"Funny" Signed Sports Memoribilia

vladguerrero

Found a few funny items on Ebay, nothing worth paying the premium imo but I present to you...

Gary Payton in photograph telling Michael how he really feels and in inscription telling him how he really feels... I would have preferred F ck You, Love Gary Payton though

Brett Favre really impressed... see story, not really a signed item but an interesting piece, at first take I thought he was giving Packers nation a salute. Stay classy Brett.

The King of Hits and the King doing anything for a dollar...

Hits 4256 Steroids 0

I'm sorry I broke up the Beatles

I'm Sorry I Shot J.F.K. ...little over the top I would think

MULLINS5

I love the 4256/0 ball!

mlbfan2

Before Pete Rose landed on the moon.

After Pete Rose landed on the moon.

vladguerrero

How about $1000.00 card of a 18 year old wishing Topps a Happy 60th


Really we're friends now? Reggie Jackson

YogiBerraFan

I have a Gaylord Perry signed Vaseline jar that is kind of neat. My buddy has a bar napkin from the 1970s signed by Mickey Mantle that has something very dirty written on it. It was slid to a girl at the table he was sitting at.

mlbfan2

I don't know if I can post here, so Google "Mickey Mantle's outstanding experience" if you want a good NSFW laugh.

onlyanumber

Back in the 90's I sold a game used/signed jock strap of Joe Namath to a Long Island housewife. No joke. And no, I never handled the jock strap myself.

totallyradd

Jonathon Lucroy sent this to the Milwaukee radio station. They have Luc on every week throughout the season.

GR

cant wait for Manti Teo to start charging $ to put inscriptions the Pete Rose way...lol

Foo3112

Pete Rose has signed so much crap that he has to write crazy inacriptions when he signs just to get more money for his autos. Otherwise, his auto on commonly signed items are practically worthless. Maybe he should stay inscribing "steroids 0/gambling 1.

lahmejoon

<< <i>I don't know if I can post here, so Google "Mickey Mantle's outstanding experience" if you want a good NSFW laugh. >>



OMG, that was hilarious!

cubfan89

A dealer had done a signing with Rose or was working for him & set up a table at a card show last year. He had a bunch with weird inscriptions. I think they were a couple hundred $$$ each or so and you had the option of ordering a custom inscription to be mailed to you. He had the "I shot JFK" one along with "MLK" & "ABE"
He had "I'm sorry about betting on baseball."
"I'm sorry for justin beiber"
"happy birthday"
"I'm sorry for Susanna Eman"
"I cut Nicole-but not Ron"
"I dug with gacy"
"I'm sorry for Bea Arthur"
"I'm sorry I broke up the Beatles"
"I'm sorry for not flushing"
"I drove OJ's Bronco"
"I'm sorry for Star Wars Prequels"
"I'm sorry for typhoid Mary"
"I vanished Hoffa"
"merry Christmas"
"I ate with dahmer"
"I landed on the moon 1st"
"I took Jonbenet"
"I killed Bin Laden"
"I helped Drew w/Stacey"
"F... You"
"I'm sorry I F.... Your wife"
"My c... is bigger than yours"
"I'm sorry you're impotent"
"I'm sorry for Chaz Bono"

cubfan89

I just read the Mickey Mantle questionare & that was hilarious!
He had to have been drinking when he wrote that!

stormtrooper80

For an extra few bucks, Pete would write about wearing women's undergarments

Mdube16

I have a baseball signed by Jason Giambi that I got from a former Orioles bat boy. Quick story was he helped play a prank on Giambi with some teammates, so instead of the customary tip he was left this ball.

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cubfan89

Giambi could have still given the kid $5 lol