(Prob posted more than once, and one of the great ones concocted.)
Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading, "The Exorcist".
She said it was the most evil book she had ever read.
So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it to the ocean and threw it off the pier.
I went out, bought another copy, ran it under the faucet, and left it beside her bed.
I’m going to hell.
@emeraldATV said:
"Hey Curley ? What can you make of this thing" ?
Can
you
handle
a repair of my designer
handbag.
.
I can also make a hat, a bike rack....
Never mind. "Good thing we didn't step in it". We would be tripping without our luggage.
"Hey Moe "? ...Luggage ?
I don't always comprehend your jokes, (is it just me?lol), but this one is really good, so here's an A for effort on this from me.
@marcmoish said:
I don't always comprehend your jokes, (is it just me?
No.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
@marcmoish said:
I don't always comprehend your jokes, (is it just me?lol),
No, he's either a genius who will unlock the mysteries of quantum string theory or he's posting here during rec time at the asylum. Or maybe he's Dr. Bishop doing both.
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Wow, your parents had it easy...mine had to do their journey barefoot.
Disclaimer: I'm not a dealer, trader, grader, investor or professional numismatist. I'm just a hobbyist. (To protect me but mostly you! 🤣 )
"Memento mori !"
"Memento mori !"
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(Prob posted more than once, and one of the great ones concocted.)
Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading, "The Exorcist".
She said it was the most evil book she had ever read.
So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it to the ocean and threw it off the pier.
I went out, bought another copy, ran it under the faucet, and left it beside her bed.
I’m going to hell.
Get off my lawn, you little s... !
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So... ?
I heard that someone here have's a thing about premature lawn decor ?
"One for all and all for one",
"I'm your misfit"
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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I don't always comprehend your jokes, (is it just me?lol), but this one is really good, so here's an A for effort on this from me.
No.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
No, he's either a genius who will unlock the mysteries of quantum string theory or he's posting here during rec time at the asylum. Or maybe he's Dr. Bishop doing both.
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HOLE IN ONE!
"Memento mori !"
"Memento mori !"
"Memento mori !"
Maybe he was.
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