Knock Knock Joke Contest - Prize is early 90's massive HOFer lot: Contest expires 11/9 at 1500 MST
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This could go off like a lame firework but here goes .
The lot pictured below is all HOFers or soon to be HOFers from the early 90's junk wax era. Seeking a good home. It's the elite from donruss/topps/ud/studio/ultra 91/92 boxes (i kept the griffeys and some johnsons
) Dumped most of the 'inserts' which pictured rooks and such who struck out. The lot is simply the HOFers, pretty much all of them. 
Every card below is HOF or will be. (yes there are Canseco's, who should be HOF)
To win it ALL, with that Upper Deck box too, must post the best Knock Knock joke ya got
Clean/Dirty/Offending whatever with of course the caveat of being kicked off here if you go to far. (the nastier the better in my book !) Any chance dbonesqe, bobbyw, cnote, and dpeck could be the panel of judges ? Please
I don't know how votes could be communicated on a message board other than sayin' 'That's it !' until the next one. heh hehExample joke format:
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Georgia
Georgia Who?
Georgia the Jungle, watch out for that tree!
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Tara
Tara Who?
Tara McClosoff (hee hee)
ok, if anyone possibly is in here, please post your jokes. If the 'panel of judges' folks have input on what if anything comes in, that would be cool. Will figure it our next week if a winner picked.
Ha Ha ! Have fun if interested here.
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Who's there?
I Dunnop
I Dunnop Who?
HAHAHAHA YOU DONE A POO!!!!
Let me save you the trouble bunt. Just get itzagoners shipping info now.
I've seen Jerry Seinfeld asking him for material.
MY GOLD TYPE SET https://pcgs.com/setregistry/type-sets/complete-type-sets/gold-type-set-12-piece-circulation-strikes-1839-1933/publishedset/321940
Who's There?
World Health Organization
World Health Organization (WHO)
Kiss me twice.....let's party.
<< <i>Just get itzagoners shipping info now. >>
respectfully decline. wife would kill me if i brought more of that stuff home.
knock knock!
who's there?
Nomar dash it.
Nomar dash it WHO?
NOMAR DASH IT IN MY HOUSE!!!
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A BBG sighting! LOL
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Winner!!!
who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
Nobody who?
Who's there?
Send Mia
Send Mia who?
Send Mia those cards.
who's there
Boo
Boo who
It's just a lame joke, you don't have to cry about it.
(thanks to my great-grandson who helped with the material)
http://www.unisquare.com/store/brick/
Ralph
Who's there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah any place where I can win a 1992 Upper Deck Wax box?
Doug
Liquidating my collection for the 3rd and final time. Time for others to enjoy what I have enjoyed over the last several decades. Money could be put to better use.
Who’s there?
King Tut
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who’s there?
Jenny Tull
Jenny Tull who?
Jenny Tull Hertz!
RING THE EFFIN' DOORBELL ITS 2013 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Topps White Out (silver) letters Alex Gordon
80 Topps Greg Pryor “No Name"
90 ProSet Dexter Manley error
90 Topps Jeff King Yellow back
1958 Topps Pancho Herrera (no“a”)
81 Topps Art Howe (black smear above hat)
91 D A. Hawkins BC-12 “Pitcher”
<< <i>I say give them to Brick so he can give these cards to his great-grandson as a starter set. >>
If any one of the panel of judges mentioned, who had no idea they were being appointed such. and quiet possibly are saying 'who is this freak', and want nothing to do with this
Would like to still see a week's worth of jokes come up though. But yes, so far, Brick is it of course, if grand kids involved here. That is the intent.
http://www.unisquare.com/store/brick/
Ralph
Excuse the thread resurrection but would ike to send the cards off to someone who would love 'em. DPeck, if out here all yours to pick a winner
juggs ! you gets the cards if that joke was intended as such
Brick, nice joke and would glaldy send to anyone you want, but did see your safety decline based on the grandkids card thrashing probability
If all fails here, then first PM gets 'em. Will ship to a charity, a neighbor, the new Miss Universe (yummy) or any address that gets popped in to the PM.
Will leave it alone an hour or so to see if any replies come in. Note, any PMs wil be anonymous in case not wanting to publicize acceptance of this HOF Modern lot of greatness.
See 1st post here for what cards there are.
Very nice for you to give something away.
Doug
Liquidating my collection for the 3rd and final time. Time for others to enjoy what I have enjoyed over the last several decades. Money could be put to better use.
The BBG sighting was just classic.
<< <i>I think Snuffy should be the winner and let him decide where the cards go.
The BBG sighting was just classic. >>
+1
But if not, Snuffy, gimme an address of somethin', the cards will go there. The BBG thing I get. CSI chick impersonating under the ToppsFan name now. 2 and 2 is easy.
anyone: an address
cards2kids
Thanks!
<< <i>Brilliant ! thanks Snufff. The infamous BBCE junk wax all stars collection will go there.
Awesome thread!!
<< <i>Brilliant ! thanks Snufff. The infamous BBCE junk wax all stars collection will go there.
Looks like they WILL NOT accept the cards.
Note on the website: (please note that we can only accept cards from 2007 to 2013)
Doug
Liquidating my collection for the 3rd and final time. Time for others to enjoy what I have enjoyed over the last several decades. Money could be put to better use.