A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while, the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
“Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?"
“But I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
So a collector goes into an Asian coin shop and ask the owner if he has any CC coins for sale.
The owner replied yes we have CC coins for sale and asks the collector what type of CC coins is he looking for:
1. A Carson City coin or
2. A Canton China coin?
@mikee999 said:
So a collector goes into an Asian coin shop and ask the owner if he has any CC coins for sale.
The owner replied yes we have CC coins for sale and asks the collector what type of CC coins is he looking for:
1. A Carson City coin or
2. A Canton China coin?
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A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while, the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
“Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?"
“But I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
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"Procrastinating" is spelled wrong.
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Somehow, it seems appropriate.
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That was fun, wasn't it my friend ?
Amego ? You in there ?... Poolouseebagomeba !
AMEN
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And what would Forrest Gump say “ Stupid is as Stupid does “ 🙈
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Close but no cigar spelling....................
"Pulu Si Bagumba" ("Release the prisoners")
OH, NO, I'm beginning to understand Emerald
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Or the horror of finding a lugie........
Sounds like fast food service won't be getting better in 2024.
NOTE: fast food restaurants are open late in order that customers can get SAME DAY SERVICE
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Wall of HONOR transaction list:WonderCoin, CoinFlip, Masscrew, Travintiques, lordmarcovan, Jinx86, Gerard, ElKevvo, PROMETHIUSS88.
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@JWP I wanted to be a garbage man when I was a kid because they only worked one day a week.
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So a collector goes into an Asian coin shop and ask the owner if he has any CC coins for sale.
The owner replied yes we have CC coins for sale and asks the collector what type of CC coins is he looking for:
1. A Carson City coin or
2. A Canton China coin?
Or 3. Counterfeit Crap.
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