From the bank today: Pay the bearer on demand..

tneig

Asked for some halfs at the bank today. Got a few d's, one very clean, nothing much.

Got 5, $1 silver certificates.

Got 1, $5 Bill that says: "Will Pay to the Bearer on Demand FIVE DOLLARS... "

Five dollars in what? It doesn't say. The $1 certs say 'silver.' The $5 says, will pay... hah!

Overdate

If you ask nicely, the bank might give you a roll of dimes for your $5.