CU's official "my sub is taking a long time to pop" thread

Instead of 3-5 brand new threads per week about essentially the exact same complaint for the rest of eternity, why don't we combine all of this vital and fascinating information into one thread? Imagine what a great read we'll have once it really gets off the ground!!
Who's with me?

Who's with me?

'Sir, I realize it's been difficult for you to sleep at night without your EX/MT 1977 Topps Tom Seaver, but I swear to you that you'll get it safe and sound.'
-CDs Nuts, 1/20/14
*1956 Topps baseball- 97.4% complete, 7.24 GPA
*Clemente basic set: 85.0% complete, 7.89 GPA
-CDs Nuts, 1/20/14
*1956 Topps baseball- 97.4% complete, 7.24 GPA
*Clemente basic set: 85.0% complete, 7.89 GPA
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There's sure a lot of complainers in the world.
That and people feeling sorry for themselves.
That's the number one indoor sport in the world today, feeling sorry for yourself.