:47AM

Standings for the other league:

*1. Arny's Army 8-1-1
*2. wolfbear 8-2-0
3. TB's pee-gasm pro's 6-4-0
4. BigRedMachine 6-4-0
5. Double Deuce Saloon 6-4-0
6. zef204 5-4-1
7. Bosox1976 4-5-1
8. Gumbyfan's Goons 4-6-0
9. The Lawnmowermen 4-6-0
10. stown's slackers 4-6-0
11. Stingrays Sewer Rats 2-8-0
12. Houston Cavemen 1-8-1

+1 for not being in last place

lawnmowerman · November 16, 2007 9:49AM

<< Standings for the other league:

*1. Arny's Army 8-1-1
*2. wolfbear 8-2-0
3. TB's pee-gasm pro's 6-4-0
4. BigRedMachine 6-4-0
5. Double Deuce Saloon 6-4-0
6. zef204 5-4-1
7. Bosox1976 4-5-1
8. Gumbyfan's Goons 4-6-0
9. The Lawnmowermen 4-6-0
10. stown's slackers 4-6-0
11. Stingrays Sewer Rats 2-8-0
12. Houston Cavemen 1-8-1

+1 for not being in last place

>>

Yeah but we still suck

MeteoriteGuy · November 16, 2007 11:44AM

"Sea vs. SF last week, I was rooting for Vernon Davis and DJ Hackett but hoping for nothing good for M. Morris (TD) and Bobby Engram (many catches) Thankfully, a meaningless TD by Hackett won me the game, but is was down to the wire. So the entertainment value for me is awesome , win or lose."

Yes, I was on the other end of that. At half time I was one point down with better players on the field, it looked pretty good for me. For some reason, Engram was pretty much shut out and Hackett got all his catches. Pretty close game and since we were both 8-1, a winning good win on your side. I had an 8 game winning streak going so I can't complain....or at least I would likely be ignored if I did.

Mark

MeteoriteGuy · December 4, 2007 1:27PM

Current standings for PSA league 2

1. The Meteorites 11-2 (1396)
2. So. Central Rockcats 11-2 (1396)
3. Airjoedan Armada 8-5 (1310)
4. Red Gold Steelers 7-6 (1297)
5. mealeworm 7-6 (1135)
6. Rugby's Marines 6-7 (1248)
7. jimq 6-7 (1157)
8. kcballboy 5-8
9. bhelser 5-8
10. If I was Al Davis 4-9
11. NMT TBolts 4-9
12. EA Sports 4-9

Go Meteorites!

ArnyVee · December 4, 2007 1:40PM

I get a BYE week because of my superior fantasy knowledge!

tennesseebanker · December 4, 2007 1:49PM

dITTO

lawnmowerman · December 4, 2007 11:37PM

<< I get a BYE week because of my superior fantasy knowledge!

>>

Hey, me too! I did so good I got the rest of the season off! Beat that!

MeteoriteGuy · December 14, 2007 1:35PM

Four teams left......good luck to everyone.

Clear Skies,
Mark

bigfische · December 15, 2007 1:11AM

i suck

ArnyVee · December 15, 2007 1:58AM

I will win! Think positive, think positive!

wolfbear · December 21, 2007 3:29PM

<< I will win! Think positive, think positive!

>>

You didn't think hard enough.

Just wanted to thank you for trading Ben Roethlisberger to me
so he could end up beating your brains out in the play-offs ... very generous of you ...

This week it's my Big Ben led wolfbear team vs TB's pee-gasm pro's for our league championship.

Good luck TB ... you'll need it!

lawnmowerman · December 21, 2007 3:33PM

May the swartz be with you.

MeteoriteGuy · December 24, 2007 2:10AM

Giving a "TO" shoutout to Airjoedan Armada for the upset victory in the PSA Fantasy Football League 2. Armada squeezed a victory out of the top two teams in the league the last two weeks and pulled it off.

The teams that place:

1. Airjoedan Armada (8-6)
2. So. Central Rockcats (12-2)
3. The Meteorites (12-2)

Clear Skies,
Mark

ArnyVee · December 24, 2007 2:20AM

I didn't want to give up Big Ben, but with Peyton Manning at QB and a hole at RB, I needed to make a move.

It just came back to bite me on the patootie.

At least I'll end in 3rd place as I have this week's highest score with two players yet to go tonight!

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