Just had to write a song about some of these threads: Poof the Moderator.

RonBurgundy

Poof the Moderator lived in Newport Beach
And frolicked on the sandy beach in good ol' Californie......
Some crazy CU members challenged the mighty Poof
By authoring some wild arse threads and other nutty stuff, Oh

Poof the Moderator lived in Newport Beach
And frolicked on the sandy beach in good ol' Californie
Poof the Moderator lived in Newport Beach
And frolicked on the sandy beach in good ol' Californie

Some alts and other members post their epic fails
But Poof will lock them real fast in the scary PSA jail
All the good strong posters cheer Poof's end to this game
Future alts had best think twice to post something so lame, Oh

Poof the Moderator lived in Newport Beach
And frolicked on the sandy beach in good ol' Californie
Poof the Moderator lived in Newport Beach
And frolicked in the desert sands in good ol' Californie

Collectors they are welcome but not so little boys
Veiled threats and boastful claims are among the many ploys
One weekday it happened, the alts they came no more
As Poof the Moderator said STOP with a big roar!

Their heads were bent with sorrow, the tears they fell like rain
Poof kicked them out, they slinked away to smoke a Mary Jane
Without the alts to harm us, Poof saved the day we raved
And Poof that Moderator made the CU Hall of Fame

Poof the Moderator lived in Newport Beach
And frolicked on the sandy beach in good ol' Californie
Poof the Moderator lived in Newport Beach
And kicked it old school with Snoop Dogg in good ol' Californie.

Piggs

Nicely done Ron, take a bow

vladguerrero

You need to put these into song or at least the robot sounding voice talker thing Rube used to use, this one should make your greatest hits album.

thenavarro

itzagoner

why do they call them threads anyways?

there's no fabric.

just fabrications.

Cardcounter2

Now thats funny