April Fools Day in one week, what if the Big One........

NewEnglandNotes

Doesn't really exist?

shorecoll

Yeah, they just send out an e-mail...you know the Big One we've been talking about? Bite it!!!

CaptHenway

There is an old story about a small town in Kansas back at the turn of the previous century where one day a sign appeared on the town's vaudeville theater:
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"HE IS COMING!"
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The townspeople talked about it, but nobody knew what it was all about, and the theater owner would not say. Interest grew.
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One morning the sign changed to: "HE IS HERE!"
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Word spread like wildfire, and that evening half the people in the county were packed into the theater. At 8 o'clock the curtain went up, and there was a sign on an easel on the stage that read:
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"HE JUST LEFT!"
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19Lyds

<< <i>There is an old story about a small town in Kansas back at the turn of the previous century where one day a sign appeared on the town's vaudeville theater:
.
"HE IS COMING!"
.
The townspeople talked about it, but nobody knew what it was all about, and the theater owner would not say. Interest grew.
.
One morning the sign changed to: "HE IS HERE!"
.
Word spread like wildfire, and that evening half the people in the county were packed into the theater. At 8 o'clock the curtain went up, and there was a sign on an easel on the stage that read:
.
"HE JUST LEFT!"
.
.
.
>>



LMAO~!

Gemini

When P.T. Barnums Museum would get overly crowded with patrons on a busy weekend he would erect a sign with an arrow pointing "This Way To The Egress" many not knowing what an Egress was would head for the door to go see the Egress and suddenly find themselves outside the building in the alley.....surprise....maybe we are all heading for the Egress.

relicsncoins

Free Beer tomorrow.