Huge Card Show In OKC? LMM and MeteoriteGuy?
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This is a pretty weird one but first the disclaimer:
The following story is not true and was simply made up in my brain. Again this is not true.
I had a dream last night that I heard on tv that Oklahoma City was having a huge card show and it was being held inside the building that the OKC National Memorial is in (I worked there 6 years ago). So I go to the Memorial building which has now been turned into a convention/Hotel (still a dream). While checking in at the hotel someone behind me calls my name and it was LawnMowerMan. He said after he checks in he is going to the hotel bar if I wanted to chat. Now the person looked kinda like him but it's been a while since I've seen his picture. So I go out to the Memorial grounds which still looked the same and I was explaining what everything meant to a guy that looked like Adam Lambert. I asked him if he was in town for the card show and he said yes and that he was a member of the PSA message board and that his screen name was MeteoriteGuy(sorry dude it's just a dream). I asked him if he was Adam Lambert from American Idol and he smiled and said that he was. He said that he had a big table at the show so we went to his booth. He had football and baseball cards from the 50's to the 70's stacked in three rows of about 3 feet deep, 6 feet high and 10 feet long. I told him that I wanted him to meet someone (LMM) because he (LMM) was not going to believe this. So we went to the bar to meet LMM and there he was drinking a Rolling Rock. I said "hey Matt you're not going to believe who this is, it's...MeteoriteGuy". Matt stood up and turned towards him and Adam Lambert gives him a big hug leaving Matt with a look on his face like he was about to puke with clinched fists. I said, "Matt do you know who this is?" He said, "he looks like Adam Lambert." I said "he is Adam Lambert." Adam then said "it was nice to meet you Matt but I need to get back to my booth." Matt turns to me and said, "I'm checking out of the hotel because he gives me the creeps." Then he tells me that he's thinking of moving to Oklahoma so he can go to the Chef school that we have here and that he also wants to take some Pharmacy Tech training so he can understand his prescriptions (I'm a licensed pharmacy tech). Then I woke up.
So many thing went wrong here:
1. Don't eat a hot and spicy dill pickle and beef jerky less then an hour before you go to bed.
2. I think I spend too much time on the PSA message board.
3. Don't let your wife tell you just before you go to sleep that Adam Lambert gave an erotic performance on an award show and that he may be banned from others.
The following story is not true and was simply made up in my brain. Again this is not true.
I had a dream last night that I heard on tv that Oklahoma City was having a huge card show and it was being held inside the building that the OKC National Memorial is in (I worked there 6 years ago). So I go to the Memorial building which has now been turned into a convention/Hotel (still a dream). While checking in at the hotel someone behind me calls my name and it was LawnMowerMan. He said after he checks in he is going to the hotel bar if I wanted to chat. Now the person looked kinda like him but it's been a while since I've seen his picture. So I go out to the Memorial grounds which still looked the same and I was explaining what everything meant to a guy that looked like Adam Lambert. I asked him if he was in town for the card show and he said yes and that he was a member of the PSA message board and that his screen name was MeteoriteGuy(sorry dude it's just a dream). I asked him if he was Adam Lambert from American Idol and he smiled and said that he was. He said that he had a big table at the show so we went to his booth. He had football and baseball cards from the 50's to the 70's stacked in three rows of about 3 feet deep, 6 feet high and 10 feet long. I told him that I wanted him to meet someone (LMM) because he (LMM) was not going to believe this. So we went to the bar to meet LMM and there he was drinking a Rolling Rock. I said "hey Matt you're not going to believe who this is, it's...MeteoriteGuy". Matt stood up and turned towards him and Adam Lambert gives him a big hug leaving Matt with a look on his face like he was about to puke with clinched fists. I said, "Matt do you know who this is?" He said, "he looks like Adam Lambert." I said "he is Adam Lambert." Adam then said "it was nice to meet you Matt but I need to get back to my booth." Matt turns to me and said, "I'm checking out of the hotel because he gives me the creeps." Then he tells me that he's thinking of moving to Oklahoma so he can go to the Chef school that we have here and that he also wants to take some Pharmacy Tech training so he can understand his prescriptions (I'm a licensed pharmacy tech). Then I woke up.
So many thing went wrong here:
1. Don't eat a hot and spicy dill pickle and beef jerky less then an hour before you go to bed.
2. I think I spend too much time on the PSA message board.
3. Don't let your wife tell you just before you go to sleep that Adam Lambert gave an erotic performance on an award show and that he may be banned from others.
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