If There is a Better Reason to Buy Silver, I'd Like To Know!

Wolf359 · May 13, 2010 10:37AM

George Bush, Kim Jong Il, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Kim Jong Il calls North Korea and talks for 30 minutes. When he's is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so he writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."