Olympic venue in South Korea sets new record for athletes personal entertainment
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Reported by Dail Mail.com...
A record 110,000 condoms will be available/distributed to Olympic athlete attendees. This is 10,000 more than Vancouver and they'll be placed at men's and women's rest room areas. The math says this is 37.6 condoms per athlete...I wonder who gets the .6 condoms??
Well, it is the Winter Olympics and most will be there for 16 days. Gotta do something to stay warm and be entertained. Apparently the vast differences in language are no barrier to these great athletes who must be able to communicate in a different manner to get their point across. 
One wonders if there shouldn't be an Olympic sport for such prowess, as the math tells me that twice a day, times 16 days, equals 32. The astute authorities have ensured at least 37 condoms per athlete, such studs, or studettes!! Perhaps the really super athletes will have access to more than their 37 allocation, should opportunity arise. 
How do they find the time to compete?
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will they be euthanizing homeless people like the last time also?