Pointing a gun at someone that you don't intend to kill is a major no-no. Also, keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to shoot.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
When I was learning to drive in the winter, my Dad told me, "If you're ever lost in the snow, wait for a plow truck, then follow it."
One cold, snowy Minnesota night, I got lost on the way home. The snow was blowing so fast and piling up so high, I couldn't see any street signs. With no map in my car and a dead cell phone, I thought I might be stranded so I pulled over to the side of the road.
Then breaking through the flurries, I saw the headlights of a plow truck in my rearview mirror. Thanking my lucky stars, I turned in and followed the truck, hopeful that it would lead me back somewhere I recognized.
I followed that truck for what felt like hours. He turned left, I'd turn left. He'd swing to the right, and I was right on his tail. After a while, I saw brake lights from the plow, followed by four-way flashers. The plow had stopped, and I saw the driver get out and approach my car. I rolled down the window to talk to him.
"Why are you following me, kid?" the plow driver asked.
"Well, my dad told me if I was ever lost in a snowstorm, I should wait for a plow truck and then follow it."
"Well," said the plow driver. "I just finished clearing the Macy’s parking lot. Want to follow me over to Nordstrom’s?"
SET UP YOUR WILL WITH A LAWYER-NOT AT BEDSIDE WITH FAMILY A local men's club member’s father lived all his life in the area and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, wife, daughter and two sons are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and record his last wish- es. He starts: “My son, Bernie, I want to take the ocean houses along the Darien coastline. My daughter, Sally, you take the apartments along Route 137. My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices downtown in Stamford bordering I-95. And Sally, my dear wife, please take all the residential houses along the neighborhoods down Route 124.” The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as the elderly father slips away, the nurse says to his wife, “Sally, your husband must have been an extremely hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.” Sally replies, “The dimwit had a paper route.”
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AI can't be all bad....
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Pointing a gun at someone that you don't intend to kill is a major no-no. Also, keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to shoot.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
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I don't like Oreos, But I'm trying this treat
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When a rock is thrown through a window, just re-cut the glass
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When I was learning to drive in the winter, my Dad told me, "If you're ever lost in the snow, wait for a plow truck, then follow it."
One cold, snowy Minnesota night, I got lost on the way home. The snow was blowing so fast and piling up so high, I couldn't see any street signs. With no map in my car and a dead cell phone, I thought I might be stranded so I pulled over to the side of the road.
Then breaking through the flurries, I saw the headlights of a plow truck in my rearview mirror. Thanking my lucky stars, I turned in and followed the truck, hopeful that it would lead me back somewhere I recognized.
I followed that truck for what felt like hours. He turned left, I'd turn left. He'd swing to the right, and I was right on his tail. After a while, I saw brake lights from the plow, followed by four-way flashers. The plow had stopped, and I saw the driver get out and approach my car. I rolled down the window to talk to him.
"Why are you following me, kid?" the plow driver asked.
"Well, my dad told me if I was ever lost in a snowstorm, I should wait for a plow truck and then follow it."
"Well," said the plow driver. "I just finished clearing the Macy’s parking lot. Want to follow me over to Nordstrom’s?"
I know it's time to clean out my purse when my car assumes it's an extra passenger who isn't wearing a seat belt.
When I was a kid, we call those "Smart Pills"! Get your little brothers, sisters, cousins, friends to eat one & it would smarten em up!
Wayne
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SET UP YOUR WILL WITH A LAWYER-NOT AT BEDSIDE WITH FAMILY A local men's club member’s father lived all his life in the area and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, wife, daughter and two sons are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and record his last wish- es. He starts: “My son, Bernie, I want to take the ocean houses along the Darien coastline. My daughter, Sally, you take the apartments along Route 137. My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices downtown in Stamford bordering I-95. And Sally, my dear wife, please take all the residential houses along the neighborhoods down Route 124.” The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as the elderly father slips away, the nurse says to his wife, “Sally, your husband must have been an extremely hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.” Sally replies, “The dimwit had a paper route.”
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Motor in a crate brought to you by IKEA
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Baby, it's cold outside
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It is sometimes easier to run a nre cable than try to find the one that needs fixing
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