The forum needs a little humor.

When ever we went camping,
mom would always explain the history of the people and places we visited along the way.
All navigational directions where handled by whom ever's turn it was to sit up front. (Rand McNally)
The Badlands were scary, last chance this, last chance that.
Whats a Little Big Horn, mom ? Asked the navigator.
That's Custer's last stand, mom said.
"WE WANT ICE CREAM"! ...we want ice cream,...honk the horn a little mom !