Brett Favre is still retired.

billwaltonsbeard · July 28, 2009 8:44AM

Just in case none of you have heard, Brett Favre is still retired.

In other earth-shaking news, Joe Paterno is still old, Manny Ramirez has long nappy dredlocks and Tiger Woods is the only golfer most people know.

AkbarClone · July 28, 2009 8:47AM

sweet news--at least he didn't drag us along until Pre-Season starts to announce the decision.

interchanges · July 28, 2009 12:14PM

His returns have turned into a punchline. Is he really retired?!

He needs to move into a cottage in South Dakota with Paterno where they can trade old stories and sit by a fireplace and escape espn's obsession.

Connecticoin · August 1, 2009 11:51AM

Brett Favre is still retired, so he says, and the deadline is past.

Is he going to LIE again a change his mind?

Also, General Francisco Franco is STILL dead.

lawnmowerman · August 1, 2009 1:22PM

<< and Tiger Woods is the only golfer most people know. >>

Not true. Lots of people know Manboobs Mickelson

lawnmowerman · August 1, 2009 1:38PM

Speaking of manboobs, the Texans were really lucky they landed Brian Cushing in the draft. Not only can he play, he can also fill in as a cheerleader if one of the girls happens to get sick.

DaBeef · August 1, 2009 1:39PM

Tavaris Jackson sprained his knee today too.... God dang we need a QB....

lawnmowerman · August 1, 2009 1:41PM

<< Tavaris Jackson sprained his knee today too.... God dang we need a QB.... >>

Jeff George is making a comeback bid

DaBeef · August 1, 2009 1:46PM

<< Speaking of manboobs, the Texans were really lucky they landed Brian Cushing in the draft. Not only can he play, he can also fill in as a cheerleader if one of the girls happens to get sick.

>>

'Roids....

DaBeef · August 1, 2009 1:46PM

<< 

<< Tavaris Jackson sprained his knee today too.... God dang we need a QB.... >>

Jeff George is making a comeback bid >>

Fantastic....

DaBeef · August 1, 2009 1:48PM

http://flashwarner.com/2006/07/what_happened_to_brian_cushing.html

What a loser...

lawnmowerman · August 1, 2009 1:50PM

<< 
'Roids.... >>

Remind me not take any lol

alpemomo · August 2, 2009 12:58AM

JAckson hurt, Favre not comming back (at least today) - Vick is available

Connecticoin · August 3, 2009 10:22AM

Still retired. In case you wanted to know.

VikingDude · August 3, 2009 10:49AM

<< JAckson hurt, Favre not comming back (at least today) - Vick is available >>

Vick will never happen. Besides, everyone knows that Vick will be a Raider!

DaBeef · August 3, 2009 10:02PM

Yeah I dont see 7 coming here... But at this point I'd take him... There is a kid sitting in Washington I wouldnt mind seeing in Purple , Colt Brennan... We need an answer and quick, we are so close....

Estil · August 5, 2009 2:48PM

I think this is a good thing for Mr. Favre, for his own safety. The Vikings do go to Lambeau this year; if Mr. Favre was quarterbacking for the arch-rival Vikings, I'd imagine he'd need an armed escort in Green Bay. They'd probably be calling him Brettidict Arnold.

gumbyfan · August 7, 2009 3:04AM

<< I think this is a good thing for Mr. Favre, for his own safety. The Vikings do go to Lambeau this year; if Mr. Favre was quarterbacking for the arch-rival Vikings, I'd imagine he'd need an armed escort in Green Bay. They'd probably be calling him Brentidict Arnold. >>

Fixed.

Connecticoin · August 7, 2009 5:37AM

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<< I think this is a good thing for Mr. Favre, for his own safety. The Vikings do go to Lambeau this year; if Mr. Favre was quarterbacking for the arch-rival Vikings, I'd imagine he'd need an armed escort in Green Bay. They'd probably be calling him Brentidict Arnold. >>

Fixed.

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Huh? The Mildcat fan had it right.

Connecticoin · August 17, 2009 12:59AM

Still retired. Just so you know.

DaBeef · August 17, 2009 1:20AM

Not for long lol... He saw how good the Vikes looked with a scrub at QB, not to mention 3 sacks on Mr. Perfect , and the juices are flowing. This horse aint dead!

Bottom9th · August 17, 2009 1:49AM

According to Sportscenter unnamed Vikings players expect him to be on the team by the 3rd preseason game. Here we go again!

CrimsonTider · August 17, 2009 9:49PM

This story has legs.

Side note; My fantasy league drafts the weekend after the Super Bowl. I took two late round gambles, Farve and Vick. Watching this Farve saga has caused me to gray way too early

lawnmowerman · August 18, 2009 12:31AM

He's baaack. The plane arrived in Minny with him a board a little while ago.

This should make for some great football against the packers.

Bottom9th · August 18, 2009 1:12AM

Unretired again?

Estil · August 18, 2009 5:07AM

Mr. Favre, seriously, take the day off when the Vikings come to Green Bay. For your own safety. Seriously. No joke.

Connecticoin · August 18, 2009 7:04AM

Ok, unretired AGAIN!

However, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is STILL DEAD!!

DaBeef · August 18, 2009 7:14AM

<< Mr. Favre, seriously, take the day off when the Vikings come to Green Bay. For your own safety. Seriously. No joke. >>

What, are you drunken fools in Sconnie gonna do, seriously. He is your HERO, admit it. Now he is going to the enemy. Nothing but LOL @ your sorry owner TT...

lawnmowerman · August 18, 2009 9:11AM

<< 

What, are you drunken fools in Sconnie gonna do >>

Be nice!!! After all, there are as many fools in Minnesota as there is anywhere else. After all, look what Jimmy Johnson did to you guys in '89 with the Herschel Walker trade.

That trade still makes me all warm and fuzzy

Brett Favre is still retired.

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