I got sniped by Lucy!!!!!!!

Russ · January 1, 2003 10:11AM

A nice two second score!

Russ, NCNE

MAULUMALL · January 1, 2003 10:13AM

Lucky Dog

LucyBop · January 1, 2003 10:13AM

That'll teach you to bid against the HepKitty!!!!!

MAULUMALL · January 1, 2003 10:13AM

is the link broke

OOOk it's working

MastaHanky · January 1, 2003 10:16AM

Russ got

!!!!!

MAULUMALL · January 1, 2003 10:18AM

From$49.00 to $85.00 in 2 secs

mbbiker · January 1, 2003 10:20AM

great snipe lucy

Russ, what are you doing looking at comics? aren't you scared you'll miss an AH kennedy?

ClarkOfKent · January 1, 2003 10:23AM

BWUAAAAAAHHAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Russ got SPANKED! By a GIRL!

CLASSICS · January 1, 2003 10:25AM

elvis has left the building

danglen · January 1, 2003 10:26AM

Nice going Lucy!!!

MAULUMALL · January 1, 2003 10:29AM

<< <i>BWUAAAAAAHHAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Russ got SPANKED! By a GIRL!

>>

Brutal aint they

Russ · January 1, 2003 10:31AM

Yeah, this is a harsh crowd.

Russ, NCNE

Wingsrule · January 1, 2003 10:50AM

And Russ is one of the good guys. Can you imagine if....naw, won't even go there.

indianabyron · January 1, 2003 10:54AM

Ok I have a new rule. It goes like this you can only collect in one area. And since lucybob won the comic book thats going to be her area. No more collecting coins or currency. heheheheh now she wont be able to buy anymore franklins. mewhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa. Stuck with some dumb old comic book . Hey what she paid 85 for it oh my god lucybop is rich hey you need a new younger husband.

Byron

oops lucybop sorry

LucyBop · January 1, 2003 11:01AM

<< <i>Stuck with some dumb old comic book >>

One of the many things I collect!!!!!!!

Petescorner · January 1, 2003 11:23AM

Not only Lucy, but two others, as well. Russ, I believe you've been gang-sniped!

MadMarty · January 1, 2003 11:28AM

BWUAAAAAAHHAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Russ got SPANKED! By a GIRL!

Too F-ing funny... way to go Lucy!!!

merz2 · January 1, 2003 11:53AM

Russ
Say it isn't so.Not you the king of snipe.

Russ · January 1, 2003 12:05PM

Don,

The King is dead, long live the Queen.

Russ, NCNE

Bulldog · January 1, 2003 1:07PM

Lucky Dog

Hey Lucy you change your last name?....LOL

ClarkOfKent · January 1, 2003 1:39PM

I've put some thought into this, and I think I've come up with a plausable theory. Picture this:

Bad Dip

It's early afternoon, December 31st. Russ sits hunched over his desk. He tries to keep his mind on his work. He's preparing his latest acquisition of AH's for submission. A large bowl of "Russ's Secret Dipping Solution" sits on the desk in front of him.

"Aaayeee! My Pretty! Surely you will go 8, maybe 9! Is that a bit of frost I see on your devices?"

"Hey! Am I talking to myself?"

"What?"

"I said, 'Am I talking to myself?'"

"Hehehehe! This sure is a pretty little silver disk... I think I love you..."

"Oh man! Now, I'm talkin' to the coin! I'm feeling a little giddy... something's not right here."

Momentarily pulling his gaze from the 'pretty little silver disk', Russ focuses on the bowl before him. A silvery fog rises slowly from the dish, wafting ever-so-slowly directly towards Russ's face.

"This is just like smoke from a campfire... seems to follow me around the room. Wait a minute... I'm not moving. Sure feels like I'm moving... whoa Nellie! I like this!"

"Geez! Am I talking to myself again?"

"Seems awful quiet in here... can't even hear the exhaust fan."

"Exhaust fan? OH!"

It's the next day. Slowly, painfully, Russ raises his head from the desk. The dipping bowl sits on the table, dry as a bone, evaporation having worked it's magic. Next to it is a fresh hole in the desk exactly the size of a half dollar.

"DAMMIT! Another bad rinse! At least the desk didn't catch fire like last time. Man, do I have a headache..."

Looking at his watch, Russ realized he was almost late. He had a date with eBay... there was an AH he intended to snipe away from a CU board member. He couldn't remember which one. It didn't matter. They're all just cannon fodder to him, anyway. Like he's gonna let a mere human, with all those silly feelings, get between him and the Holy Grail. What a bunch of chumps!

His browser is already open to his my eBay page. He refreshes. He refreshes again.

"What the? I didn't bid on any items. What's this doing here?"

"Pep Comics #153 CGC F/VF 7.0 Martian cover??????? What the @#%& is that? I bid $45 on THAT? Who would pay to put THAT in a slab?"

"Oh man... what'm I gonna do? I'm high bidder. Of COURSE I'm high bidder. Who in their right mind would bid ANYTHING for that?"

"I'll cancel my bid. That's what I'll do, I'll just cancel it... tell them I was confused. Yeah, that's it. I was confused. I saw the slab, the F/VF. Simple case of mistaken identity. They'd buy that. The story! The story! They'd buy the story. NOBODY would buy that... that... that slabbed THING!"

"No. No, I can't do that. I placed a bid. I honor my bids. I'll just have to sweat this one out. Surely, someone will outbid me. I mean... there's bound to be somebody somewhere dipping some coins. Maybe a Franklin collector. Yeah... there's probably a boat load of Frankie collectors out there right now preparing some coins for submission."

The hours tick by at a snail's pace. His F5 key is now worn smooth from repeated refreshes... as if he could speed up time if he checked it every five seconds. Ten minutes to go.

"Where are all those damned Franklin collectors? What kind of wimpy dip are they using?"

Beaten, with a slight whimper, Russ's head drops to his lap. A huge tear splats on the floor. Then another. He's as close to the fetal position as he can be without doing a header off the chair. His vision blurs. He can't bring himself to look at the screen... to see his eBay name floating above a "Pay Now" button.

"I'll just pay for it and pretend it never happened. And... and... I SWEAR I'll never dip again! NEVER! Just let me put this behind me... PLEASE!"

He raises his head... steadies his hand, and refreshes one last time.

"BUWAAAAHHAAAAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"

"I wasn't worried for a minute! Now, I needs me a fresh batch of dip!"

Askari · January 1, 2003 1:45PM

Plausible, Clark, quite plausible, really.

Russ · January 2, 2003 2:09AM

Clark,

Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would say more, but I'm a little stoned right now.

Russ, NCNE

ClarkOfKent · January 2, 2003 3:11AM

Sometimes I crack myself up...

Askari · January 2, 2003 3:16AM

He's understudying for Clankeye' role.

mdwoods · January 2, 2003 3:25AM

Sometimes I crack myself up...

Good story, and it could be true, couldn't it???

Askari · January 2, 2003 3:32AM

Hey, Russ!

How many snipes could a LucyBop snipe, if a LucyBop could out-snipe Russ?

ccrdragon · January 2, 2003 3:57AM

Hey Clark - you tryin' to out clank Clankeye?!?!?? That was perfect!

Lucy - you have earned your sniper's stripes for that great snipe - couldn't have happened to a nicer person!

BBBBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

SarasotaFrank · January 2, 2003 3:58AM

ya know, when I read this title, I immediately had this vision of the Peanuts character "Lucy" wiping her mouth with the back of her hand while running in circles screaming "I've been KISSED BY A DOG!!!!!!"

MacCoin · January 2, 2003 4:09AM

hee hoo hoo

LucyBop · January 2, 2003 7:19AM

a pleasent and very funny thread.........

Flash · January 2, 2003 3:35PM

I'm pretty sure I read that one when I was a kid. Then I threw it in the trash.

LucyBop · January 2, 2003 3:37PM

<< <i>I'm pretty sure I read that one when I was a kid. Then I threw it in the trash. >>

Bummer, had you have been smarter, you could have sold it to me years later.

Flash · January 2, 2003 3:40PM

True, but what did I know? I was just a kid, after all.

If I only knew then what I know now!

LucyBop · January 2, 2003 3:42PM

I threw away alot of Archies too!!! Boo Hoo Hoo!!! I didn't want to admit it.

Bear · January 2, 2003 3:53PM

Hey wait a minute, getting spanked by a girl doesnt sound so bad.

It could be mildly enjoyable.

I got sniped by Lucy!!!!!!!

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