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My vote goes to Valde Divac, for a few reasons:
1. He's from one of those countries where deoderant doesn't exist.
2. He always seems to be sweating like a war surgeon throughout games. Like, it's the first five minutes,a nd he's already tugging on his shorts and panting.
3. He's getting up in years, so on top of "foreigner stank" you know he's got some "old guy funk."
4. I bet that nappy beard is just collecting old food.
A close second, for me, was Robert Traylor....guy weighs roughly 1,400 pounds, always got the nappy fro and beard going, and you know he just finished off a meat lover's pizza before the game, so he's probably over there busting ass all game on the bench.
What does everyone sle think? WHO IS THE STINKIEST PLAYER IN THE NBA???
1. He's from one of those countries where deoderant doesn't exist.
2. He always seems to be sweating like a war surgeon throughout games. Like, it's the first five minutes,a nd he's already tugging on his shorts and panting.
3. He's getting up in years, so on top of "foreigner stank" you know he's got some "old guy funk."
4. I bet that nappy beard is just collecting old food.
A close second, for me, was Robert Traylor....guy weighs roughly 1,400 pounds, always got the nappy fro and beard going, and you know he just finished off a meat lover's pizza before the game, so he's probably over there busting ass all game on the bench.
What does everyone sle think? WHO IS THE STINKIEST PLAYER IN THE NBA???
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Ryan, my vote would also go to Traylor IF his big ass EVER got off of the bench. Only exercise he gets is windsprinting his way back and forth from the bench to the consession stand during the game without being caught by coaches. Which, come to think of it, is actually A LOT of exercise, so maybe he does get my vote.....
My vote may go to Khalid El-Amin. He is about 4'6" and has to carry around that fat, spare tire of a gut. But he also falls under that category of Traylor, in that he can't get off of the bench. It is no wonder he was CUT BY THE BULLS, since his lack of athleticism wouldn't allow him to cross over and get by Marlon Brando. Bulls knew they had a dud when the El-Amin was racing up the sideline against the Bucks last year, and Traylor passed him up on his way to the concession stand...
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My vote would have to go to Patrick Ewing. He has to be the stinkiest by far, especially from the all the mold growing on him after all these years, lol.
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Now i know some of you are gonna say if u dont like it dont read it,and my answer is this is a public forum so i couldnt help but see it. I just wonder if Richy had said these same words (Foreigner Stank) would we have been so easy to laugh it off. I bet we would be dogging him at this very second.
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Najera might seem like an obvious choice because of the Mexico connection, but I alsys thought he looked pretty clean cut.
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Somehow, it's ok to make fun of certain races, but not others. I would never say all foreign people "stink"....I would say 6that personal hygeine is way down the list of priorities in many countries. Thats a fact, not a stereotype.
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I got to say Sam Cassel smells pretty bad, being from Mars and all.
You guys missed the smelliest player ever...I can't believe you guys didn't say
Gheorghe Muresan! This guy smelled so bad they made a cologne for him! #1 champ Muresan smells the most!!!!!!!!!
<< <i>Last time I saw steve nash on television he had some long hair too. Gotta be one smelly Candian >>
But Nash's hair don't look like weave from a St. Bernard. That's what Nowitzki's hair look like.
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Umm, you know this personally? That's sick.
seriously LMFAO!!!!
jeesh.. I'm not even gonna say anything about it.. don't to start a catfight lol
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MAN YOU'RE THE ONE WHO FUKING STINKS! get a life.. jeezes christ! fukking asshole
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By the way Undertaker, yeah gasol and parker are good, that brings the European percentage of the NBA to a whopping 2 Percent or so. Clearly, it's a European invasion LOL I would still take the US team over a world team anyday, anytime.
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don't get me angry man.. just don't.. you're just a dumb-ass american (no offence to the other ppl on this board, they're great in my book) who thinks he's the world greatest.. and I don't think you haven't heard of any maturity or intelligence 'at the age of 23'
jeezes christ, are you really 23? or you just wanna be the center of attention? thinking you're cool and everything? lmao you're just pathetic..
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By the way, what's the GNP of Belgium again? I think it's around the same as Delawares LOL
oh might I remind you that Belgium has the finest kitchen in the WORLD.. there's a difference between mcdonalds (which would be your top class restaurant) and some world-famous restaurants and chefs here in Belgium..
btw.. who asked me to send Belgian beer to you?
my god you must be a very intelligent person.. how many languages do you speak? that's right.. 1, how many languages do I speak (like most of my fellow belgians)? that's right.. 5.. and I'm 'only' 18 years old..
just cut the damn bullsht.. you're so damn immature and STUPID..
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...and mcdonalds sucks...bk all the way lol.
But America beats the sh*t out of every other country in evey other way, make no mistake.
Which country was it thats the only remaining superpower? Was it Belgium?
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