What did Tiger say to Santa when he sat on Santa's knee?
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Santa said Ho Ho Ho, and Tiger said "WHERE, WHERE, WHERE???" 
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"Can I get you folks something?", she asked politely.
"Play", said Tiger.
"Tanqueray", said Batman.
"Neigh", said Sarah.
<< <i>Santa said Ho Ho Ho, and Tiger said "WHERE, WHERE, WHERE???"
ROCK ME! >>
Right story , wrong person, that was Bill Clinton.
"What's on your mind, Tiger?" asked Batman. "Tell me about the snowflakes."
"Every one I see is white", said Tiger.
Santa stops after (3) Ho's!
<< <i>hey burgundy, two weeks ago called and wants it's joke back. >>
hey corvette1340, the 80s called and they want their compensation back
"Let's go Bob", said Batman.
"For apples?" said Tiger.
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<< <i>hey burgundy, two weeks ago called and wants it's joke back. >>
hey corvette1340, the 80s called and they want their compensation back >>
This kinda reminds me of something. Back in the 90's when I worked in the auto parts industry, I worked at a store called "Rose Auto". The chain ended up going out of biz. During my time there, the store was hardly ever busy. There was only so much stocking and cleaning that could be done and we always ended up just standing around waiting for customers.
One of my favorite pastimes was to call around to other local parts stores and hopefully get a newbie on the line or just some guy that didn't know any better. I would tell them that I have a 1983 Corvette and need front brake pads for it. Of course, they spent lots of time looking through the computer and catalogues only to find nothing.
Of course, there was no 1983 Corvette. There was 40 something made but they were never sold to the public.
I miss those days
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<< <i>hey burgundy, two weeks ago called and wants it's joke back. >>
hey corvette1340, the 80s called and they want their compensation back >>
This kinda reminds me of something. Back in the 90's when I worked in the auto parts industry, I worked at a store called "Rose Auto". The chain ended up going out of biz. During my time there, the store was hardly ever busy. There was only so much stocking and cleaning that could be done and we always ended up just standing around waiting for customers.
One of my favorite pastimes was to call around to other local parts stores and hopefully get a newbie on the line or just some guy that didn't know any better. I would tell them that I have a 1983 Corvette and need front brake pads for it. Of course, they spent lots of time looking through the computer and catalogues only to find nothing.
Of course, there was no 1983 Corvette. There was 40 something made but they were never sold to the public.
I miss those days
lol. Sounds like my days at the pizza parlor.
Never knew that about the Corvette. Interesting. Here's some more info.
All 43 prototypes were ordered to be destroyed but canny assembly plant personnel hid one vehicle for years, changing the paint scheme, and moving it around until they received a commitment from GM that it wouldn't be destroyed. You can see it today for yourself at the Museum!
Then.....
That is a good story and most of your facts are correct but you need to do a bit more checking. there were 44 cars, 11 went for crash testing and 32 were "disassembled" it is said that only # 23 survived across the road at the museum but we could ask Jay Leno a couple of questions about a truck load of parts that were purchased and now bare a certain resemblance to a 1983 corvette.
No 1983 Corvettes were sold. Quality and production problems had delayed introduction of the new C4 generation so 1983 was passed over. 44 1983 cars were assembled. Some were used to sort out production details while others were assigned to engineering evaluation and crash testing. A few were part of a press introduction at Riverside Raceway in California, December 1982.
43 of the 44 1983 C4 Corvettes were destroyed. The one remaining car, number 23 (white), was retired to the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green KY where it is now on display. It is still owned by GM
A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Let me give you guys some fresh material...
The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."
Can't wait for his first tourney back and those cries of "Get in the ho" as he tees off
Tiger Woods, Batman & Tim Robbins were playing Augusta together and Tim was getting his butt whooped by the other two players, but then they hit the stretch of Amen Corner that always seems to give even the best golfers fits. Things got a little tighter out there. Batman was first up to the tee at the 13th and promptly whacked his ball into the rough on the far left of the fairway and found himself muttering over the misplaced shot.
"P-shaw!"said Batman.
Then Tiger hit the most un-Tiger like shot ever seen and wound up somewhere in the trees about 300 yards away to the right of the fairway.
"Shank!" said Tiger.
Tim Robbins stepped up to the tee. It had been a horrible day up until now. He was sitting at 10 over. So he wrote delicious poetry with a 475 yard power drive that landed about 5 feet short of the green and ultimately rolled in a 35-footer for double eagle.
"Redemption!" shouted Tim.
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