E-Bay India Buyer Part Deux!! Update Best yet!!

thedutymon · May 16, 2011 7:34AM

Afternoon,

So long story short I will NOT be shipping anything to India but was wondering just how many RED Flags you get from this exchange of E-Mails???

#1 From Buyer: Item is Video Display $550.00 plus $35 shipping

hello-

i always love this movie and michael fox growing up in India. then i see sequel and no good for me. but first is best and i like colector item for me.

so, i ask that you please ship to india over night express. and it seems with such a large purchase price that in humility i ask you to waive shipping fee. Please?

I anxiously await your response as i am excited to purchase.

tank you kind sir-
Rajah-

- rajahsquealer

#2 From Me:

Dear rajahsquealer,

Good aftenoon,
Due to previous problems, we cannot ship to India.

Have great day!

Neil

- thedutymon

#3 From Buyer:
Dear thedutymon,

Dear Mr. Neil,

What are these problems of which you speak? I am very honest Hindu with multiple references from the Punjab or the coast. I know no why you don't like Indian peoples. We love you America and all your skin tit jeans wit unicorns on the pockets. We love you music from Jestin Beaver and those utter kids. We love you war on terror against the fooker pubic Pakis. Tank you.

I produdly offer 5,000 rupee for magical poster. Perhaps you can mail to my cousin Ramashakran in Newark, New Jersee after i send you a bank note?

I await your response my companion.

- rajahsquealer

#4 From Me:

Afternoon,

What exactly are you proposing. We would have no problem shipping to Newark NJ, but payment could not be through Paypal from India. Would have to be International Money Order or some such payment in US Dollars drawn on US Bank. 5000 Rupees is only $110 US dollars today, so that offer is not near enough.

Have a Great Day

Neil

I have no intention on doing any kind of deal here unless things changed drastically, just thought this whole thing is entertaining and in the same vein as you've won the Nigerian Lottery!!

Neil

Sean1125 · May 16, 2011 7:41AM

GAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

<< We love you America and all your skin tit jeans wit unicorns on the pockets. We love you music from Jestin Beaver and those utter kids. We love you war on terror against the fooker pubic Pakis. Tank you. >>

My leg was hurting previously, now I'm dying

On a serious note, I don't know if you can send an MO from India, but I would accept an MO and make sure to wait 4 weeks for it to clear.

brendanb438 · May 16, 2011 8:05AM

Ok I will stop messaging you on eBay as if I am from India.

grote15 · May 16, 2011 8:24AM

Tell him cash is king and to send it to you overnight express and you will gladly ship to India..

Comicgeek68 · May 16, 2011 8:26AM

This is classic "and all your skin tit jeans wit unicorns on the pockets"

EagleEyeKid · May 16, 2011 9:19AM

Hilarious!

vladguerrero · May 16, 2011 9:22AM

it's almost TOO funny to be legit

EagleEyeKid · May 16, 2011 9:24AM

Neil, can you ask the buyer who this Indian singer is?

My all time favorite

thedutymon · May 16, 2011 10:48AM

One More,

This is the best yet!!

Dear thedutymon,

I pay 7,500 rupees + box of fine table linens made at my cousin's factory in Newark. Good enough for us? Sorry, US dollar weaker than Michael Jackson anus hair and i know no about US bank since it is run by Mr. Barney Madenhoof. US bank will be broke soon.

I guess you won't sell to me, Mr. Neil, but I understand since I would never sell bubble gum cards like yours either to the goatless Pakis.

Forever,
Rajah

- rajahsquealer

Comicgeek68 · May 16, 2011 10:51AM

Neil,

That was better than the 1st ones

CrazyMind2017 · May 16, 2011 11:23AM

Those poor goats........

neilkneels · May 16, 2011 11:25AM

Maybe you could sell him some of your Nazi cards.

TheHun · May 16, 2011 12:00PM

you rite funni stori Mr. Dutyman ... I send you 10 rupees for all my laffs

Stone193 · May 16, 2011 12:11PM

<< Maybe you could sell him some of your Nazi cards. >>

Low blow.

stevek · May 16, 2011 7:44PM

Yea, we can laugh at India and their language expressions, but from the direction our "fearless leader" is taking us, we will soon be the "goatless americans"...we won't have chit...and growing economies such as India will get the last laugh.

Brick · May 16, 2011 9:25PM

<< it's almost TOO funny to be legit >>

I think the "Indian" may be showing his friends the emails and getting a good laugh.

bishop · May 16, 2011 9:28PM

Just got back from a trip that included stops in Cochin, Chennai, Agra and Mumbai. I can report there are lot of folks over there. and if your wannabe customer is the guy who lives in the 27 story single residence "house" in Mumbai, he might be worth the gamble

thedutymon · May 16, 2011 11:11PM

<< 

<< Maybe you could sell him some of your Nazi cards. >>

Low blow. >>

Thanks Mike, but when you respond to 8 year olds, you just incite them!

YeeHah

Neil

ChiefsFan1st · May 17, 2011 5:54AM

This is classic!! I think you need to keep contact with him. Maybe send a counter-offer one cent under asking price or something. This is quality entertainment!!

Tabe · May 17, 2011 6:10AM

<< 
On a serious note, I don't know if you can send an MO from India, but I would accept an MO and make sure to wait 4 weeks for it to clear. >>

Four weeks isn't long enough on a money order. Money orders can "clear" and still come back as fraudulent. I'm with the guy who said "cash is king" on this one.

Tabe

stevek · May 17, 2011 6:47AM

I saw on ebay that the "buyer" is from Washington. I know it probably isn't him, but this whole thing sorta sounds like our old friend Vargha who used to post on here - something like this was his style...I don't know where Vargha is from. After he was bammed, Vargha came back on here as a baseball card collecting sheik from the Middle East and it was funny as yell...of course in a few days it was over - bammed again. LOL

Frankly, I think it's from someone who reads the boards and knows that Neil is prone to posting oddball requests from ebay buyers..."Rajah" is likely having a good laugh right now as we get punked. LOL

thedutymon · May 17, 2011 6:59AM

<< I saw on ebay that the "buyer" is from Washington. I know it probably isn't him, but this whole thing sorta sounds like our old friend Vargha who used to post on here - something like this was his style...I don't know where Vargha is from. After he was bammed, Vargha came back on here as a baseball card collecting sheik from the Middle East and it was funny as yell...of course in a few days it was over - bammed again. LOL

Frankly, I think it's from someone who reads the boards and knows that Neil is prone to posting oddball requests from ebay buyers..."Rajah" is likely having a good laugh right now as we get punked. LOL >>

Could be! But entertaining while your on the ride!

Havent heard from him today, so now if I get something, then we can almost be certain its from somebody on these Boards. Who knows, might be my Stalker: neilkneels

YeeHah

Neil

Maverick11 · May 17, 2011 7:07AM

<< What exactly are you proposing. We would have no problem shipping to Newark NJ, but payment could not be through Paypal from India. >>

Who's "we"?

thedutymon · May 17, 2011 7:13AM

<< 

<< What exactly are you proposing. We would have no problem shipping to Newark NJ, but payment could not be through Paypal from India. >>

Who's "we"? >>

When dealing with Idiots/Morons/Crooks just get in the moment and obfusgate things!!! (You have permission to look it up)

YeeHah

Neil

TNP777 · May 17, 2011 7:15AM

<< 

<< What exactly are you proposing. We would have no problem shipping to Newark NJ, but payment could not be through Paypal from India. >>

Who's "we"? >>

Maybe I can answer that. Neil's an alt for bbg?

edited to add the quote

Griffins · May 17, 2011 8:42AM

<< I saw on ebay that the "buyer" is from Washington. I know it probably isn't him, but this whole thing sorta sounds like our old friend Vargha who used to post on here - something like this was his style...I don't know where Vargha is from. After he was bammed, Vargha came back on here as a baseball card collecting sheik from the Middle East and it was funny as yell...of course in a few days it was over - bammed again. LOL

Frankly, I think it's from someone who reads the boards and knows that Neil is prone to posting oddball requests from ebay buyers..."Rajah" is likely having a good laugh right now as we get punked. LOL >>

Vargha grew up in Washington, and now lives in Texas.

Stone193 · May 17, 2011 8:54AM

Vargha was a fictional character created by Scumbi who was a fictional character created by PSatan who was nothing more than an illusional dream specter of Vargha.

stevek · May 17, 2011 10:12AM

<< 

<< I saw on ebay that the "buyer" is from Washington. I know it probably isn't him, but this whole thing sorta sounds like our old friend Vargha who used to post on here - something like this was his style...I don't know where Vargha is from. After he was bammed, Vargha came back on here as a baseball card collecting sheik from the Middle East and it was funny as yell...of course in a few days it was over - bammed again. LOL

Frankly, I think it's from someone who reads the boards and knows that Neil is prone to posting oddball requests from ebay buyers..."Rajah" is likely having a good laugh right now as we get punked. LOL >>

Vargha grew up in Washington, and now lives in Texas. >>

Interesting coincidence, the Washington connection, but probably just that...a coincidence.

Vargha in my opinion, definitely the funniest, most entertaining sense of humor of all time here...with CDsNuts running a respectable second.

neilkneels · May 17, 2011 3:39PM

<< might be my Stalker: neilkneels >>

so, I'm stalking you because I don't like your Nazi cards and find your Nazi card pics offensive? Your pathetic.

I've posted on plenty of other topic threads. It's hard to miss yours, because as you say in your own signature that you are "so full of myself I post all over the place !!!!!!!" It's hard to miss your posts and your 7 exclamation points because they are pretty much all over the place.

But I'm an 8 year old, so I don't know any better. lol.

bishop · May 17, 2011 10:24PM

<< 

<< I saw on ebay that the "buyer" is from Washington. I know it probably isn't him, but this whole thing sorta sounds like our old friend Vargha who used to post on here - something like this was his style...I don't know where Vargha is from. After he was bammed, Vargha came back on here as a baseball card collecting sheik from the Middle East and it was funny as yell...of course in a few days it was over - bammed again. LOL

Frankly, I think it's from someone who reads the boards and knows that Neil is prone to posting oddball requests from ebay buyers..."Rajah" is likely having a good laugh right now as we get punked. LOL >>

Vargha grew up in Washington, and now lives in Texas. >>

...and I heard he turned into a liberal, right Anthony ? ....heh

Griffins · May 17, 2011 10:35PM

Hardly Al, that is why he was deported from California.

Scumbi/PSatan was by far the funniest CU member ever.
He and Vargha were not the same person, by a long shot.

stevek · May 17, 2011 11:01PM

<< 

<< I saw on ebay that the "buyer" is from Washington. I know it probably isn't him, but this whole thing sorta sounds like our old friend Vargha who used to post on here - something like this was his style...I don't know where Vargha is from. After he was bammed, Vargha came back on here as a baseball card collecting sheik from the Middle East and it was funny as yell...of course in a few days it was over - bammed again. LOL

Frankly, I think it's from someone who reads the boards and knows that Neil is prone to posting oddball requests from ebay buyers..."Rajah" is likely having a good laugh right now as we get punked. LOL >>

Could be! But entertaining while your on the ride!

Havent heard from him today, so now if I get something, then we can almost be certain its from somebody on these Boards. Who knows, might be my Stalker: neilkneels

YeeHah

Neil

>>

I agree with ya 100%...and "entertainment" from your interesting posts and from many others on here, makes the forum all that much more enjoyable. I try to give back a little bit in that regard but there's some tough competition on here.

E-Bay India Buyer Part Deux!! Update Best yet!!

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