Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
“In honor of this holy season” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It’s a candle,” he said.
“You may pass through the pearly gates,” said Saint Peter.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells.”
Saint Peter said, “You may pass through the pearly gates.”
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of ladies’ panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”
The Irishman replied, “These are Carols.”
And so, the Christmas Season continues…
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Never cared for the Hot Wheels. I have over 300 MatchBox cars. Most with
the boxes they came with.
The Egyptian Magic Coin:
Now with an "Omega" Privy Mark.
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
“In honor of this holy season” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It’s a candle,” he said.
“You may pass through the pearly gates,” said Saint Peter.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells.”
Saint Peter said, “You may pass through the pearly gates.”
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of ladies’ panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”
The Irishman replied, “These are Carols.”
And so, the Christmas Season continues…
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'Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery'
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Don
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