Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
“In honor of this holy season” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It’s a candle,” he said.
“You may pass through the pearly gates,” said Saint Peter.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells.”
Saint Peter said, “You may pass through the pearly gates.”
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of ladies’ panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”
The Irishman replied, “These are Carols.”
And so, the Christmas Season continues…
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USAF (Ret) The purpose of Bourbon is to make you feel like you should feel WITHOUT Bourbon. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
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Might be sauce for the now discontinued "Mc Rib".
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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And kids in the 60's were barefoot....................
I would rather join with an army of sheep led by a lion, than an army of lions led by sheep.
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
“In honor of this holy season” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It’s a candle,” he said.
“You may pass through the pearly gates,” said Saint Peter.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells.”
Saint Peter said, “You may pass through the pearly gates.”
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of ladies’ panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”
The Irishman replied, “These are Carols.”
And so, the Christmas Season continues…
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OMG ... My Mother was Right about Everything!
I wake up with a Good Attitude Every Day. Then … Idiots Happen!
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The picture would be mine.
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And the electricity must be generated from coal
Lafayette Grading Set
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