LMAOROTF! Do you have a bidet in your bathroom? At a buck a sheet for toilet paper that would be a huge money saver!
@ARCO said:
I guess no one has considered the toilet to shower option? A bit inconvenient, but cleaner than the paper. I have two bidets in my house. It is the only civilized way to clean your bottom.
@ARCO said:
I guess no one has considered the toilet to shower option? A bit inconvenient, but cleaner than the paper. I have two bidets in my house. It is the only civilized way to clean your bottom.
That was my last ditch plan!
A modified diet would certainly be appropriate in the situation as well....
"Today the crumbs, tomorrow the
loaf. Perhaps someday the whole damn boulangerie." - fictional Jack Rackham
Grocery stores here were wiped out today. Wait until Saturday and Sunday. Crazy......I have heard people are even going to banks and taking cash out because they are afraid of bank runs.
Stores here out of water, TP, any cleaning supplies, baby formula, diapers, cough/cold remedies, aspirin, Tylenol, paper towels, canned goods.
It is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen.
@air4mdc said:
Grocery stores here were wiped out today. Wait until Saturday and Sunday. Crazy......I have heard people are even going to banks and taking cash out because they are afraid of bank runs.
Yes. I am friendly with local bank tellers and they tell me withdrawals are very heavy.
@air4mdc said:
Grocery stores here were wiped out today. Wait until Saturday and Sunday. Crazy......I have heard people are even going to banks and taking cash out because they are afraid of bank runs.
Yes. I am friendly with local bank tellers and they tell me withdrawals are very heavy.
One could leave their "deposits" under the mattress or buried in tin cans in the backyard.
Successful transactions:Tookybandit. "Everyone is equal, some are more equal than others".
I'm sure ricko will agree with me when I suggest avoid buying any TP that's heavily toned.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
I just don't get the TP thing. There is literally an infinite supply of paper, rags, curtains (sorry honey). I've been stocking up on cheap wine, beer and excedrin. Oh yea! And hot dogs... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ni-E_Ro1x8
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Yep, and think how nice that ink will look on your derriere--call it catalogitis horribilis.
RMR: 'Wer, wenn ich schriee, hörte mich denn aus der Engel Ordnungen?'
CJ: 'No one!' [Ain't no angels in the coin biz]
hmmm, don't read the fine print
Or Sears catalogs.
Don't sell the toilet paper squares until you get them slabbed first. Never know how many 70's you might make.
I think today we sold around 3.15 million sheets of TP out of our warehouse.
The hysteria is forcing my hotel customer that typically buys 5 cases for a weekend into buying 25...
I have to buy more from the supplier to protect myself...
White gold...
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LMAOROTF! Do you have a bidet in your bathroom? At a buck a sheet for toilet paper that would be a huge money saver!
Hope they aren't the glossy paper type!
The next run will be on baby diapers.
Two college guys in front of me were buying baby diapers!
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Wipe with my left and eat with my right, correct, no switching! Peace Roy
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That was my last ditch plan!
A modified diet would certainly be appropriate in the situation as well....
"Today the crumbs, tomorrow the
loaf. Perhaps someday the whole damn boulangerie." - fictional Jack Rackham
you know the old saying ....... yellow in the front, brown in the rear ????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grocery stores here were wiped out today. Wait until Saturday and Sunday. Crazy......I have heard people are even going to banks and taking cash out because they are afraid of bank runs.
Stores here out of water, TP, any cleaning supplies, baby formula, diapers, cough/cold remedies, aspirin, Tylenol, paper towels, canned goods.
It is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen.
Yes. I am friendly with local bank tellers and they tell me withdrawals are very heavy.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opinion/the-news-in-cartoons-updated-march-13/ss-AAJ7oYd?li=BBnbcA1#image=18
One could leave their "deposits" under the mattress or buried in tin cans in the backyard.
nope
I'll wait for the limited edition 'enhanced finish' to come out.
Would an antique brown finish work for you?
RMR: 'Wer, wenn ich schriee, hörte mich denn aus der Engel Ordnungen?'
CJ: 'No one!' [Ain't no angels in the coin biz]
How will they make the distinction between artificial and natural toning?
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Smell. I'll leave it to you to finish connecting the dots.
RMR: 'Wer, wenn ich schriee, hörte mich denn aus der Engel Ordnungen?'
CJ: 'No one!' [Ain't no angels in the coin biz]
It will obviously have to have the right pattern and color progression!
I'm sure ricko will agree with me when I suggest avoid buying any TP that's heavily toned.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
Does anybody feel sorry for this guy?
https://msn.com/en-us/news/us/he-has-17700-bottles-of-hand-sanitizer-and-nowhere-to-sell-them/ar-BB11blvS?ocid=spartanntp
One more little twist to the problem.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/fake-coronavirus-test-kits-seized-los-angeles-airport/story?id=69600617
I just don't get the TP thing. There is literally an infinite supply of paper, rags, curtains (sorry honey). I've been stocking up on cheap wine, beer and excedrin. Oh yea! And hot dogs...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ni-E_Ro1x8
Don't quit selling coins....I haven't bought anything from you yet!"
No...
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