Look at these ebay a**holes

uwftke26 · May 9, 2002 5:01AM

Why must these idiots waste my time?

Jerk #1

Jerk #2

I particularly like how Jerk #2 feels the need to write "This beautiful card comes from an expensive box of cards!" Seriously, did this guy get into collecting 5 minutes ago or what? I mean; 1. who the hell cares?, and 2. Fleer marquee boxes are not (relatively) expensive at all.

younes23bulls · May 9, 2002 5:06AM

yeah, I hate it also, especially those guys that are saying that it is 4 color, but it is actually 2.

ryano · May 9, 2002 5:07AM

Yeah, that drives me nuts too. Last time I checked, 4 colors meant 4 different colors. I only see two on those. Maybe 2 stripes would be a more appropriate term.

Vincecarder · May 9, 2002 5:43AM

Hey if you blow your nose on the patch, maybe you can get some more colors out of it.....

Undertaker · May 9, 2002 5:43AM

lmao!!

uwftke26 · May 9, 2002 9:44AM

I'm going to ost an auction with a very tempting title (like Kobe bryant 3 color patch) start it at a dollar, then the info inside is just going to say :"Attention ebayers: blue white blue is not 3 colors. It's two: blue and white. Stop it. Stop it now. You're not fooling anyone, and you look like an a**hole."

Iversons3ball · May 9, 2002 9:57AM

me 2!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE IT!

hitechkoolaid · May 9, 2002 10:06AM

That still isn't as bad as the morons that post any numbered card they get as a RARE 1 of 1 seeing there is only one of that serial number. Those are the ones that piss me off.

uwftke26 · May 9, 2002 11:43AM

How about the ones who post 1/1 for reasons like this:

86 Topps Roger Clemens Rookie BGS 5.5 1/1!!!!!!!!

because it's the only one that's graded a 5.5.

49erfan33 · May 9, 2002 12:09PM

Well HELL!! If that's how those idiots are gonna treat their multi-colored game used, then I have a Rice, an Owens, and a Garcia all that have oh about 100,000 colors becuase the 49ers use 2 different colors of red thread in their jerseys, lol! I'M RICH!!

uwftke26 · May 10, 2002 12:26AM

I have a Francis Jersey, it's blue but it has all those little white dots from the holes in it, so it's roughy 16 color, gotta be a 1/1!!!!

Vince15fan · May 10, 2002 3:15AM

Check this guy out

In case the link doesn't work, it's item #1828022382

This asshole obviously knows jack about cards. Rediculous. Read the description, and tell me he doesn't sound like a HSN seller.

bradley25 · May 10, 2002 3:19AM

ummm....don't those two cards book like $60 combined?

uwftke26 · May 10, 2002 3:59AM

Oh good God Vince...here are two of my favorite quotes from this auction:

VINCE CARTER HOTTER THAN EVER CARDS ARE SOARING THROUGH THE ROOF, SIMPLY UNBELEIVABLE!!!!!!

There are many ways to describe Vince carter in the market right now..."hotter than ever" is not one I'd chose.

KOBE BRYANT & VINCE CARTER FANS, I CAN'T FIND YOU A BETTER PRODUCT FOR THESE 2 YOUNG HOT NBA SUPERSTARS!!!!!

Yes, they are simply no 2 greater cards than these collectors edge pieces of crap that regulalrly close at like 7 bucks each LOL

uwftke26 · May 10, 2002 4:01AM

This jerk also is charging $9.95 shipping for these two "gems" so the absolute cheapest you'll get these cards from this guy is $105. Get in line, guys, let's all bid, so we can pay over $100 for these two crap cards.

bradley25 · May 10, 2002 4:09AM

Someone should email this guy...I am 1/2 amused and 1/2 in disbelief at this guys ignorance/gall.

Look at these ebay a**holes

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