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Ozzie's Message for Cleveland Fan

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Remember these Chuck Norris Facts

1. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down
2. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday
3. There are no such things as lesbians, just women who have not yet met Chuck Norris

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  • RoarIn84RoarIn84 Posts: 859 ✭✭
    Inspired words from a truly dedicated, lifelong douchebag.... if he actually signed that ball. Sounds authentic..... He has no business in organized sports and hopefully his shameful style does not catch on..... Him and Kenny have those cokky playboys playing like scared little children and nothing is pleasing me more than to see them failing as bad as they are.... Twins will take the division easily, but as long as my Tigers ALWAYS stay above the Sox, I will forever be happy......
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