Absolutely hilarious new eBay imposter
Just received yet another solicitation from an eBay scammer. His/her email was entitled, "eBay Costumer Support." Concerned that my costumes may warrant some support (my wife often mentions this to me), I opened the email and found:
Dear eBay member,
We have reasons to think there are some problems with eBay account. It is posible that these problems may cause your temporaly account suspension. Please login to account by clicking here and check if all your personal informations are right.
Per the User Agreement, Section 9, we may immediately issue a warning, temporarily suspend, indefinitely suspend or terminate your membership and refuse to provide our services to you if we believe that your actions may cause financial loss or legal liability for you, our users or us. We may also take these actions if we are unable to verify or authenticate any information you provide to us.
Good luck trading on eBay! .
Regards, Safeharbor Department eBay, Inc .
Do not reply to this e-mail
Hello, my personal informations are already right! It is not posible! Somebody call the costumes!
--csw
Dear eBay member,
We have reasons to think there are some problems with eBay account. It is posible that these problems may cause your temporaly account suspension. Please login to account by clicking here and check if all your personal informations are right.
Per the User Agreement, Section 9, we may immediately issue a warning, temporarily suspend, indefinitely suspend or terminate your membership and refuse to provide our services to you if we believe that your actions may cause financial loss or legal liability for you, our users or us. We may also take these actions if we are unable to verify or authenticate any information you provide to us.
Good luck trading on eBay! .
Regards, Safeharbor Department eBay, Inc .
Do not reply to this e-mail
Hello, my personal informations are already right! It is not posible! Somebody call the costumes!
--csw

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