Jeesh , I'm a geek!

Stopped by a local watering hole after work today. A friend came up to me and asked if I ate his chicken dinner last night
(340 pounds of friend),,, Here is how the conversation went;
Him: You here last night ?
Me: Stopped in for twenty minutes or so after work why ?
Him: Did you eat my chicken dinner ?
Me: Nope, why do you ask?
Him: Well , I woke up this mornin hungry and could not find my chicken dinner anywhere , I even checked the jeep twice.
Me: Nope, no chicken dinner here .
Him : Well your the only coin geek around here , did you sell me two silver dollars last night?
Me: Nope , nuttin for sale here, why?
Him: Well, I could'nt find my chicken dinner but I did find two silver dollars in my pants pocket today .
Gotta love a small town!!
(340 pounds of friend),,, Here is how the conversation went;
Him: You here last night ?
Me: Stopped in for twenty minutes or so after work why ?
Him: Did you eat my chicken dinner ?
Me: Nope, why do you ask?
Him: Well , I woke up this mornin hungry and could not find my chicken dinner anywhere , I even checked the jeep twice.
Me: Nope, no chicken dinner here .
Him : Well your the only coin geek around here , did you sell me two silver dollars last night?
Me: Nope , nuttin for sale here, why?
Him: Well, I could'nt find my chicken dinner but I did find two silver dollars in my pants pocket today .
Gotta love a small town!!
“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly."
- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106-43 BC
- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106-43 BC
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<< <i> 340 pounds of friend
Did you eat my chicken dinner ?
I woke up this mornin hungry and could not find my chicken
dinner anywhere , I even checked the jeep twice.
Well your the only coin geek around here , did you sell me two
silver dollars last night?
I could'nt find my chicken dinner but I did find two silver dollars
in my pants pocket today >>
Lots of problems with that one. I think euthanasia would be
the appropriate solution.
the appropriate solution.>>
You get him to drink the solution !!
- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106-43 BC