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Humorous Posting On Craigslist "Selling" Brandon Marshall
JackWESQ
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I got a nice laugh.
/s/ JackWESQ
2009 "Cantankerous Edition" Brandon Marshall - $1 (Dove Valley)
For sale: One slightly used, partially dinged up, occasionally unreliable, extremely agitated, currently insubordinate Brandon Marshall receiver! I really don't want to sell my Brandon Marshall as there were some good times with Brandon Marshall, but for the posterity of the entire fleet, it is time to part ways with Brandon Marshall. I purchased this Brandon Marshall in 2006, and it was really a good "bang for your buck" situation at the time. This is your chance to get in on this Brandon Marshall before it is too late and on the free market. Trust me, I could easily sell Brandon Marshall at a police auction. Some details about your future Brandon Marshall: Brandon Marshall is known for the ability to dodge other objects, except of course stray fast food bags. Brandon Marshall is also an underrated blocker, particularly at blocking getaway taxicabs. You will need a lot of extra space to house this Brandon Marshall as it comes with a lot of extra baggage. This Brandon Marshall also comes with excellent representation and is able to maneuver out of a tight spot. Brandon Marshall is a well-oiled machine and a work of art if I may say. So please do not put the wrong fuel in Brandon Marshall. Brandon Marshall frequently runs on the wrong fluids and it has been a problem from time to time. Also, Brandon Marshall's sightline may have been affected by the wearing of sunglasses indoors. At night.
Interesting trades will be considered for Brandon Marshall, especially if you are willing to part with a head coach not born in the 80's. However at this point, a cash for clunkers deal could probably be worked out. If interested in this Brandon Marshall, please call 303) 270-9718, email dmckee1041@aol.com, or even text 47195 to leave a comment about this particular model of Brandon Marshall. Happy shopping and caveat emptor!
/s/ JackWESQ
2009 "Cantankerous Edition" Brandon Marshall - $1 (Dove Valley)
For sale: One slightly used, partially dinged up, occasionally unreliable, extremely agitated, currently insubordinate Brandon Marshall receiver! I really don't want to sell my Brandon Marshall as there were some good times with Brandon Marshall, but for the posterity of the entire fleet, it is time to part ways with Brandon Marshall. I purchased this Brandon Marshall in 2006, and it was really a good "bang for your buck" situation at the time. This is your chance to get in on this Brandon Marshall before it is too late and on the free market. Trust me, I could easily sell Brandon Marshall at a police auction. Some details about your future Brandon Marshall: Brandon Marshall is known for the ability to dodge other objects, except of course stray fast food bags. Brandon Marshall is also an underrated blocker, particularly at blocking getaway taxicabs. You will need a lot of extra space to house this Brandon Marshall as it comes with a lot of extra baggage. This Brandon Marshall also comes with excellent representation and is able to maneuver out of a tight spot. Brandon Marshall is a well-oiled machine and a work of art if I may say. So please do not put the wrong fuel in Brandon Marshall. Brandon Marshall frequently runs on the wrong fluids and it has been a problem from time to time. Also, Brandon Marshall's sightline may have been affected by the wearing of sunglasses indoors. At night.
Interesting trades will be considered for Brandon Marshall, especially if you are willing to part with a head coach not born in the 80's. However at this point, a cash for clunkers deal could probably be worked out. If interested in this Brandon Marshall, please call 303) 270-9718, email dmckee1041@aol.com, or even text 47195 to leave a comment about this particular model of Brandon Marshall. Happy shopping and caveat emptor!
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