Damon Evans FORMER UGA Athletic Director
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This guy has got to win the award for dumber than a bag of rocks for the century. Here's a 40 year old black guy, alum of UGA, clean cut, great resume, yada, yada. Lives in a house I could only dream of having, married to what appears to be a lovely lady, 2 kids. This guy has the world by the tail, AND just got a 5 year extension last week with a $90k pop to boot.
So, last Thursday he gets arrested DUI, got a white girl in his car late at night and gets pulled over by the GA State Patrol. After pleading and pleading, telling the arresting officer that he's the AD and UGA, blah, blah, he gets taken to the slammer. GF does not help, as she becomes mouthy with the cop and will not follow instructions, she too gets arrested. So far, not too, too bad...the problem was the red panties Mr. Evans had in his lap when arrested. Told the officer (when asked what the red panties were doing in his lap), that "she had just taken them off and I was taking her home".
Adios $550k per year and all the incredible perks. They might have taken him to the woodshed over the DUI, but the red panties were just too much. Ironically, Evans just completed a DUI video for the UGA students, saying you drink and drive and you lose...dude is a fortune teller.
He got a $100k "bonus" for longevity and 3 months salary. GL keeping up with the mortgage!!
How the hell could you do that to yourself??? Everybody knows who he is, what part of discretion and clandestine did he not get? Geeeeeez.
So, last Thursday he gets arrested DUI, got a white girl in his car late at night and gets pulled over by the GA State Patrol. After pleading and pleading, telling the arresting officer that he's the AD and UGA, blah, blah, he gets taken to the slammer. GF does not help, as she becomes mouthy with the cop and will not follow instructions, she too gets arrested. So far, not too, too bad...the problem was the red panties Mr. Evans had in his lap when arrested. Told the officer (when asked what the red panties were doing in his lap), that "she had just taken them off and I was taking her home".
Adios $550k per year and all the incredible perks. They might have taken him to the woodshed over the DUI, but the red panties were just too much. Ironically, Evans just completed a DUI video for the UGA students, saying you drink and drive and you lose...dude is a fortune teller.
He got a $100k "bonus" for longevity and 3 months salary. GL keeping up with the mortgage!!
How the hell could you do that to yourself??? Everybody knows who he is, what part of discretion and clandestine did he not get? Geeeeeez.
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