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    JWPJWP Posts: 35,339 ✭✭✭✭✭

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    @JWP said:

    Why would soothingly like this not surprise me at times

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    BAJJERFANBAJJERFAN Posts: 31,641 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A Rags To Riches Story

    Here is a very touching story that is essentially about the basics of how to succeed in this dynamic life we live in.

    Work hard, save your money, invest it wisely and don’t foolishly purchase what you don’t need… and you too can be a successful millionaire.

    Wonderful story about sacrifice and savings. The bottom line is that everyone should buy, own, or have a sister !

    Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walked to the
    corner for a shoeshine. He sat in an armchair, examined the Wall
    Street Journal and the shoe shiner buffed his shoes to a mirror
    shine.

    One morning the shoe shiner asked the CEO, “What do you think
    about the situation in the stock market?”

    The businessman answered arrogantly, “Why are you so interested in
    that topic?” The shoe guy replied, “I have millions in your bank and
    I’m considering investing some of the money in the capital market.”

    “What’s your name?” asked the executive.

    "John H. Smith,” was the reply.

    The CEO arrived at the bank and asked the Manager of the Customer
    Service Department, “Do we have a client named John H. Smith?

    We certainly do,” answered the Manager. “He is a high-net-worth
    customer with 12.6 million dollars in his account”

    The astonished executive returned to the street corner, approached

    the shoe shiner, and said, “Mr. Smith, I would like to invite you next

    Monday to be the guest of honour at our Board meeting and tell us the

    story of your life. I’m sure we could learn something from your life’s experience.”

    At the board meeting, the CEO introduced him to the Board Members. “We
    all know Mr. Smith, from the corner shoeshine stand, but Mr. Smith is
    also an esteemed customer. I invited him here to tell us the story of
    his life. I am sure we all can learn from him.”

    Mr. Smith began his story, “I came to this country 50 years ago as a
    young immigrant from Europe with an unpronounceable name. I got off
    the ship without a penny. The first thing I did was change my name to
    Smith. I was hungry and exhausted. I started wandering around looking
    for a job but to no avail. Fortunately, I found a coin on the
    sidewalk. I bought an apple. I had two options: eat the apple and
    quench my hunger or start a business. I sold the apple for 25 cents
    and bought two apples with the money I also sold them and continued
    in business. “When I started accumulating a few dollars, I was able
    to buy a set of used brushes and shoe polish and started polishing
    shoes. I didn’t spend a penny on entertainment or clothing. I just
    bought bread and some cheese to survive. I saved penny by penny and
    after a while, I bought a new set of shoe brushes and polishes in
    different shades and expanded my clientele. I lived like a monk and
    saved penny by penny. After a while, I was able to buy an armchair so
    my clients could sit comfortably while I shined their shoes, and that
    brought me more clients. I did not spend a penny on the joys of life.
    I kept saving every cent. A few years ago, when the previous shoe
    shiner on the corner decided to retire, I had already saved enough
    money to buy his shoeshine location at this great place.

    “Then, six months ago, my sister, who was a prostitute in Chicago,
    passed away and left me 12 million dollars.”

    theknowitalltroll;
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    theknowitalltroll;
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    theknowitalltroll;
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    theknowitalltroll;
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    theknowitalltroll;
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