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Let's play finish the sentence. In fantasy football, it's never a good thing when...

galaxy27galaxy27 Posts: 7,868 ✭✭✭✭✭
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...your first-round RB's YPC < the number of women he allegedly bops in one setting.

By all means, someone please top that.



E to a: I'm referring to T-Rich.

you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet

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  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
    So glad I listened to my gut and didn't drop Donald Brown three weeks ago. Should probably dangle him as trade bait.

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  • galaxy27galaxy27 Posts: 7,868 ✭✭✭✭✭
    D-Brown is definitely the back to have. The burst, the elusiveness, the vision......he's basically the antithesis of Trent Richardson. Behind closed doors, I bet the Colts are ruing the day they made that trade.

    The silver lining, however, is that he's only 23. Imho, losing 15-20 would do him wonders, because right now he's nothing more than a plodding, lumbering tree stump who has a difficult time even outrunning DEs.

    you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet

  • CubbyCubby Posts: 2,096 ✭
    when one player on your opponents team scores 3 or more TD's image


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  • CubbyCubby Posts: 2,096 ✭
    when one of your starters goes out with an injury in the first few minutes of the game


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  • AC000000AC000000 Posts: 257 ✭✭✭
    Insert player's name here_

    ...declared out for the rest of the game.
    ...game time decision.
    ...has been killed in a shooting. (Happened to one of my players one year).

    Fantasy Football, I wish I could quit you.


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  • CubbyCubby Posts: 2,096 ✭
    when your team leads the league in points against


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  • 1985fan1985fan Posts: 1,952 ✭✭
    ...you draft a Houston Texan.
  • orioles93orioles93 Posts: 3,474 ✭✭✭✭✭
    when you take CJ Spiller in the first round.......
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  • CubbyCubby Posts: 2,096 ✭
    when 1 or more of your players gets a goose egg.


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  • UnwoundSageUnwoundSage Posts: 496
    when you play against Alshon Jefferey, Eric Decker and Josh Gordon in one league in week 13. For kicks, his QB was Stafford with Seahwaks D/ST image

    P.S. I lost by 104 points
  • galaxy27galaxy27 Posts: 7,868 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>when you play against Alshon Jefferey, Eric Decker and Josh Gordon in one league in week 13. For kicks, his QB was Stafford with Seahwaks D/ST image

    P.S. I lost by 104 points >>



    That is just gross. But you know what? I'd rather lose by 104 than <1, which is what happened to me earlier this year. Same thing happened to Tim (grote) as well.

    you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet

  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>when you play against Alshon Jefferey, Eric Decker and Josh Gordon in one league in week 13. For kicks, his QB was Stafford with Seahwaks D/ST image

    P.S. I lost by 104 points >>



    That is just gross. But you know what? I'd rather lose by 104 than <1, which is what happened to me earlier this year. Same thing happened to Tim (grote) as well. >>



    + 1

    Or tie because you know what Sam Bradford says about ties...

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  • grote15grote15 Posts: 29,694 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>when you play against Alshon Jefferey, Eric Decker and Josh Gordon in one league in week 13. For kicks, his QB was Stafford with Seahwaks D/ST image

    P.S. I lost by 104 points >>



    That is just gross. But you know what? I'd rather lose by 104 than <1, which is what happened to me earlier this year. Same thing happened to Tim (grote) as well. >>



    Agreed completely. Especially if the difference is left on your bench. Luckily, that loss was 1 of just 3 on the season and the new season starts this week!


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  • UnwoundSageUnwoundSage Posts: 496


    << <i>

    << <i>

    << <i>when you play against Alshon Jefferey, Eric Decker and Josh Gordon in one league in week 13. For kicks, his QB was Stafford with Seahwaks D/ST image

    P.S. I lost by 104 points >>



    That is just gross. But you know what? I'd rather lose by 104 than <1, which is what happened to me earlier this year. Same thing happened to Tim (grote) as well. >>



    Agreed completely. Especially if the difference is left on your bench. Luckily, that loss was 1 of just 3 on the season and the new season starts this week! >>



    This particular league has a $750 bonus for best overall record. 14 week regular season and I was 10-1 two weeks ago. Now I am 10-3 and tied for best record but about 20 overall points behind the guy I'm tied with.
  • galaxy27galaxy27 Posts: 7,868 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Agreed completely. Especially if the difference is left on your bench. Luckily, that loss was 1 of just 3 on the season and the new season starts this week! >>



    Oh, and speaking of <1, we just finished a 13-week reg season and our squads were separated by .44(!) in regard to total points.

    You just can't make this stuff up...

    you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet

  • jradke4jradke4 Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭


    << <i>when you play against Alshon Jefferey, Eric Decker and Josh Gordon in one league in week 13. For kicks, his QB was Stafford with Seahwaks D/ST image

    P.S. I lost by 104 points >>



    or guy picked up decker off waivers just before game. i only lost by 5 but i have to play him in the second game of our playoff matchup next week.
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  • galaxy27galaxy27 Posts: 7,868 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have a new one, as of today.

    It's never a good thing when you go to church, come directly home and something fantasy related compels you to unleash an expletive so loud that it reverberates in your home. If I never turn on the TV again and witness my starting QB playing in a whiteout, it'll be far too soon.

    Au revoir, galaxy27.

    you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet

  • grote15grote15 Posts: 29,694 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Here's one--when one of your starting backs slips on the snow and injures himself in pregame warmups.


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    Your team has a bye in the playoffs and your star gets hurt during the bye!
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