There is a signalman up in Shasta County, California. He really wants to get a promotion, so he sends a letter to Union Pacific, and they send up an assessor.
He asks him what he would do if two trains were barreling down a track at each other.
The signalman says he would out one train on a passing loop.
"But what if the points are jammed?"
"I would throw the emergency switch"
"But what if the switch is on fire?"
"I would run out and use the lever on the line to switch the train into the passing loop."
"But what if it was struck by lightning?"
"Then I'd get my uncle Frank."
"Why?"
"He's never seen a train crash!”
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
If Jewish mothers wrote their son's wedding invitation...
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
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There is a signalman up in Shasta County, California. He really wants to get a promotion, so he sends a letter to Union Pacific, and they send up an assessor.
He asks him what he would do if two trains were barreling down a track at each other.
The signalman says he would out one train on a passing loop.
"But what if the points are jammed?"
"I would throw the emergency switch"
"But what if the switch is on fire?"
"I would run out and use the lever on the line to switch the train into the passing loop."
"But what if it was struck by lightning?"
"Then I'd get my uncle Frank."
"Why?"
"He's never seen a train crash!”
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
If Jewish mothers wrote their son's wedding invitation...
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
"Thing " ?
I can tie it myself. And stay out of my inseam, unless your....na
Silly rabbits...
So that's their rabbit holes ?
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
Huevos rancheros.
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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