Sleaziest Ebay listing ever
angelenocarddude
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Not only does this clown claim to have 9 T206 Wagners, he is charging $25K for shipping. LMAO (and reporting the auction)
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<< <i>I sent a message asking if he could combine shipping for $30,000 if I won more than one item. >>
Make sure it includes hand delivery with balloons
James
Penny
Well isn't this ironic. Don't ya think?
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Well isn't this ironic. Don't ya think? >>
And Yeah I really do think...
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Well isn't this ironic. Don't ya think? >>
Strangely, most of it ISN'T ironic...
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic ... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't it ironic ... don't you think
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
Robert
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Robert
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Robert
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<< <i>Ok now something even funnier. Look at his feedback and view the description of his latest feedback item.................One of the funniest things I have read it a long time. I should have my wife the schoolteacher mark the errors in spelling and grammer.
Robert >>
WTF? I've read better grammar in spam emails.
I WILL GIVE YOU A TRACKING NUMBER BUT THE SHIPPING MONEY ALSO IS COVERING THE HANDLING FEE, I CHARGE A HUGE FEE THAT IS HOW I MAKE MY MONEY, DUE TO THE FACT EBAY IS NOT FAIR TO ME I CANNOT START MY LISTING PRICES AS THEY SHOULD BE SO I MAKE MY MONEY ON THE HANDLING FEE I CHARGE BUT ALL ITEMS GET TO THEIR BUYER SAFE AND I HAVE YET TO HAVE A COMPLAINT SOME PEOPLE DID VERY WELL OFF OF MY SALES ANY HOW THANKS FOR ASKING IF I COULD START WITH A HIGHT SALES START PRICE I WOULD PREFER TO DO SO ! BUT I WILL NOT CALL EBAY THEY HAVE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING IF IT COMES TO THAT SO THEY BEST JUST UP MY LIMITS OR THEY WILL BE SUED SOON ANYWAYS FOR BEING UNFAIR WHEN THEY SAY THEY ARE A FAIR SELLING PLACE
<< <i>I asked if I would get a tracking number with the $25,000 shipping, and got this reply:
I WILL GIVE YOU A TRACKING NUMBER BUT THE SHIPPING MONEY ALSO IS COVERING THE HANDLING FEE, I CHARGE A HUGE FEE THAT IS HOW I MAKE MY MONEY, DUE TO THE FACT EBAY IS NOT FAIR TO ME I CANNOT START MY LISTING PRICES AS THEY SHOULD BE SO I MAKE MY MONEY ON THE HANDLING FEE I CHARGE BUT ALL ITEMS GET TO THEIR BUYER SAFE AND I HAVE YET TO HAVE A COMPLAINT SOME PEOPLE DID VERY WELL OFF OF MY SALES ANY HOW THANKS FOR ASKING IF I COULD START WITH A HIGHT SALES START PRICE I WOULD PREFER TO DO SO ! BUT I WILL NOT CALL EBAY THEY HAVE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING IF IT COMES TO THAT SO THEY BEST JUST UP MY LIMITS OR THEY WILL BE SUED SOON ANYWAYS FOR BEING UNFAIR WHEN THEY SAY THEY ARE A FAIR SELLING PLACE >>
Did you ask if their Caps Lock key was broken?
<< <i>I asked if I would get a tracking number with the $25,000 shipping, and got this reply:
I WILL GIVE YOU A TRACKING NUMBER BUT THE SHIPPING MONEY ALSO IS COVERING THE HANDLING FEE, I CHARGE A HUGE FEE THAT IS HOW I MAKE MY MONEY, DUE TO THE FACT EBAY IS NOT FAIR TO ME I CANNOT START MY LISTING PRICES AS THEY SHOULD BE SO I MAKE MY MONEY ON THE HANDLING FEE I CHARGE BUT ALL ITEMS GET TO THEIR BUYER SAFE AND I HAVE YET TO HAVE A COMPLAINT SOME PEOPLE DID VERY WELL OFF OF MY SALES ANY HOW THANKS FOR ASKING IF I COULD START WITH A HIGHT SALES START PRICE I WOULD PREFER TO DO SO ! BUT I WILL NOT CALL EBAY THEY HAVE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING IF IT COMES TO THAT SO THEY BEST JUST UP MY LIMITS OR THEY WILL BE SUED SOON ANYWAYS FOR BEING UNFAIR WHEN THEY SAY THEY ARE A FAIR SELLING PLACE >>
So this seller has mesapsa's capitalization, bunt's drunken rambling, and Bassik's love of lawsuits. Excellent.
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<< <i>I sent a message asking if he could combine shipping for $30,000 if I won more than one item. >>
Make sure it includes hand delivery with balloons >>
Hey, this ain't no BGS 1 Bo Jackson!
Bowman Baseball -1948-1955
Fleer Baseball-1923, 1959-2007
Al
He's losing a lot of buyers looking for Ebay Bucks by hiding the price in the shipping fee.
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<< <i>I sent a message asking if he could combine shipping for $30,000 if I won more than one item. >>
Make sure it includes hand delivery with balloons >>
Hey, this ain't no BGS 1 Bo Jackson! >>
I had too many offers on the card and my dog ate the balloons so I decided to take the auction down.
<< <i>Crazy to think he did not get any bids on these . Does anyone else think that he was trying to avoid getting nailed on a fraud charge by not stating the Wagner's were real, and by the buyer assuming the shipping charge he makes his money and cannot be nailed by Ebay or authorities? He never claims the card is real or authentic so there is nothing fraudulent there, and the buyer assuming the shipping charges there is nothing that can be done about it. >>
Based on his response, I'm thinking the main motivation was to get around eBay's selling limits. He's probably limited to $5K a month in sales and wants to sell these for more
new ebay listing
<< <i>I would think one of those Wagner's would be enough to cover the shipping cost . >>
What do you think a low grade, genuine Wagner would go for now?
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<< <i>I would think one of those Wagner's would be enough to cover the shipping cost . >>
What do you think a low grade, genuine Wagner would go for now? >>
SCP just sold a 1(mk) for about half a million this past December.
Look, someone w/ 50 feedback bid $19.43 on that guy's listing for a 1943 cent. Should be a fun time for all when it comes time to try to argue over collecting on the $1,000,000.00 shipping charges.
I NEED HELP, FINANCIAL HELP! I AM A BIG SANTA NOT A BAD SANTA LIKE IN THE MOVIE "BAD SANTA" I WANT TO RIGHT A BOOK ABOUT MY LIFE AND TELL MY STORIES. I HAVE MUCH TO OFFER OTHER PEOPLE AND WILL DO GOOD THINGS FOR MYSELF MY FAMILY AND PEOPLE WHOM SIMPLY NEED THE HELP. I COME UP WITH CREATIVE IDEAS TIME AND A TIME AGAIN ON A REGULAR BASIS. I HELP MANY PEOPLE AROUND ME BUT NOW IT IS MY TIME AND I NEED THE HELP.
HOWEVER ONCE YOUD BID ON THIS BEAUTIFUL SHIP ART IN A GORGEOUS FRAME FOR A HUGE DOLLAR AMOUNT, YOU WILL GAIN A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART AND I WILL GAIN TO MY LIFESTYLES A DIFFERENT HAPPINESS, THE MISFORTUNES PRIOR, THEY DON'T MADDER ANYMORE, THE MISS FORTUNES JUST MADE ME THRIVE TO TRY HARDER AND NOW IS MY TIME TO SHINE, BECAUSE FROM HERE OUT, IT IS A NEW BALL GAME AND NEW PROSPERITY. THANK YOU EBAY BIDDERS FOR GRANTING ME THE ABILITIES WITH YOUR MONEY TO LEAD MY OWN LIFE AND FOR MY CREATIVITY TO PAY OFF FINALY.
I AM RECOVERING, WITH MY WITTS, DECISION MAKING SKILLS ARE IMPORTANT, THE MONEY YOU BID IS NOT ONLY BENEFITING MYSELF I PROMISE THAT MUCH, BUT IT WILL BENIFT ME A MAJORITY OF THE TIME, I HAVE MANY YEARS TO LIVE, BUT WITHOUT MONEY I CANNOT LIVE THE DREAMS OF LIFE AND ESTABLISH THE GOALS I HAVE SET, SO I TRY AND TRY AND WORK 12 HOUR DAYS AND TAKE CARE OF MYSELF STRUGGLING TO BE WHAT I WANT ,STILL HELPING OTHERS TOO AND ACCOMPLISHING. THEIR IS ALWAYS SOMEONE STANDING IN THE WAY OF SUCSESS, BUT NOT AT THE END OF THIS AUCTION, NOPE !!!!!!!!! SOMEONE IS GOING TO WIN BIG THEY GET TO MEET ME SANTA CLAUSE, ME....... IF THEY BID THIS AUCTION UP OVER ONE MILLION DOLLARS, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I WANT FOR THIS SHIP ART, THEY ALSO GET TO MEET ME IN PERSON, I WANT TO BE IN HOLLYWOOD AND RIGHT A BOOK AND BE IN A MOVIE AS A STARR. I AM THE UNCLE BUCK YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR. PLEASE BID AND WE CAN MEET THEN. IT WILL TAKE DAYS OR WEEKS BUT YOU WILL SEE THE TRUE ME AND I WILL END UP ON TV.
I WILL APPLY FOR SURVIVOR, AND STAR ON THE BIGGEST LOSER. WHATEVER IT TAKES. BUT I MUST GET A MILLION DOLLARS BY THE END OF THIS AUCTION MY LIFE DEPENDS ON THIS MIRACLE, TO SEE THAT SOMEONE OUT THEIR CARES ABOUT ME THE WAY I CARE FOR OTHERS WHEN PEOPLE ARE DOWN AND OUT I AM THEIR. MILLIONAIRES EXIST STILL, AND MILLIONAIRES STILL GO OUT OF THEIR WAYS , AND MY WISH FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO GET RICH OFF EBAY. BUT YOU ALSO GET SOMETHING, DINNER WITH ME AND TO TALK ABOUT MY FUTURE. PLUS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EBAY BUYERS ! THANK YOU GOD BLESS THOSE WHO ARE IN NEED ! MIRACLES............