He Stands Behind His Cards .... Literally!

PoppaJ · July 3, 2009 12:06AM

Well, Porshe47, aka "No-Shirt Guy" is back with a new slogan!

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BunchOBull · July 3, 2009 12:11AM

He's "a ex sgt." I guess that means he was once a sergeant, or he is an extreme sergeant.

slantycouch · July 3, 2009 12:17AM

Is "ex" short for "creepy" maybe?

nightcrawler · July 3, 2009 12:23AM

He ripped me off after accusing me of stealing a couple autoed cards in the feedback he left for me.

I didn't bother negging the guy, he has enough problems and I never expected the cards I bought to arrive anyway.

EDIT TO ADD FEEDBACK LEFT:
STOLE TWO QULITY CARDS WOH ! DISABLED VET ROBERT ! AAA +++++++++++++ Seller: porshe47 ( 280) Apr-09-09 12:09
-- (#220391387352) --

AUCTION

bbcemporium · July 3, 2009 12:25AM

hmm

BunchOBull · July 3, 2009 12:27AM

haha he's naked again!

He must really get off on this. He probably reads these threads too.

nightcrawler · July 3, 2009 12:32AM

That's so great, I needed a good laugh this morning.

yankeeno7 · July 3, 2009 12:37AM

This guy has got to be some sort of a perv. Plus, someone needs to teach him out to spell "certified" not "certifyed" LOL
What are thos stickers on his cards?

OAKESY25 · July 3, 2009 12:38AM

without a doubt he gets some sort of pleasure out of it..
no one is so blind to not know that it is not normal

nightcrawler · July 3, 2009 12:42AM

I wonder if I can put a url link for feedback? I'm probably alone on this, but I wish he was a member here... as "No shirt guy" of course. He already has an avatar on file.

KbKards · July 3, 2009 1:00AM

Yeah, I wonder what he has in his other hand.

wolfbear · July 3, 2009 1:29AM

mtcards · July 3, 2009 2:20AM

WTH is ebay authenticity paypal certifyed?

Edited to add: Checking out his auctions, he must grade his own cards using SMR prices and use that has his minimum bid. For instance, his "1988" insert Barry Sanders Topps Rookie with a MB of $40.00?? Yep, he'll sell that one.

Allen · July 3, 2009 2:52AM

I purchased this tea kettle from him a few months back and it was a perfect transaction though the tea tasted funny the first few times I used it.

70chip · July 3, 2009 3:01AM

MY EYES!!!!!!!!! UGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, thanks for posting it PoppaJ, this guy is just plain WEIRD!!!!!!

billwaltonsbeard · July 3, 2009 3:34AM

HOLY LORD JESUS!!!! I never thought he could top the original creepy shirtless pic. But now he's grinning like a freakin naked serial killer??? Unreal!

Bottom9th · July 3, 2009 4:48AM

That is one scary photo!

daddymc · July 3, 2009 4:50AM

LOL. Dude cracks me up.

billwaltonsbeard · July 3, 2009 4:55AM

Ok, so I'm off today, with absolutely nothing to do. Bored outta my mind. So a few min ago, I send our friend here the following msg, regarding an 89 Topps Tr Barry Sanders that he's selling for $25.

"This card has a book value of about $5. However, I'll gladly pay your asking price if you take another picture of the item while youre naked.

I've been waiting all year long for the summer to come so I could see more hot shirtless pics.

Whattaya say sailor??"

I just got this response from him.....

"ONLY IF YOUR TELLING TRUTH YOUR A MAN FIRST OF ALL , RC IN GEM MNT IS NOT $5.OO , EMAIL ME A PICTIRE THEN I MAY BE BOLD TOO EMAIL YA A EXPECTED PICTURE SGT ARMY RETIRED 47 ROBERT SHIRTLESS OR .................... ???"

So what is he saying?? If I email him a pic of myself, he'll do the same for me???? This is great!!! Best day off ever!!

gameusedhoop · July 3, 2009 5:00AM

This guy needs one of the hand puppet (insert crude joke here) stages like the kids use in school. Like a TV with a curtain hanging down so you can take the pic of the card an the "floating" hand. I don't need to see any more nipples, unless he can get a babysitter to list the cards for him.

billwaltonsbeard · July 3, 2009 5:09AM

<< <i>This guy needs one of the hand puppet (insert crude joke here) stages like the kids use in school. Like a TV with a curtain hanging down so you can take the pic of the card an the "floating" hand. I don't need to see any more nipples, unless he can get a babysitter to list the cards for him.

>>

Babysitter??? That would mean that this guy would have kids. I dont think this guy has ever even been close to being with a woman.

I think HE actually needs a babysitter.

gameusedhoop · July 3, 2009 5:22AM

All them rednecks who have sisters have kids. They are always running all over the trailer park. It's called inbreeding.

KbKards · July 3, 2009 5:25AM

The 1933 Gehrig he's selling is a reprint. It has one offer so somebody might get burned.

Stone193 · July 3, 2009 5:31AM

Is he on glue or something?!

Why does he think a "collector" would buy a card with that scan and mint+?

Saying something is mint+ is like saying someone is "Slightly" pregnant.

Rock on SGT "EX"!

mike

yankeeno7 · July 3, 2009 5:37AM

<< <i>
I just got this response from him.....

"ONLY IF YOUR TELLING TRUTH YOUR A MAN FIRST OF ALL , RC IN GEM MNT IS NOT $5.OO , EMAIL ME A PICTIRE THEN I MAY BE BOLD TOO EMAIL YA A EXPECTED PICTURE SGT ARMY RETIRED 47 ROBERT SHIRTLESS OR .................... ???"
>>

Here is what is VERY scary about that statement and this guy....first of all, he wants to exchange naked pics with a guy. Next, and MUCH WORSE, he doesnt know who he is dealing with because that other person may be a CHILD. Is he truly a perv? Im starting to think so...this guy needs to be investigated!

Stone193 · July 3, 2009 5:54AM

otwcards · July 3, 2009 9:33AM

Since when is STUPIDITY a disability? Can you imagine the quality of his service reports? Just think what his superiors must've thought when he sent communique up the chain of command. And give pause to think what his subordinates must've thought when he passed communication down the chain of command. This guy is a dolt and with Michael Jackson having passed appears to have assumed the role of the scariest human being in these United States.

1989FleerBillRipkencollector · July 3, 2009 9:54AM

^^***GOODPOINT!!!!!

billwaltonsbeard- trading shirtless pics with him, lol, do it. Get him to write your user name on his chest. Guaranteed avatar of the year rite thar.

WinPitcher · July 3, 2009 10:06AM

Item as described 4.1

yeah he is a person I'd buy from.

Steve

nightcrawler · July 3, 2009 10:49AM

Can't wait to see this image in a new avatar.

I tried to leave a funny feedback but I waited to long.

Allen · July 3, 2009 11:15AM

Nightcrawler, seeing that avatar beside of yours is like the biggest difference I have ever seen between a happy and sad face. I am guessing he has a pisture of a shirtless 10 year old boy glued to the back of that Aaron.

ElToroLoco · July 3, 2009 11:21AM

Wow, he definitely has a following on this board. It's funny how I looked at the link and knew he was the shirtless guy.

nightcrawler · July 3, 2009 11:40AM

<< <i>I am guessing he has a pisture of a shirtless 10 year old boy glued to the back of that Aaron. >>

Ha, did you really buy a teapot? I just had to bring back my old avatar. This guy is good entertainment sometimes, when I'm not feeling bad for him.

Allen · July 6, 2009 7:00AM

This one makes me think of role play on PTI when Wilbon and Kornhieser use the masks.

BigRedMachine · July 7, 2009 2:46AM

<< <i>DUE TO IM ROBERT DISABLED VET ARMY AMD MY DAD WWII HERO HAS PROSTRATE CANCER THANKS TO THE WINNER NEED CAPITAL . >>

You guys shouldn't make fun. His dad has prostrate cancer.

kmnorton · July 7, 2009 3:43AM

I f'ing love this!

WinPitcher · July 7, 2009 4:13AM

wow this guy sold a 51 bowman Mantle for 250.00?

Was it a fake?

Even in poor condition graded that card should fetch more no?

Steve

He Stands Behind His Cards .... Literally!

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