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Sean1125Sean1125 Posts: 3,479
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So I just opened the back door to let my dogs out.... In the process I let a bird in.

Now let me tell you, getting a bird out is a hell of a lot harder than it looks when you have no net and don't intend to hurt the creature...

It decided to fly into my front room (where I keep all my sports cards).

And proceeds to take a dump smack dab on the carpet.

I bet you thought this was going to end bad.

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  • 72skywalker72skywalker Posts: 1,554 ✭✭✭
    Remeber a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.
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  • bkingbking Posts: 3,095 ✭✭


    << <i>Remeber a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. >>



    Since when is a hand EVER better than..... err, never mind....image
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  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,487 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Try reasoning with it.

    You may have gotten lucky and been invaded by a plain ole talking bird.
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  • gumbyfangumbyfan Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭
    Pictures or it didn't happen. image
  • TNP777TNP777 Posts: 5,710 ✭✭✭
    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

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  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,487 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird >>

    I sure hope not! image
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  • DboneesqDboneesq Posts: 18,219 ✭✭


    << <i>Pictures or it didn't happen. image >>



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  • jimradjimrad Posts: 2,777 ✭✭✭
    Ok what is Doug doing in Sean's house?
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  • thedutymonthedutymon Posts: 4,323 ✭
    Moring,

    Reminds me of a cartoon I saw yesterday:

    Two guys in living room...Parrot on Perch saying "Polly Wants some Red Meat... Brwaack!!!"

    One guy says to the other "We thought it was cute until the Cat turned up Missing"

    LMAO

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  • YogiBerraFanYogiBerraFan Posts: 2,390 ✭✭


    << <i>Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird >>



    Chuck Norris still needs a better hairpiece image
  • twileytwiley Posts: 1,923 ✭
    You know they say that Chuck Norris is so tough there is no chin under his beard. There is only another fist.

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  • PowderedH2OPowderedH2O Posts: 2,443 ✭✭
    Chuck Norris is balding because the hair is scared and is trying to escape his body.
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  • bkingbking Posts: 3,095 ✭✭
    So basically, the birds in your neighborhood have no fear of your dogs...
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  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
    Did you release the innocent birdy or do I need to call PETA on you?
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  • YogiBerraFanYogiBerraFan Posts: 2,390 ✭✭


    << <i>Chuck Norris is balding because the hair is scared and is trying to escape his body. >>



    Then his hair has been frightened since before Walker Texas Ranger image
  • DarinDarin Posts: 7,325 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ever seen the Bruce Lee movie where he fights a young Chuck Norris? Chucky had more hair on his chest and back than most mountain gorillas.
  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
    what was it's airspeed velocity?

  • bkingbking Posts: 3,095 ✭✭


    << <i>what was it's airspeed velocity? >>



    African or European?
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  • vladguerrerovladguerrero Posts: 4,077 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Ok what is Doug doing in Sean's house? >>



    It appears in the reflection of the birds eye that he is wearing a muscle shirt so I'm guessing arm wrestling competition.
  • Sean1125Sean1125 Posts: 3,479


    << <i>

    << <i>Ok what is Doug doing in Sean's house? >>



    It appears in the reflection of the birds eye that he is wearing a muscle shirt so I'm guessing arm wrestling competition. >>



    +1
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    When Chuck Norris does push-ups...he is actually pushing the earth down.
  • scashaggyscashaggy Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭
    Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.


    Once a cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.



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    "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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  • IronmanfanIronmanfan Posts: 5,525 ✭✭✭✭
    as long as it doesn't "ding" your eBay stars, who cares?

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    Chuck Norris is the only person who can thumb wrestle against Chuck Norris and have both thumbs be declared victorious.
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    Chuck Norris can punch you in the soul.

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    A cat is your friend.
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  • Alfonz24Alfonz24 Posts: 3,123 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chuck Norris' mom has a tattoo that says Son.
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    Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

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  • pmcollectourpmcollectour Posts: 1,211 ✭
    Chuck Norris speaks fluent French, in Russian.


    If Chuck Norris punched you in the face, you'd have to fight off the urge to thank him.


  • Sean1125Sean1125 Posts: 3,479
    How did this become a Chuck Norris thread?
  • nam812nam812 Posts: 10,602 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>How did this become a Chuck Norris thread? >>



    Yeah guys. Why couldn't you all stay riveted to the amazing tale of the bird that flew in the door and shat on the carpet.
  • Sean1125Sean1125 Posts: 3,479


    << <i>

    << <i>How did this become a Chuck Norris thread? >>



    Yeah guys. Why couldn't you all stay riveted to the amazing tale of the bird that flew in the door and shat on the carpet. >>



    I know how difficult it is to be sarcastic over text, but I kind of figured this thread would go off topic - the last comment was sarcastic.


    Edit* Still funny that it turned into Chuck Norris not any sort of animal or anything image
  • BrickBrick Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Chuck Norris' mom has a tattoo that says Son. >>



    Hmmmm......verrry interesting
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  • miconelegacymiconelegacy Posts: 3,052 ✭
    This is why I miss this board, this thread is hilarious!!! LMAO!
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  • cpamikecpamike Posts: 5,570 ✭✭✭
    If Chuck Norris was at Sean's house, that bird would have been gone in a flash. image

    Needed to bring this thing full circle. BTW Sean, you should check your fridge as Doug may have raided it. image
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  • grote15grote15 Posts: 29,858 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Didn't Bruce Lee whup Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon??


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  • Sean1125Sean1125 Posts: 3,479


    << <i>Didn't Bruce Lee whup Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon?? >>



    Is it sad I know this because my dad spouts useless trivia every time I talk to him?
  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭


    << <i>Didn't Bruce Lee whup Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon?? >>



    must of happened in the Evil Parallel Universe.

    the one Chuck Norris created to deflect such criticism. image
  • Sean1125Sean1125 Posts: 3,479


    << <i>

    << <i>Didn't Bruce Lee whup Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon?? >>



    must of happened in the Evil Parallel Universe.

    the one Chuck Norris created to deflect such criticism. image >>




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  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
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  • cpamikecpamike Posts: 5,570 ✭✭✭
    What is your favorite color???
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  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>How did this become a Chuck Norris thread? >>



    Yeah guys. Why couldn't you all stay riveted to the amazing tale of the bird that flew in the door and shat on the carpet. >>



    : applause :
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
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