Another sign the apocalypse is upon us—Mrs. L’s friends are attending Gold Parties
In another thread, an excessively prominent member of these boards mentioned that in the Doctor’s Lounge someone was poking around on the Kitco site, looking at investing in gold. This board member also mentioned that once his gastroenterologist brother in law started plowing money into gold and coins, the apocalypse would be truly upon us, and it was time to bail.
I think, however, that the train has left the station, and things are looking very grim. This weekend, we had a little c&cktail party/gathering at the Longacre Estate, and several of Mrs. L.’s friends attended. One particular lady (who can only be described as ditzy, to put it mildly), started talking about a “gold party” that she recently attended. She stated, “I was totally embarrassed because I brought a pile of my old gold, including single earrings, things I never wear any more, etc., and this nice lady paid me $700! I could not believe it. She was paying real cash for this junk.”
Longacre then piped up and asked if this lady was some sort of gold dealer. Mrs. L’s friend responded with, “I am not even sure who she was, but she paid me cash for all of this junk gold that I had!” Then another of Mrs. L’s friends piped up, “yeah, I heard about those gold parties. I think the lady probably makes about 10% or so on the deal.” At this point, Longacre had heard enough, and didn’t want to get into a debate about how she might have been ripped off, so I kept my trap shut. I guess this was not the most bizarre thing to happen at the party, though. As I was showing one of the guys the new shed that I built, he actually said that he should grab his bong and have a smoke in the shed.
The apocalypse is certainly upon us, my friends.
I think, however, that the train has left the station, and things are looking very grim. This weekend, we had a little c&cktail party/gathering at the Longacre Estate, and several of Mrs. L.’s friends attended. One particular lady (who can only be described as ditzy, to put it mildly), started talking about a “gold party” that she recently attended. She stated, “I was totally embarrassed because I brought a pile of my old gold, including single earrings, things I never wear any more, etc., and this nice lady paid me $700! I could not believe it. She was paying real cash for this junk.”
Longacre then piped up and asked if this lady was some sort of gold dealer. Mrs. L’s friend responded with, “I am not even sure who she was, but she paid me cash for all of this junk gold that I had!” Then another of Mrs. L’s friends piped up, “yeah, I heard about those gold parties. I think the lady probably makes about 10% or so on the deal.” At this point, Longacre had heard enough, and didn’t want to get into a debate about how she might have been ripped off, so I kept my trap shut. I guess this was not the most bizarre thing to happen at the party, though. As I was showing one of the guys the new shed that I built, he actually said that he should grab his bong and have a smoke in the shed.

The apocalypse is certainly upon us, my friends.
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Didn't wanna get me no trade
Never want to be like papa
Working for the boss every night and day
--"Happy", by the Rolling Stones (1972)
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A sure sign of the top.
I hope you have your old, dull and tarnished pieces well hid so they don't end up at Cash for Gold!
<< <i>As I was showing one of the guys the new shed that I built, he actually said that he should grab his bong and have a smoke in the shed.
Might not have been a good idea. The ensuing munchies and impaired judgement may have left you making a fool of yourself gorging on cucumber and watercress finger sandwiches, the likes of which must abound in the ladies' parlor at such events.
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<< <i>Has anyone heard what the per-ounce .999 pure equivalent price is that these kind of outfits are paying? I'm guessing it's not more than $250. >>
Most are around 50% of spot (or less) from what I have heard.
i imagine it looks like something this:
Good thing you kept your mouth shut about the ladies possibly being ripped off. In fact there should be no doubt someone got ripped off. People who view older/broken gold jewelry as junk must live in a different world. Imagine tossing out your scratched up $20 gold pieces or your tooled 1870-s silver dollar!
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<< <i>In another thread, an excessively prominent member of these boards mentioned that in the Doctor’s Lounge someone was poking around on the Kitco site, looking at investing in gold. This board member also mentioned that once his gastroenterologist brother in law started plowing money into gold and coins, the apocalypse would be truly upon us, and it was time to bail.
I think, however, that the train has left the station, and things are looking very grim. This weekend, we had a little c&cktail party/gathering at the Longacre Estate, and several of Mrs. L.’s friends attended. One particular lady (who can only be described as ditzy, to put it mildly), started talking about a “gold party” that she recently attended. She stated, “I was totally embarrassed because I brought a pile of my old gold, including single earrings, things I never wear any more, etc., and this nice lady paid me $700! I could not believe it. She was paying real cash for this junk.”
Longacre then piped up and asked if this lady was some sort of gold dealer. Mrs. L’s friend responded with, “I am not even sure who she was, but she paid me cash for all of this junk gold that I had!” Then another of Mrs. L’s friends piped up, “yeah, I heard about those gold parties. I think the lady probably makes about 10% or so on the deal.” At this point, Longacre had heard enough, and didn’t want to get into a debate about how she might have been ripped off, so I kept my trap shut. I guess this was not the most bizarre thing to happen at the party, though. As I was showing one of the guys the new shed that I built, he actually said that he should grab his bong and have a smoke in the shed.
The apocalypse is certainly upon us, my friends. >>
I wouldn't sweat it, just yet. It's when Mrs. L's friends (and others) start aggressively buying not selling, piles of old gold, including single earrings, things they would never wear, that you should start to worry
and I'm still waiting on pics of that finished shed...
<< <i>honestly the most shocking thing in this thread is that longacre built a shed by himself.
i imagine it looks like something this:
I like it !
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and I'm still waiting on pics of that finished shed... >>
I have some pictures, but the files seem too big to post.
Didn't wanna get me no trade
Never want to be like papa
Working for the boss every night and day
--"Happy", by the Rolling Stones (1972)
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and I'm still waiting on pics of that finished shed... >>
I have some pictures, but the files seem too big to post.
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p.s. I hope you aren't thinking about unloading anything from your mini hoard of prize silver Chinese Panda scores. That, to me, will be the final curtain call on this apocalypse raining down upon us scenario
One place we did not go, the gold party. In the interests of continued neighbourhood amity, I thought the better of it.
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I don't seem to have pictures of the final product, but you should get an idea. Can you tell Longacre is afraid of heights by his death grip on the beams in the first pic?
Didn't wanna get me no trade
Never want to be like papa
Working for the boss every night and day
--"Happy", by the Rolling Stones (1972)
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<< <i>As I was showing one of the guys the new shed that I built, he actually said that he should grab his bong and have a smoke in the shed.
The apocalypse is certainly upon us, my friends. >>
So, are you going to rename the Longacre Estate, Bongacre Estate?
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I would have gone and every offer they made I would have topped by $20.