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Sung to the tune of Sammy Davis Jr.'s "The Candyman"

nam812nam812 Posts: 10,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
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Who can take your money, and duck you till you smolder.
Then after you embarrass him he shoves 10 cards inside 1 holder.
The handyman, oh the handyman can.
The handyman can cause he doesn't care about you, and he is no good.

The handyman makes, all the deals that he partakes, unsatisfying and malicious.
He trolls around and looks for fishes, and everything he does is suspicious.

Who can hide in Sweden, then come back like we forgot.
He tries to blend back in, but now his reputations shot.
The handyman, oh the handyman can.
The handyman can cause he doesn't care about you, and he is no good.

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  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,438 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Mike
  • nam812nam812 Posts: 10,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Thanks Mike, I'm here all week.
  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭
    Good stuff Nick image

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  • csmtampacsmtampa Posts: 1,828 ✭
    hhahaha
  • calaban7calaban7 Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭


    Nick , I fear the day I piss you off.image
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  • gumbyfangumbyfan Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭
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  • IronmanfanIronmanfan Posts: 5,504 ✭✭✭✭
    I love it when it gets personal
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  • CDsNutsCDsNuts Posts: 10,092 ✭
    Sorry Nick, I don't know how The Candyman goes. I was born after 1913.
  • handymanhandyman Posts: 5,395 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I used to love it when you sang to me.
  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,438 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Sorry Nick, I don't know how The Candyman goes. I was born after 1913. >>

    image
    Mike
  • storm888storm888 Posts: 11,701 ✭✭✭


    the greatest candyman
    Folks Who Bite Get Bitten. Folks Who Don't Bite Get Eaten.
  • nightcrawlernightcrawler Posts: 5,110 ✭✭

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  • HeritageAddictHeritageAddict Posts: 3,266
    This may be better than the picture of Bill in a wig! image
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  • jackstrawjackstraw Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭
    Sorry Storm the BEST Candyman by the greatest band ever to walk the Earth!
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  • AkbarCloneAkbarClone Posts: 2,476 ✭✭✭
    What a great flashback! I had the pleasure of going to several Dead shows--I don't remember if they played Candyman at any of the shows I attended--but then to be honest, I can't remember any of the songs they played.image Awesome experiences still.
    I collect Vintage Cards, Commemorative Sets, and way too many vintage and modern player collections in Baseball (180 players), Football (175 players), and Basketball (87 players). Also have a Dallas Cowboy team collection.
  • 1989FleerBillRipkencollector1989FleerBillRipkencollector Posts: 4,590
    Only Candyman I know is....

    Ooh boy I love you so

    Never ever ever gonna let you go

    Once I get my hands on you

    Ooh boy I love you so

    Never ever ever gonna let you go

    I hope you feel the same way too

    (Girl I do)


    (I can still hear it perfect in my head) Can't You Tube at work. But when I get home.....it's been too long. lol
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  • DboneesqDboneesq Posts: 18,219 ✭✭
    Nick ... I don't know the story behind it, but very good lyrics!
    STAY HEALTHY!

    Doug

    Liquidating my collection for the 3rd and final time. Time for others to enjoy what I have enjoyed over the last several decades. Money could be put to better use.
  • DboneesqDboneesq Posts: 18,219 ✭✭


    << <i>the greatest candyman >>



    Ya GOTTA luv Sammy's threads!
    STAY HEALTHY!

    Doug

    Liquidating my collection for the 3rd and final time. Time for others to enjoy what I have enjoyed over the last several decades. Money could be put to better use.
  • jimradjimrad Posts: 2,777 ✭✭✭
    "who can write the lyrics............

    the Nam man can, the Nam man can"
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  • nam812nam812 Posts: 10,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A little traveling music Maestro. And a one, and a two............
  • handymanhandyman Posts: 5,395 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sad
    You are holding on to a 50.00 deal that went bad with me. And made everything ok. And you had nothing to do with it.
    Sad sad sad
    Just want to say thanks to eveyone else who I have bought and sold to over the last few years after I got back from Sweden(great country by the way) . And Nickie I still like you
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