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Merry Cliffmas.........

milbrocomilbroco Posts: 2,732 ✭✭✭

Twas The Night before Cliffmas and all through the Park,
Roy Halladay, Roy Oswalt and Cole Hamels embark,
on a new training session to start off the day
and attempt to erase the memory of the black, orange and gray.
The rest of the Phillies ...asleep in their beds,
with visions of Championships playing in their heads.
The Phanatic on his 4 wheeler and Charlie in his cap,
looks down his line-up, and batting 5th there's a gap.
When all of a sudden, arouse such a chatter,
ESPN was on the scene to see what’s the matter!
Away from the Rangers he flew like a flash!
Flipped off the Yankees and told them to keep their cash!
When what to our wondering eyes should appear!?
A familiar face of a man who was just here!
With a nasty curve ball and a fastball that's quick,
an addition to a rotation that's already sick!
The most powerful rotation that's ever been seen!
The Big 3 is now 4, cause Cliff’s back on the team!
Now Halladay, Hamels, Oswalt and Lee!
Victorino, Howard, Rollins and Utley!
From the NLCS to the World Series we'll go!
100 win season? Ask Rollins he'll know!
Cliff came to our team cause he said it felt right,
Merry Cliffmas to All and to all a good night!
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  • stevekstevek Posts: 29,035 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Outstanding image

    I think those days of anyone like a JD Drew not wanting to play for Phillies...are over.
  • milbrocomilbroco Posts: 2,732 ✭✭✭
    J.D. Who?.....

    Glad we did not sign him.............
    ebay seller name milbroco
    email bcmiller7@comcast.net
  • WaltWalt Posts: 1,275 ✭✭✭
    Rolen, Thome, Werth

    where are they now?
  • GarabaldiGarabaldi Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭


    << <i>J.D. Who?.....

    Glad we did not sign him............. >>



    Not half as bad as we will be when his contract is over.
  • A number of versions floating around. This comes from the PHL17 website and is originally credited to 610 WIP -

    'Twas the 13th of December
    And midnight was near
    Approaching the end
    Of a great Philly year


    The Flyers had battled
    Lord Stanley was close
    but the Boston series miracle
    Gave us reason to boast


    The Eagles and McNabb
    Had parted their ways
    And now Starship 7
    Was guiding our sleigh


    The Sixers, while modest,
    Were starting to shine
    A team on the rise?
    We'll find out with time


    The Phillies, as always,
    Had, too, made us proud
    But the silence of Howard
    At the plate still rang loud


    So it's the13th of December
    And all through my home
    Monday Night Football was ending
    I was checking my phone


    When all of a sudden
    My eyes and ears froze
    Whispers, then murmers
    I saw the buzz grow


    Could it be happening?
    Could this be fact?
    The arm of Cliff Lee
    In the void of Werth's bat?


    Then all of a sudden
    The Tweet said it all
    Mighty Lee is returning
    to our boys of the Fall!


    Rosenthal, Zolecki,
    Stark and Heyman chimed in
    WIP proclaimed it,
    Then ESPN


    I texted, I tweeted
    Midnight phone calls were placed
    The Phillies were King!!
    The Yanks had fallen from grace!!!


    And what to my wandering eyes should appear But the greatest rotation EVER; Baseball's most feared.


    On Halladay! On Hamels!
    On Oswalt and Lee!
    With batting from
    Rollins, and Shane, and Utley!


    Because talk of this lineup
    Arose quite a clatter;
    But lest not forget
    The sheer force of our batters


    My eyes wouldn't close
    Until quarter to 2
    When I woke, I double checked -
    Lee IS back! It's true!!


    To the Phans of Philadelphia
    An era brand new;
    Merry Christmas to all,
    And to the Yankees - F YOU
  • ctsoxfanctsoxfan Posts: 6,246 ✭✭
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    Nicely done! Love the last part...
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