What is "Near Sharp"?

i thought i'd start a new topic today. yes, i'm rather bored.......and i want answers.
how did eBayers suddenly come up with this complexity of descriptions for sportscards which sometimes include the aforementioned in the title as well as the following:
Near Ex
Near Not Thrashed (ok i made that up)
Just A Teeny Bit Off-centered (applies to cards with 3 or less borders, except 54 Topps, which gets 2 or less)
Near Complete (applies to cards which are missing a triangular corner section)
Near My Sister's House (applies to cards found in a street gutter)
Near The Turnpike (same as above, except replace "in a street gutter" with "beneath the overpass")
and who declared "eBay Sucks For Vintage" Month, anyways?
*ranting in heated desperation
how did eBayers suddenly come up with this complexity of descriptions for sportscards which sometimes include the aforementioned in the title as well as the following:
Near Ex
Near Not Thrashed (ok i made that up)
Just A Teeny Bit Off-centered (applies to cards with 3 or less borders, except 54 Topps, which gets 2 or less)
Near Complete (applies to cards which are missing a triangular corner section)
Near My Sister's House (applies to cards found in a street gutter)
Near The Turnpike (same as above, except replace "in a street gutter" with "beneath the overpass")
and who declared "eBay Sucks For Vintage" Month, anyways?
*ranting in heated desperation

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Near PR-FR
Near Authentic
Shane
i might decide to use a few of these someday.
Near Rare
Never seen on E-Bay...........................You do a search and 473 of them come up!
One of Kind..........................................You do a search and 473 of them come up!
Only one Graded in this grade.............You do a search and the Pop is 473!
Extremely Rare, One of a Kind, Only one Graded in this Grade.......................And the Seller is Selling 4 of them Exactly the Same in his Store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YeeHah
Neil
"This card is in great condition for its age."
Shane
Now collecting:
Topps Heritage
1957 Topps BB Ex+-NM
All Yaz Items 7+
Various Red Sox
Did I leave anything out?
==> ok, that made me laugh...VERY FUNNY !!
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Near Rare
Never seen on E-Bay...........................You do a search and 473 of them come up!
One of Kind..........................................You do a search and 473 of them come up!
Only one Graded in this grade.............You do a search and the Pop is 473!
Extremely Rare, One of a Kind, Only one Graded in this Grade.......................And the Seller is Selling 4 of them Exactly the Same in his Store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YeeHah
Neil, you know you are going to make me run out and play the 3 digit number now!!!!! al.
Neil
1987 Topps Barry Bonds RC PSA gradable: if you don't mind PSA 1 or PSA 2 because everything is gradable
Near great condition.
Pack fresh, but forgets to mention the UPS truck ran over the pack 10 times before opening the pack .
listing as a reprint because of ebay's rules but looks old & real to me.
Now collecting:
Topps Heritage
1957 Topps BB Ex+-NM
All Yaz Items 7+
Various Red Sox
Did I leave anything out?
"Molon Labe"
"3 CORNERS ARE NEAR SHARP !!" - Link
"Near Good to Good condition" - Link
How about some...
"This card features near 50-50 centering!!" - Link
And finally..
"Near Near Mint Condition" - Link
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