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The cynic’s guide to dealer show reports in tough economic times:

“We had a great show” Translation: “We did’nt get food poisoning from the filthy hot dogs we ate and we weren’t robbed at gun point in the parking lot.”

“Dealer to dealer activity was hot” Translation: “A lot of guys were liquidating inventory at a loss or on razor thin margins to get money to make ends meet.”

“The auctions lots were retreads and low end stuff that did not meet our standards” Translation: “The auction house cut off our credit and we couldn’t bid on anything.”

“Foot traffic was light but collectors came to buy.” Translation: “We had a coin on hold for a customer and he came by to pick it up.”

“Overall the show exceeded our expectations” Translation: “We liquidated enough inventory wholesale to postpone filing for bankruptcy.”

CG

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  • OneCentOneCent Posts: 3,561


    << <i>“We had a great show” Translation: “We did’nt get food poisoning from the filthy hot dogs we ate and we weren’t robbed at gun point in the parking lot.”

    “Dealer to dealer activity was hot” Translation: “A lot of guys were liquidating inventory at a loss or on razor thin margins to get money to make ends meet.”

    “The auctions lots were retreads and low end stuff that did not meet our standards” Translation: “The auction house cut off our credit and we couldn’t bid on anything.”

    “Foot traffic was light but collectors came to buy.” Translation: “We had a coin on hold for a customer and he came by to pick it up.”

    “Overall the show exceeded our expectations” Translation: “We liquidated enough inventory wholesale to postpone filing for bankruptcy.”

    CG >>





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  • pennyanniepennyannie Posts: 3,929 ✭✭✭
    I am on the same page as you but most will not admit it. I suppose if i was a dealer i would not admit it either.

    Mark
    NGC registry V-Nickel proof #6!!!!
    working on proof shield nickels # 8 with a bullet!!!!

    RIP "BEAR"


  • << <i>“We had a great show” Translation: “We did’nt get food poisoning from the filthy hot dogs we ate and we weren’t robbed at gun point in the parking lot.”

    “Dealer to dealer activity was hot” Translation: “A lot of guys were liquidating inventory at a loss or on razor thin margins to get money to make ends meet.”

    “The auctions lots were retreads and low end stuff that did not meet our standards” Translation: “The auction house cut off our credit and we couldn’t bid on anything.”

    “Foot traffic was light but collectors came to buy.” Translation: “We had a coin on hold for a customer and he came by to pick it up.”

    “Overall the show exceeded our expectations” Translation: “We liquidated enough inventory wholesale to postpone filing for bankruptcy.”

    CG >>


    Sad but true for many these days. First down market I've seen without a flood of money into coins.
    Oh Yeah! I forgot the banks are flush with it. The people have none. The banks are buying foreclosed real estate & tangible assetts with that money. What happens to the few meager dollars we all get for our assetts when the banks decided to flood us with money. Oh yeah inflation and they win because they bought all the stuff thats really worth something in a crisis on the cheap!!
  • 291fifth291fifth Posts: 24,434 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Everyone knows the market is white hot double nuclear! image
    All glory is fleeting.
  • ksteelheaderksteelheader Posts: 11,777


    << <i>“We had a great show” Translation: “We did’nt get food poisoning from the filthy hot dogs we ate and we weren’t robbed at gun point in the parking lot.”

    “Dealer to dealer activity was hot” Translation: “A lot of guys were liquidating inventory at a loss or on razor thin margins to get money to make ends meet.”

    “The auctions lots were retreads and low end stuff that did not meet our standards” Translation: “The auction house cut off our credit and we couldn’t bid on anything.”

    “Foot traffic was light but collectors came to buy.” Translation: “We had a coin on hold for a customer and he came by to pick it up.”

    “Overall the show exceeded our expectations” Translation: “We liquidated enough inventory wholesale to postpone filing for bankruptcy.”

    CG >>



    Excellent post.image
  • CoinJunkieCoinJunkie Posts: 8,772 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Everyone knows the market is white hot double nuclear! image >>


    Translation: At one point, BOTH chairs in front of our booth were occupied.

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  • PerryHallPerryHall Posts: 46,363 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Funniest thread in a long time.image

    Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
    "Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
    "Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire

  • BearBear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭


    << <i>“We had a great show” Translation: “We did’nt get food poisoning from the filthy hot dogs we ate and we weren’t robbed at gun point in the parking lot.”

    “Dealer to dealer activity was hot” Translation: “A lot of guys were liquidating inventory at a loss or on razor thin margins to get money to make ends meet.”

    “The auctions lots were retreads and low end stuff that did not meet our standards” Translation: “The auction house cut off our credit and we couldn’t bid on anything.”

    “Foot traffic was light but collectors came to buy.” Translation: “We had a coin on hold for a customer and he came by to pick it up.”

    “Overall the show exceeded our expectations” Translation: “We liquidated enough inventory wholesale to postpone filing for bankruptcy.”

    CG >>



    Very funny and unfortunately,

    probably very true . image
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    Camelotimage
  • BlindedByEgoBlindedByEgo Posts: 10,754 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sad but (probably) true.

    A couple of local dealers have told me that if it wern't for bullion and scrap gold, they'd have to get real jobs.
  • cladkingcladking Posts: 28,701 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ample parking; We parked right next to the 12 handcapped spots because the lot was empty.

    Good security; Barney Fife never even loaded his gun.

    Tempus fugit.
  • bidaskbidask Posts: 14,017 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Everyone knows the market is white hot double nuclear! image >>

    Reminds me of the existing debt California cannot pay so they issue IOU's....IOU's on existing debt.......

    Makes me think of the fraternity in Animal house when Dean Wormer puts them on double secret probation.......

    I manage money. I earn money. I save money .
    I give away money. I collect money.
    I don’t love money . I do love the Lord God.




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