A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog's head.
Having watched what happened, a bystander said, "Why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!"
"I know," said the blind man, "but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt."
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it - Clint Eastwood
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Adam was talking to God one day, and asked, "why did you make Eve so pretty?"
God replied, "So you would love her"
Adam then asked, "why did you make her such a good cook?"
God replied, "So that you would love her"
Adam asked, "Why does she have such a heavenly smile?"
God said "So you would love her"
Finally, Adam asked "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God replied, "So that she would love you!"
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it - Clint Eastwood
A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the
animal paused and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man
stretched out his hand and patted the dog's head.
Having watched what happened, a bystander said, "Why are you patting
him? That dog just peed on your leg!"
"I know," said the blind man, "but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt."
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it - Clint Eastwood