James...WHUT???
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James...WHUT???
Hey Homie, here's your results from Raw...I'll have the Smackdown! results on the way after you let me know that you've read this... The WWE video plays, followed with video of Ric Flair's turning on Steve Austin and the making of the Flair/Big Show vs. Austin match at Judgement Day, with JR's patented "Why, damit? Why?!?" throughout. The Raw video plays, the pyros explode, and we are LIVE from Toronto, Canadia, for the last showing of the Raw superstars before Judgement Day. Handicap Match Brock Lesnar vs. The Hardy Boyz Brock Lesnar and Heyman come down to the ring, for a handicap match against the entering Hardy Boys. The Hardys start with a double team, but soon are forced to act as a tag team, with only Jeff being the legal man. Jeff kicks Lesnar in the knee and starts clubbing away, but Lesnar hits a powerslam. Jeff goes over Lesnar's back and dropkicks his leg. He tags Matt, who hits a dropkick. Matt wrenches the leg around a rope, but Lesnar grabs him and hits an overhead belly-belly, then another. Stomps by Lesnar, who then scrapes Matt's head along the ropes. Matt punches Lesnar in the leg, allowing him to get up and push Brock into the turnbuckles. Tag to Jeff. Punches by Jeff, who ducks a clothesline and hits a jawbreaker. Poetry in Motion to Lesnar, then a double flapjack. They each go up opposite turnbuckles and fly, Matt hitting a legdrop, Jeff a flying splash 1-2-Heyman pulls the ref out. The ref calls for the bell and raises the Hardys' hands in victory. Heyman yells at the ref, allowing Lesnar to choke Jeff into the ring and 'buckle him. Lesnar goes up top, but Matt low blows him. Twist of Fate by Matt, then a Swanton from Jeff. The Hardys celebrate up the ring, but Heyman grabs a microphone. He tells them no. As the agent for Brock Lesnar, he challenges them to a rematch at Judgement Day. In fact, since the Hardys claim to be tag team specialists, it will be The Hardys against Lesnar and Heyman! Flair's music hits, and he and Big Show march down the ramp and into the ring. If you know anything about this business and the name Ric Flair, you have to respect his decision. He's a 16-time World Champion, and thus 15 times better than the Toronto Maple Leafs. And unlike the Maple Leafs, he's got a real enforcer. He owns one-half of WWE. He owns the Raw Brand. That makes him a very powerful man. But clearly, there's a problem between he and Austin. He signs Austin and gets Stunned the same night. Well, to hell with Stone Cold, to hell with the fans, and to hell with the Maple Leafs. Now he knows what Vince went through, trying to work with that a**hole Steve Austin. But now Austin's on the outside, looking in. Austin should have gotten down and kissed Flair's a**, but now he's got a real live giant and the Nature Boy to deal with. Austin will pay the price of a wrestling lifetime in one night. Some say his power has gone to his head. You want power? Tonight, there will be a WWE Undisputed Title match. But it will be a real Legend vs. Legend match. It will be Hulk Hogan vs. The Nature Boy! Moments ago, Hogan arrived, and on a motorcycle no less. Earlier today, Stasiak was waxing poetic, when Eddie came up and insinuated that Stasiak was a little high. Shawn proposed a match for Eddie to find out, and of course, Eddie accepted. WWE Intercontinental Championship Sean Stasiak vs. Eddie Guerrero (c) Stasiak comes out, then Stasiak, and then to everyone's surprise, Rob Van Dam came down, getting Eddie all riled up while remaining his mellow self and sitting, not at the announce table, but right up next to the ring. Stasiak attacks Eddie from behind, clotheslineing him and hitting a press slam. Elbow drop by Stasiak 1-2-shoulde rup. Gutwrench suplex by Stasiak 1-2-kickout. Eddie goes over Stasiak's back and dropkicks him in the back of the knee. Vertical suplex by Eddie, who goes up top and hits the Five Star 1-2-3! As soon as the bell rings, RVD runs in and hits a calf kick on Eddie. He throws Eddie out of the ring and raises his arms in apparent victory. Eddie gets a mic and calls RVD back into the ring, asking who RVD thinks he is. Of course, Van Dam just does the thumb point to explain that he is R-V-D. In the back, Coach knocks on Stone Cold's door, but Debra tells him that he's not quite ready. Stone Cold tells Coach that Ric Flair didn't say anything important. He ran his mouth like a jack***, because he is a jack***. He doesn't care how many times Flair has been champion. Coach says that Flair did actually have a lot to say about Austin's match at Judgement Day. Austin says it's just a big guy and a bleach-blonde self-proclaimed "dirtiest player in the game." So Flair made himself a Title match. Does he deserve it? No. Will Stone Cold watch that match? Dam right. And at Judgement Day, Flair will find out that you don't mess with the Rattlesnake, because Stone Cold said so. He's going to whip Flair's a**, and the Big Show's a**. We come back to a video of Tommy Dreamer, brushing his dog's teeth and then his own with the same toothbrush. Then he shaves his toungue. And he proceeds to bottle some urinal water and drink it. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy... *sigh* Terri vs. Molly Back in the arena, William Regal takes a seat at the announce table, as Terri comes to the ring. Molly comes down, but Terri starts stomping her down immediately. Terri chokes Molly to the mat and then scoop slams her 1-2-kickout. Molly drop toeholds Terri into the ropes, then clotheslines her down. Snap suplex by Molly 1-2-shoulder up. Molly chokes Terri on the ropes, then smashes her into the mat. Backbreaker by Molly, who goes up top, but Terri 'buckles her. Terri goes up top and hits a Super Hurricanrana on Molly exposing Terri's bare ass and private part, which you can see photos of by clicking the link at the bottom! 1-2-shoulder up! Terri again goes for a pin, but Molly cradles her 1-2-3! Molly tosses Terri from the ring, prompting Regal to come into the ring. Finally, he says, a woman who doesn't feel the need to hike up her skirt and show her bussom. He would like to escort Molly up the ramp, which he does. No DQ WWE Undisputed Championship Hulk Hogan (c) vs. Ric Flair Flair makes his way out, followed by Hogan, who rides to the ring on his red and yellow motorcycle. Flair runs at Hogan, who shoulder blocks him down. Another shoulder block by Hogan. Hogan shoves Flair down, so Flair goes and gets a chair. The ref pulls it out of his hands and shoves Flair away before Flair can grab it back. Rather dangerous way to treat your boss. Flair chops Hogan into a corner, but Hogan is unphased. He back Flair into the opposite corner and punches and chops away. 10 Punch successfully executed by Hogan. Flair rakes Hogan in the eyes and goes up top, but Hogan grabs him and tosses him to the mat. Flair gets in a chop, but Hogan chokes him. Flair hits a low blow and punches Hogan into a corner. Headlocked punches by Flair, then stomps to the chest. Flair tosses Hogan out of the ring and goes after him. Hogan punches Flair back and slams him into the barrier. Chops by Hogan, who then smashes Flair into the stairs. Back in the ring, Hogan hits a back bodydrop. Flair rakes the eyes to stop Hogan, and then kicks him in the back of the knee. Kneedrop by Flair, but Hogan grabs him and applies the Figure Four! Figure Four to Flair! Flair manages to get to the ropes, causing Hogan to break the hold. Hogan with a vertical suplex 1-2-shoulder up. Hogan misses an elbow drop. Flair chops Hogan, then again, but it only serves to awaken the Hulkster. He starts Hulking up, and blocks a chop. Big Boot by Hogan! Leg Drop 1-2-broken by X-Pac! Hogan punches X-Pac out of the ring with one punch, but that allows Big Show to attack from behind. Bradshaw nails Big Show in the back and clothesliens him over the top rope. Flair meanwhile stomps on Hogan's leg and goes for the Figure Four, but Austin runs down and Stunners him! Stunner to Flair! Hogan calls for the end and hits the Leg Drop 1-2-3! As Hogan is awarded his belt, the Big Show comes back into the ring. Hogan jumps out and gets on his cycle and rides it up the ramp and to the back. In the back, Flair screams at Show and X-Pac at them not getting the job done. Now he's pissed. Tonight, Show and X-Pac are going to take on Bradshaw, and they better come up big. And then, it will be Stone Cold Steve Austin in a Lumberjack Match against the newest member of the nWo, with lumberjacks hand-picked by Flair. WWE Hardcore & Women's Title BuhBuh Dudley & Trish Stratus vs. Steven Richards & Jazz In the arena, BuhBuh tosses his partner Trish onto the arriving duo of Steven and Jazz. In the ring, Trish hits the 10 Punch on Jazz while BuhBuh beats on Steven. Steven goes to attack Trish, but hits Jazz on accident. BuhBuh smashes into them both, and Jazz falls on Steven's groin. Trish gets some hardcore items and hits Jazz with a trashcan. Steven whips her, but BuhBuh runs in and beats him down. BuhBuh gets a hockey stick and smashes it into a Stop sign strategically placed over Steven's groin. Stevie starts fighting back, but gets hit with a BuhBuh Bomb on the Stop sign. Justin Credible nails BuhBuh with his kendo stick and looks to pin Richards, but Crash Holly runs in and nails Credible. He looks to pin, but Credible sprays him with the fire extinguisher. BuhBuh nails Crash with a guitar. Steven quickly tags Jazz, which means that Trish is also the legal wrestler, as this is not an intergender match. Jazz picks up Trish and underhooks her into the air. Jazz whips Trish into the ropes, but Trish goes under her and hits the Stratusfaction 1-2-3! Trish wins the Women's Title! Jazz tries to attack Trish again, but Trish quickly nails her with the belt. Trish looks down and shoves BuhBuh, telling him to get the tables. BuhBuh obliges, pulling a table into the ring. BuhBuh goes second rope, and Trish lifts Jazz up to him for a powerbomb through the table. In the back, Coach asks Undertaker about what Hogan did to his bike, but Taker keeps pounding his head against the wall. He stops, stares at Coach, and walks off down the hall. In the back, Goldust is excited over being named a Lumberjack, and begins singing the Monty Python "Lumberjack" song. The camera pans over to Booker T, who is in fact dressed as a lumberjack, before Goldust informs him that he doesn't actually have to dress like a lumberjack. Handicap Match Bradshaw vs. Big Show and X-Pac X-Pac starts off, with Bradshaw shoulder blocking him down. Show tags himself in, and gets greeted with punches na dchops from Bradshaw. X-Pac knees Bradshaw in the back, and Show clotheslines him down. Tag to X-Pac. Punches by Bradshaw, then a powerslam 1-2-kickout. Back bodydrop by Bradshaw, then an elbow drop 1-2-broken by Show. Bradshaw tries to beat both nWo members back, but Show pulls him out of the ring and smashes him into the stairs. Tag to Show, who scoop slams Bradshaw and hits an elbow drop. Headbutt by Show, then elbows to the back. Tag to X-Pac. Pac with a kick to the face, then a snapmare. Legdrop by Pac 1-2-kickout. Tag back to Show, but Bradshaw boots X-Pac down. He boots Big Show off the apron, as X-Pac leaps from the corner. Bradshaw catches him and hits a Fallaway Slam. Bradshaw goes for the Clothesline From Hell on X-Pac, but Big Show nails him in the back with a chair. Show Stopper to Bradshaw, then another. Tag to X-Pac, who comes in and covers 1-2-3! In the back, Coach catches up to Hogan just before he leaves. Hogan says that Flair proved himself to be a player tonight, and he's glad Stone Cold showed up. And now that he thinks about it, he's going to stick around and have Stone Cold's back in the Lumberjack match. Taker runs in and nails Hogan in the shoulder with a tire iron. He beats Hogan down and then ties a rope to the motorcylce. He ties the other end around Hogan's legs, saying that they're going for a ride. He gets on the bike and fires it up, riding out of the arena, dragging Hogan behind the bike. After the completely unnecessary replay, we see that Taker has turned the bike around and is driving back into the arena. He takes a hard corner and Hogan slides into a tower of boxes, brooms and trash cans. As we come back, Hogan is still on the ground, with EMTs putting him in a neckbrace and giving him oxygen. Lumberjack Match Steve Austin vs. Booker T In the arena, we see the lumberjacks gathered around the ring, including Flair, X-Pac, Big Show, Goldust, Booker T, Justin Credible, Bossman, Crash, Raven, Regal, Lesnar, and Eddie Guerrero. The glass breaks, and Stone Cold comes to the ramp, only to be beaten down and tossed into the ring. Flair gets on the mic and says that Austin will be facing the newest member of the nWo: Booker T! Booker comes in and starts beating down on Austin. Jumping calf kick by Booker, then clubs to the back. Austin fires back and spinebusters Booker down. Bossman pulls him outside, but Austin clotheslines he and Raven over the top. Lesnar picks up Austin and rams him into the ringpost, then the apron multiple times. Austin gets tossed back in the ring where Booker gets a two count. Austin ducks a clothesline and looks for the Stunner, but Booker spins him around, only to run into a spinebuster. Mounted punches by Stone Cold, but Big Show pulls him over the top. Flair punches away on Austin and tosses him into the ring. Scissors kick by Booker, followed with the Spinaroonie, but he pops up and is clotheslined down twice. Reverse thrust kick by Booker 1-2-kickout 1-2-kickout 1-2-kickout. Booker tosses Austin outside, where again Flair beats on him. Big Show picks him up and drops him on the barrier. They roll him into the ring, where he low blows Booker. Austin knocks Regal and others from the apron. He goes to hit X-Pac, but X-Pac locks him on the ropes. Austin escapes as Booker leaps, hitting X-Pac. Roll-up by Austin on the surprised Booker 1-2-3! Austin rolls out and beats the lumberjacks away on his way up the ramp. Arn Anderson comes out from the back and beats Austin back to the ring. In the ring, Show Stopper to Austin. Elbow drop by Big Show to Austin, then another, and a third. Repeated kneedrops by Show, then another Show Stopper. Flair lays in with the mounted punches as we Fade Out. End Show.
Hey Homie, here's your results from Raw...I'll have the Smackdown! results on the way after you let me know that you've read this... The WWE video plays, followed with video of Ric Flair's turning on Steve Austin and the making of the Flair/Big Show vs. Austin match at Judgement Day, with JR's patented "Why, damit? Why?!?" throughout. The Raw video plays, the pyros explode, and we are LIVE from Toronto, Canadia, for the last showing of the Raw superstars before Judgement Day. Handicap Match Brock Lesnar vs. The Hardy Boyz Brock Lesnar and Heyman come down to the ring, for a handicap match against the entering Hardy Boys. The Hardys start with a double team, but soon are forced to act as a tag team, with only Jeff being the legal man. Jeff kicks Lesnar in the knee and starts clubbing away, but Lesnar hits a powerslam. Jeff goes over Lesnar's back and dropkicks his leg. He tags Matt, who hits a dropkick. Matt wrenches the leg around a rope, but Lesnar grabs him and hits an overhead belly-belly, then another. Stomps by Lesnar, who then scrapes Matt's head along the ropes. Matt punches Lesnar in the leg, allowing him to get up and push Brock into the turnbuckles. Tag to Jeff. Punches by Jeff, who ducks a clothesline and hits a jawbreaker. Poetry in Motion to Lesnar, then a double flapjack. They each go up opposite turnbuckles and fly, Matt hitting a legdrop, Jeff a flying splash 1-2-Heyman pulls the ref out. The ref calls for the bell and raises the Hardys' hands in victory. Heyman yells at the ref, allowing Lesnar to choke Jeff into the ring and 'buckle him. Lesnar goes up top, but Matt low blows him. Twist of Fate by Matt, then a Swanton from Jeff. The Hardys celebrate up the ring, but Heyman grabs a microphone. He tells them no. As the agent for Brock Lesnar, he challenges them to a rematch at Judgement Day. In fact, since the Hardys claim to be tag team specialists, it will be The Hardys against Lesnar and Heyman! Flair's music hits, and he and Big Show march down the ramp and into the ring. If you know anything about this business and the name Ric Flair, you have to respect his decision. He's a 16-time World Champion, and thus 15 times better than the Toronto Maple Leafs. And unlike the Maple Leafs, he's got a real enforcer. He owns one-half of WWE. He owns the Raw Brand. That makes him a very powerful man. But clearly, there's a problem between he and Austin. He signs Austin and gets Stunned the same night. Well, to hell with Stone Cold, to hell with the fans, and to hell with the Maple Leafs. Now he knows what Vince went through, trying to work with that a**hole Steve Austin. But now Austin's on the outside, looking in. Austin should have gotten down and kissed Flair's a**, but now he's got a real live giant and the Nature Boy to deal with. Austin will pay the price of a wrestling lifetime in one night. Some say his power has gone to his head. You want power? Tonight, there will be a WWE Undisputed Title match. But it will be a real Legend vs. Legend match. It will be Hulk Hogan vs. The Nature Boy! Moments ago, Hogan arrived, and on a motorcycle no less. Earlier today, Stasiak was waxing poetic, when Eddie came up and insinuated that Stasiak was a little high. Shawn proposed a match for Eddie to find out, and of course, Eddie accepted. WWE Intercontinental Championship Sean Stasiak vs. Eddie Guerrero (c) Stasiak comes out, then Stasiak, and then to everyone's surprise, Rob Van Dam came down, getting Eddie all riled up while remaining his mellow self and sitting, not at the announce table, but right up next to the ring. Stasiak attacks Eddie from behind, clotheslineing him and hitting a press slam. Elbow drop by Stasiak 1-2-shoulde rup. Gutwrench suplex by Stasiak 1-2-kickout. Eddie goes over Stasiak's back and dropkicks him in the back of the knee. Vertical suplex by Eddie, who goes up top and hits the Five Star 1-2-3! As soon as the bell rings, RVD runs in and hits a calf kick on Eddie. He throws Eddie out of the ring and raises his arms in apparent victory. Eddie gets a mic and calls RVD back into the ring, asking who RVD thinks he is. Of course, Van Dam just does the thumb point to explain that he is R-V-D. In the back, Coach knocks on Stone Cold's door, but Debra tells him that he's not quite ready. Stone Cold tells Coach that Ric Flair didn't say anything important. He ran his mouth like a jack***, because he is a jack***. He doesn't care how many times Flair has been champion. Coach says that Flair did actually have a lot to say about Austin's match at Judgement Day. Austin says it's just a big guy and a bleach-blonde self-proclaimed "dirtiest player in the game." So Flair made himself a Title match. Does he deserve it? No. Will Stone Cold watch that match? Dam right. And at Judgement Day, Flair will find out that you don't mess with the Rattlesnake, because Stone Cold said so. He's going to whip Flair's a**, and the Big Show's a**. We come back to a video of Tommy Dreamer, brushing his dog's teeth and then his own with the same toothbrush. Then he shaves his toungue. And he proceeds to bottle some urinal water and drink it. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy... *sigh* Terri vs. Molly Back in the arena, William Regal takes a seat at the announce table, as Terri comes to the ring. Molly comes down, but Terri starts stomping her down immediately. Terri chokes Molly to the mat and then scoop slams her 1-2-kickout. Molly drop toeholds Terri into the ropes, then clotheslines her down. Snap suplex by Molly 1-2-shoulder up. Molly chokes Terri on the ropes, then smashes her into the mat. Backbreaker by Molly, who goes up top, but Terri 'buckles her. Terri goes up top and hits a Super Hurricanrana on Molly exposing Terri's bare ass and private part, which you can see photos of by clicking the link at the bottom! 1-2-shoulder up! Terri again goes for a pin, but Molly cradles her 1-2-3! Molly tosses Terri from the ring, prompting Regal to come into the ring. Finally, he says, a woman who doesn't feel the need to hike up her skirt and show her bussom. He would like to escort Molly up the ramp, which he does. No DQ WWE Undisputed Championship Hulk Hogan (c) vs. Ric Flair Flair makes his way out, followed by Hogan, who rides to the ring on his red and yellow motorcycle. Flair runs at Hogan, who shoulder blocks him down. Another shoulder block by Hogan. Hogan shoves Flair down, so Flair goes and gets a chair. The ref pulls it out of his hands and shoves Flair away before Flair can grab it back. Rather dangerous way to treat your boss. Flair chops Hogan into a corner, but Hogan is unphased. He back Flair into the opposite corner and punches and chops away. 10 Punch successfully executed by Hogan. Flair rakes Hogan in the eyes and goes up top, but Hogan grabs him and tosses him to the mat. Flair gets in a chop, but Hogan chokes him. Flair hits a low blow and punches Hogan into a corner. Headlocked punches by Flair, then stomps to the chest. Flair tosses Hogan out of the ring and goes after him. Hogan punches Flair back and slams him into the barrier. Chops by Hogan, who then smashes Flair into the stairs. Back in the ring, Hogan hits a back bodydrop. Flair rakes the eyes to stop Hogan, and then kicks him in the back of the knee. Kneedrop by Flair, but Hogan grabs him and applies the Figure Four! Figure Four to Flair! Flair manages to get to the ropes, causing Hogan to break the hold. Hogan with a vertical suplex 1-2-shoulder up. Hogan misses an elbow drop. Flair chops Hogan, then again, but it only serves to awaken the Hulkster. He starts Hulking up, and blocks a chop. Big Boot by Hogan! Leg Drop 1-2-broken by X-Pac! Hogan punches X-Pac out of the ring with one punch, but that allows Big Show to attack from behind. Bradshaw nails Big Show in the back and clothesliens him over the top rope. Flair meanwhile stomps on Hogan's leg and goes for the Figure Four, but Austin runs down and Stunners him! Stunner to Flair! Hogan calls for the end and hits the Leg Drop 1-2-3! As Hogan is awarded his belt, the Big Show comes back into the ring. Hogan jumps out and gets on his cycle and rides it up the ramp and to the back. In the back, Flair screams at Show and X-Pac at them not getting the job done. Now he's pissed. Tonight, Show and X-Pac are going to take on Bradshaw, and they better come up big. And then, it will be Stone Cold Steve Austin in a Lumberjack Match against the newest member of the nWo, with lumberjacks hand-picked by Flair. WWE Hardcore & Women's Title BuhBuh Dudley & Trish Stratus vs. Steven Richards & Jazz In the arena, BuhBuh tosses his partner Trish onto the arriving duo of Steven and Jazz. In the ring, Trish hits the 10 Punch on Jazz while BuhBuh beats on Steven. Steven goes to attack Trish, but hits Jazz on accident. BuhBuh smashes into them both, and Jazz falls on Steven's groin. Trish gets some hardcore items and hits Jazz with a trashcan. Steven whips her, but BuhBuh runs in and beats him down. BuhBuh gets a hockey stick and smashes it into a Stop sign strategically placed over Steven's groin. Stevie starts fighting back, but gets hit with a BuhBuh Bomb on the Stop sign. Justin Credible nails BuhBuh with his kendo stick and looks to pin Richards, but Crash Holly runs in and nails Credible. He looks to pin, but Credible sprays him with the fire extinguisher. BuhBuh nails Crash with a guitar. Steven quickly tags Jazz, which means that Trish is also the legal wrestler, as this is not an intergender match. Jazz picks up Trish and underhooks her into the air. Jazz whips Trish into the ropes, but Trish goes under her and hits the Stratusfaction 1-2-3! Trish wins the Women's Title! Jazz tries to attack Trish again, but Trish quickly nails her with the belt. Trish looks down and shoves BuhBuh, telling him to get the tables. BuhBuh obliges, pulling a table into the ring. BuhBuh goes second rope, and Trish lifts Jazz up to him for a powerbomb through the table. In the back, Coach asks Undertaker about what Hogan did to his bike, but Taker keeps pounding his head against the wall. He stops, stares at Coach, and walks off down the hall. In the back, Goldust is excited over being named a Lumberjack, and begins singing the Monty Python "Lumberjack" song. The camera pans over to Booker T, who is in fact dressed as a lumberjack, before Goldust informs him that he doesn't actually have to dress like a lumberjack. Handicap Match Bradshaw vs. Big Show and X-Pac X-Pac starts off, with Bradshaw shoulder blocking him down. Show tags himself in, and gets greeted with punches na dchops from Bradshaw. X-Pac knees Bradshaw in the back, and Show clotheslines him down. Tag to X-Pac. Punches by Bradshaw, then a powerslam 1-2-kickout. Back bodydrop by Bradshaw, then an elbow drop 1-2-broken by Show. Bradshaw tries to beat both nWo members back, but Show pulls him out of the ring and smashes him into the stairs. Tag to Show, who scoop slams Bradshaw and hits an elbow drop. Headbutt by Show, then elbows to the back. Tag to X-Pac. Pac with a kick to the face, then a snapmare. Legdrop by Pac 1-2-kickout. Tag back to Show, but Bradshaw boots X-Pac down. He boots Big Show off the apron, as X-Pac leaps from the corner. Bradshaw catches him and hits a Fallaway Slam. Bradshaw goes for the Clothesline From Hell on X-Pac, but Big Show nails him in the back with a chair. Show Stopper to Bradshaw, then another. Tag to X-Pac, who comes in and covers 1-2-3! In the back, Coach catches up to Hogan just before he leaves. Hogan says that Flair proved himself to be a player tonight, and he's glad Stone Cold showed up. And now that he thinks about it, he's going to stick around and have Stone Cold's back in the Lumberjack match. Taker runs in and nails Hogan in the shoulder with a tire iron. He beats Hogan down and then ties a rope to the motorcylce. He ties the other end around Hogan's legs, saying that they're going for a ride. He gets on the bike and fires it up, riding out of the arena, dragging Hogan behind the bike. After the completely unnecessary replay, we see that Taker has turned the bike around and is driving back into the arena. He takes a hard corner and Hogan slides into a tower of boxes, brooms and trash cans. As we come back, Hogan is still on the ground, with EMTs putting him in a neckbrace and giving him oxygen. Lumberjack Match Steve Austin vs. Booker T In the arena, we see the lumberjacks gathered around the ring, including Flair, X-Pac, Big Show, Goldust, Booker T, Justin Credible, Bossman, Crash, Raven, Regal, Lesnar, and Eddie Guerrero. The glass breaks, and Stone Cold comes to the ramp, only to be beaten down and tossed into the ring. Flair gets on the mic and says that Austin will be facing the newest member of the nWo: Booker T! Booker comes in and starts beating down on Austin. Jumping calf kick by Booker, then clubs to the back. Austin fires back and spinebusters Booker down. Bossman pulls him outside, but Austin clotheslines he and Raven over the top. Lesnar picks up Austin and rams him into the ringpost, then the apron multiple times. Austin gets tossed back in the ring where Booker gets a two count. Austin ducks a clothesline and looks for the Stunner, but Booker spins him around, only to run into a spinebuster. Mounted punches by Stone Cold, but Big Show pulls him over the top. Flair punches away on Austin and tosses him into the ring. Scissors kick by Booker, followed with the Spinaroonie, but he pops up and is clotheslined down twice. Reverse thrust kick by Booker 1-2-kickout 1-2-kickout 1-2-kickout. Booker tosses Austin outside, where again Flair beats on him. Big Show picks him up and drops him on the barrier. They roll him into the ring, where he low blows Booker. Austin knocks Regal and others from the apron. He goes to hit X-Pac, but X-Pac locks him on the ropes. Austin escapes as Booker leaps, hitting X-Pac. Roll-up by Austin on the surprised Booker 1-2-3! Austin rolls out and beats the lumberjacks away on his way up the ramp. Arn Anderson comes out from the back and beats Austin back to the ring. In the ring, Show Stopper to Austin. Elbow drop by Big Show to Austin, then another, and a third. Repeated kneedrops by Show, then another Show Stopper. Flair lays in with the mounted punches as we Fade Out. End Show.
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