Whats your favorite EBAY hookline????

Okay so Im on EBAY this weekend and see some serious issues with some sellers when it comes to the coins they are selling. *NOTE* Not all sellers are misleading with there titles.....but I'm sick of seeing 1913 Canadian Large Cents listed as "Scarce", or "Keydate". If any of you dabble in buying from EBAY (which I know you do). What is some of the funniest things you have seen listed/described in titles?
theres no such thing as a stupid question is there?
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British Collection
German States Collection
fake crown with wrong date 1877 instead of 1977 , at a ""special price"" from a chinaman for his good friend
only $ 300