Just a coin joke about coincidence... smile
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sorry if this is the wrong forum to post this, but is is just so funny.
Definition of the word "coincidence" (or however you wish to spell it)
A chicken farmer went to the local bar, sat down next to a gorgeous blond woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman said, "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".
"What a coincidence" said the farmer, who added. "It is a special day for me...I'm celebrating".
"It is a special day for me too. I am also celebrating" said the woman.
"What a coincidence" said the farmer.
While they toasted, the man asked. "What are you celebrating"?
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant".
"What a coincidence" said the farmer. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."
"This is awesome" said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
"I went to the market and bought a different rooster" the farmer said.
The woman sheepishly smiled and said. ....."What a coincidence."
Today is the first day of the rest of my life
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(But I hope she wasn't really ordering champagne....)