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VOTE HERE: Who is the smelliest player in the NBA?

My vote goes to Valde Divac, for a few reasons:

1. He's from one of those countries where deoderant doesn't exist.
2. He always seems to be sweating like a war surgeon throughout games. Like, it's the first five minutes,a nd he's already tugging on his shorts and panting.
3. He's getting up in years, so on top of "foreigner stank" you know he's got some "old guy funk."
4. I bet that nappy beard is just collecting old food.

A close second, for me, was Robert Traylor....guy weighs roughly 1,400 pounds, always got the nappy fro and beard going, and you know he just finished off a meat lover's pizza before the game, so he's probably over there busting ass all game on the bench.

What does everyone sle think? WHO IS THE STINKIEST PLAYER IN THE NBA???
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  • SkiVermont3SkiVermont3 Posts: 3,053 ✭✭
    lmao...ahhhhhhh....too funny.
  • LMAO!!! I would have to say........Shaq. That guy is about 5,000 pounds and runs up and down the court. He would need about 20 sticks of deoderant just to make him lower his smell down from horse $hit to an empty container of milk. I WOULDN't want to get near him during a game.
  • Tony Parker, he`s from France, where women don`t shave their armpits!!!
  • Dirk Nowitzki... his hair looks like dog hair.
  • I think Shaq and Parker at least LOOK somewhat athletic, so they don't just have fat layers storing away funkiness. Parker's only 19, hopefully he's still young enough where he didn't get too caught up in those vaunted French stndards of hygiene LOL
  • 8kobe8kobe Posts: 1,159
    Allen Iverson because he games stinks!!! JK I would have to go with Valde and the Stinky team would have to be kings by an inch. Second goes to Dallas
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  • I seriously think Nowitcki's hair grows like an inch every 5 minutes. At last week's Spurs game, he had more hair than me, and like 4 days before that the dude was bald. Must be some crazy german potion.
  • 8kobe8kobe Posts: 1,159
    Last time I saw steve nash on television he had some long hair too. Gotta be one smelly Candian
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  • Gots to be Divac/Stojavic/Hido.

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  • Oh man this is great.....

    Ryan, my vote would also go to Traylor IF his big ass EVER got off of the bench. Only exercise he gets is windsprinting his way back and forth from the bench to the consession stand during the game without being caught by coaches. Which, come to think of it, is actually A LOT of exercise, so maybe he does get my vote.....

    My vote may go to Khalid El-Amin. He is about 4'6" and has to carry around that fat, spare tire of a gut. But he also falls under that category of Traylor, in that he can't get off of the bench. It is no wonder he was CUT BY THE BULLS, since his lack of athleticism wouldn't allow him to cross over and get by Marlon Brando. Bulls knew they had a dud when the El-Amin was racing up the sideline against the Bucks last year, and Traylor passed him up on his way to the concession stand...

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  • duncangalduncangal Posts: 3,140
    This is pretty revolting, lol!!! But Tony Parker!!!! Please, he is the sweetest thing to come along since crepe suzettes!!! oolala......

    My vote would have to go to Patrick Ewing. He has to be the stinkiest by far, especially from the all the mold growing on him after all these years, lol.
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  • this is a toughy- but ill have to go with radmonovic. you know, the rookie on the sonics who looks like hes 45 and is hairy as an ape. he plays a lot in games and he sweats like a pig and just imagine all that sweat mixed with all that hair. UCCH
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  • I'd say Stojakovic or maybe Toni Kukoc image Hey about El-Amin, he was actually not that bad of a player last season on the Bulls, he was surprising a lot of people. By the way anyone need a Black Diamond Game Gear of him? lol.... Oh boy, Chris.
  • I actually have to pat my self on the back here LOL....because this post is making me cry I'm laughing so hard LMAO..I especially like the Khalid El-Amin and Ewing answers, I totally forgot about them.
  • KOBEcollectorKOBEcollector Posts: 3,873 ✭✭
    how about a guy that played in the nba not too long ago.." Pooh " richardson..with a name like that he must've smelled like sh*t image

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  • lol patrick ewing..he's dripping b4 he steps off the bench..
  • "Foreigner Stank"? Good one. I'm sure none of the members here come from any other countries!

    If your icon is a picture of you,then I'd say YOU are the stinkiest!

    (1)You are a 1980's,(2)I-ROC drivin',(3)Aqua Velva wearin',(4) silver rope havin',(5)tic-tac eatin',(6) mullett brushin' bozo!

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  • DisrealTVDisrealTV Posts: 1,153 ✭✭
    HEY HEY HEY... WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS!?!?!?! ALWAYS GOTTA BE JUMPIN ON THE SPURS.... IF ANYONE IT'S MY FAVORITE PLAYER ... EDUARDO NAJERA.. HE'S FROM MEXICO, AND I SHOULD KNOW ( BEING MEXICAN ) THAT MEXICO IS THE MUSTIEST PLACE IN THE CONTINENT!!!! LMAO! AUTOBILIA... DIRK GOT HIS HAIRCUT, IF THIS POST WAS PUT UP A MONTH AGO ID SLAP YOU, HE WAS B-A-L-D!!! IF YOU WANT HAIR..


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  • I gotta agree. I know you guys are having fun, but "Foreigner Stank" is pretty offensive words. When u get right down to it, unless you are Native AMerican INdian, than we all are foreigners here.
    Now i know some of you are gonna say if u dont like it dont read it,and my answer is this is a public forum so i couldnt help but see it. I just wonder if Richy had said these same words (Foreigner Stank) would we have been so easy to laugh it off. I bet we would be dogging him at this very second.
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  • Hey lantz, why don't you be a little more oversensitive. I'm just saying he comes from a country where they don't exactly embrace personal hygiene, mybe they're too busy dodging bombs LOL

    Najera might seem like an obvious choice because of the Mexico connection, but I alsys thought he looked pretty clean cut.
  • Do you REALLY think hygiene has ANYTHING to do with it? Did you know that Americans smell strange to them? Because of a more dairy based diet. Oversensative? I'm having my mother over for dinner,I'll ask her about her personal hygiene!

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  • DerrickDerrick Posts: 4,287 ✭✭
    I don't know, I'd have to line every single NBA player up and them take a nice WIFF of them all...then I'd be able to tell you who the smelliest player in the NBA is...image
  • maybe ewing, maybe miles caz man o man no offense i think ihes a good player just.. lol.... shaq is big and has a lot of body weight to keep clean so i would say shaq but vlade divac looks pretty discusting lol
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  • Lantz, just consider this: if I said, whose the worst player in the NBA, and someone haid said "Keith Van Horn because white guys can't play" would you have been offended? Would you have posted? I bet not.

    Somehow, it's ok to make fun of certain races, but not others. I would never say all foreign people "stink"....I would say 6that personal hygeine is way down the list of priorities in many countries. Thats a fact, not a stereotype.
  • I'm with duncangal. My vote goes to the player who doubles as the UGLIEST damn player in the NBA, Patrick Ewing. He sweats at the thought of playing all 6 minutes in a game, LOL. If he had more body hair, I'd swear he was the Orangutan that played with Clint Eastwood in the movie, "Every which way but loose". Hell, he's even uglier than the old woman on that show, LOL.


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  • OK, even me, the king of INsensitivity, has to admit that I was a bit taken back by someone comparing Patrick Ewing to an "orangutang." Lantz, JSA, you guys want to be offended now, I think I might be with you image
  • DisrealTVDisrealTV Posts: 1,153 ✭✭
    yeah... najera is a really clean cut guy
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  • 8kobe8kobe Posts: 1,159
    I think Ewing puts water on his body. There is no way he can sweat the way he plays. Thenext thing should be haircuts. I would personally recognize Scott Pollard for his Once FAMOUS MULLET!!! I bet he stinks too.
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  • That has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life. I am in tears...
  • Either these guys-
    Shaq, Divac, or Ewing, and there are also others
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  • Hey, nobody insults Nash. He's a good Canadian boy and we are all clean here. Also, back off from Divac and Stojakovic. The U.S blew up Yugoslavia so where the hell will they find deoderant? Guess all you fans with teams out of the playoffs like calling Dirk, Peja, Vladi, Shaq etc. smelly because they are some of the best in the NBA. You guys got one thing right now, Ewing smells bad. He looks a few levels down from the evolution chain. Don't know why the shipped him here from the planet of the apes.

    I got to say Sam Cassel smells pretty bad, being from Mars and all.

    You guys missed the smelliest player ever...I can't believe you guys didn't say


    Gheorghe Muresan! This guy smelled so bad they made a cologne for him! #1 champ Muresan smells the most!!!!!!!!!

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  • << <i>Last time I saw steve nash on television he had some long hair too. Gotta be one smelly Candian >>



    But Nash's hair don't look like weave from a St. Bernard. That's what Nowitzki's hair look like.
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    Umm, you know this personally? That's sick. image
  • Can I chime in here and suggest larry Johnson? LOL I think that wasn't even a gold tooth in his mouth, it was just a piece or corn that got lodged up in there LOL
  • UndertakerUndertaker Posts: 5,200 ✭✭
    lmao @ ALL of you who thinks European countries are less developed than America
    seriously LMFAO!!!!
    jeesh.. I'm not even gonna say anything about it.. don't to start a catfight lol
  • UndertakerUndertaker Posts: 5,200 ✭✭
    <<Somehow, it's ok to make fun of certain races, but not others. I would never say all foreign people "stink"....>>

    MAN YOU'RE THE ONE WHO FUKING STINKS! get a life.. jeezes christ! fukking asshole
  • Taker.......European countries rule. Everyone in the NBA better get use to seeing Euro's dominate in the NBA. Guy's like Gasol are Parker are coming along and more will be getting drafted this season. Hope all these people don't think they smell because I think some Euro's are going to knock off the Lakers this year.
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  • UndertakerUndertaker Posts: 5,200 ✭✭
    I'm not gonna answer anymore.. this is just childish and shows that SOME people have very tiny minds.. and a very tiny view on things..
  • GrahamGraham Posts: 57 ✭✭
    What are you guys doing smelling basketball players?
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  • VOTE HERE: Who's the biggest crybaby whiner, Lantz or Undertaker?

    By the way Undertaker, yeah gasol and parker are good, that brings the European percentage of the NBA to a whopping 2 Percent or so. Clearly, it's a European invasion LOL I would still take the US team over a world team anyday, anytime.
  • I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH EITHER SHAQ OR EWING B/C THEY ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE THE NIAGARA FALLS FALLING OFF THEIR CHIN WITHIN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES
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  • UndertakerUndertaker Posts: 5,200 ✭✭
    <<VOTE HERE: Who's the biggest crybaby whiner, Lantz or Undertaker?>>

    don't get me angry man.. just don't.. you're just a dumb-ass american (no offence to the other ppl on this board, they're great in my book) who thinks he's the world greatest.. and I don't think you haven't heard of any maturity or intelligence 'at the age of 23'
    jeezes christ, are you really 23? or you just wanna be the center of attention? thinking you're cool and everything? lmao you're just pathetic..
  • Yeah, it sure does suck being an American, I wish our country was as great as those European nations, especially those where they wait in line for 6 months for a friggin loaf of bread and the women look like Tom Selleck LOL

    By the way, what's the GNP of Belgium again? I think it's around the same as Delawares LOL
  • UndertakerUndertaker Posts: 5,200 ✭✭
    your answer really shows how much you know about Europe..
    oh might I remind you that Belgium has the finest kitchen in the WORLD.. there's a difference between mcdonalds (which would be your top class restaurant) and some world-famous restaurants and chefs here in Belgium..
    btw.. who asked me to send Belgian beer to you?
    my god you must be a very intelligent person.. how many languages do you speak? that's right.. 1, how many languages do I speak (like most of my fellow belgians)? that's right.. 5.. and I'm 'only' 18 years old..
    just cut the damn bullsht.. you're so damn immature and STUPID..
  • SkiVermont3SkiVermont3 Posts: 3,053 ✭✭
    whew....he told you suckas to sit your asses down. ive been to brusells and its a great city

    ...and mcdonalds sucks...bk all the way lol.
  • I'm not going to lie...authentic Belgian beer beats the Sh*t out of American beers.

    But America beats the sh*t out of every other country in evey other way, make no mistake.

    Which country was it thats the only remaining superpower? Was it Belgium?
  • WOW ! You are one Grade A Jack@ss!!! LOL You are really on a roll bud. Anyone else you care to offend? What was your AOL name? "ROCKER"? Hmm. How fitting. Why not Jimmy the Greek? Or Mark Furhman? Oh,I know! Fuzzy Zeller!!

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