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Upcoming changes to U.S. currency
Secretary of the Treasury Jack Lew recently announced a series of significant changes to U.S. currency. Here are some of the more notable alterations on the horizon:
$50 bill to feature blinking Ulysses S. Grant
Portentous images of the attacks on the World Trade Center hidden on the $20 bill to be hidden more carefully this time
Word “Dollars” officially changed to “Smackeroos” on all bills
New flavors include Radical Ranch, Sweet Heat, and Baja Burst
Approval to produce a $2.07 bill in keeping with inflation of bodega pizza slice
$5 bills way easier to counterfeit
One more attempt to shove a dollar coin down our throats
Current level of U.S. national debt revealed when bills held under ultraviolet light
Upcoming changes to U.S. currency
Secretary of the Treasury Jack Lew recently announced a series of significant changes to U.S. currency. Here are some of the more notable alterations on the horizon:
$50 bill to feature blinking Ulysses S. Grant
Portentous images of the attacks on the World Trade Center hidden on the $20 bill to be hidden more carefully this time
Word “Dollars” officially changed to “Smackeroos” on all bills
New flavors include Radical Ranch, Sweet Heat, and Baja Burst
Approval to produce a $2.07 bill in keeping with inflation of bodega pizza slice
$5 bills way easier to counterfeit
One more attempt to shove a dollar coin down our throats
Current level of U.S. national debt revealed when bills held under ultraviolet light
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