Philadelphia Eagles had a beautiful win today.....
stevek
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.....but the problem is that the sports gods will not allow Philadelphia fans too much pleasure...so...there is simply no possible way the Phillies win this game tonight...can't happen...won't happen....
...but if miraculously the Phillies would win the game tonight, then there is no doubt that some astronomical event will occur, such as Haley's Comet suddenly changing course and head straight towards the earth...and shortly after the game is over it will crash into the earth, destroying all animal, plant and mineral life as we know it.
Therefore, if the Phillies win tonight, it was nice knowing everyone here.
...but if miraculously the Phillies would win the game tonight, then there is no doubt that some astronomical event will occur, such as Haley's Comet suddenly changing course and head straight towards the earth...and shortly after the game is over it will crash into the earth, destroying all animal, plant and mineral life as we know it.
Therefore, if the Phillies win tonight, it was nice knowing everyone here.
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Dear World:
We made a mistake.
We really meant November 1, 2009.
CYA,
The Mayans