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Final 2008 Scoreboard
Rank School Points +/- Details
1st Alabama Crimson Tide 28 -- Double Armed Robbery, Public Intox, Selling Nose Candy
2nd Missouri Tigers 22 -- Various Drug Offenses, Vandalizing Cars, Drunk Gun Waving, Typical underaged college student, Hit and run with a mailbox
3rd West Virginia Mountaineers 19 -- That smoke isn't from coal!, Midget Fight, Scufflin' with Devine, Stolen CC, Assault
3rd Virginia Cavaliers 19 -- Grand Larceny - Possessing stolen goods and pot, Stealing CCs, DWI, Stealing bear at a gay bar
5th Washington State Cougars 17 -- Contact-ular Assault, Pours beer on cop to avoid MIP, Party Assault, Correction of points, Suspended License on way home from jail, Assault with a frying pan
6th Arkansas Razorbacks 16 -- Put his girl in her place, Didn't pay his traffic ticket, DWI, Scooter Rage, Narrowly misses cop while drunk and stoned
7th Georgia Bulldogs 15 -- DUI+Bad Driving, DUI, Carrying concealed, Fighting, Correction: DUI Downgraded to Reckless Driving, Drinking, Pissing, and property destruction
8th Penn State Nittany Lions 14 -- Disorderly conduct at Margarita Mama's, Terroristic knife threats, DUI x2
9th Colorado Buffaloes 12 -- Whole bunch o' fighting, Passing out after punching cars
10th Illinois Fighting Illini 11* -- Firing off guns in a club
10th Tennessee Volunteers 11 -- Weed possession while driving around recruits, Public Intoxication, About 8 DUIs
10th Nebraska Cornhuskers 11 -- Unnecessary crotch groping, Drankin in a disorderly house, DUI
13th Florida Gators 10 -- Standard Underage Drankin', Using the credit card of a dead person, Open Natty Light
14th Mississippi State Bulldogs 9 -- Gun Play, DUI
14th Miami Redhawks 9 -- Inept pillow attack
14th Kent State Golden Flashes 9 -- Felony Burglary and hitting girls
17th Oregon State Beavers 8 -- Drunken Evening by the Punter
17th Rutgers Scarlet Knights 8 -- Robbery with a fake gun
17th Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 8 -- Rape and Sodomy
20th Indiana Hoosiers 7 -- "...the medics had to restrain his arms, at which point he passed out again.”
20th Hawaii Rainbows 7 -- Girl got between a man and his porn
20th Nevada Wolfpack 7 -- 3 DUIs in one night
20th Bowling Green Falcons 7 -- Breaking in and demanding weed
24th Boston College Eagles 6 -- Sexual Assault
24th Iowa Hawkeyes 6 -- , Minor in possession
26th Oklahoma State Cowboys 5 -- Punchin' Cops while Drunk
26th Louisville Cardinals 5 -- Robbing a 7-11 with an uzi
26th Troy Trojans 5 -- Drunk Burglary
26th Duke Blue Devils 5 -- Threatening a LOT of cops, Public Intox
26th Kansas State Wildcats 5 -- Theft
31st Florida State Seminoles 4 -- Guns and weed
31st Ole Miss Rebels 4 -- Refusing to leave a nightclub, DUI
31st Arizona Wildcats 4 -- Cuddling with sleeping girl
31st Ohio State Buckeyes 4 -- Bar fight, DUI
31st Oregon Ducks 4 -- Running a "drug house", DUI
31st Virginia Tech Hokies 4 -- DUI with revoked license
37th South Carolina Gameco*ks 3 -- , Disorderly Conduct, Underage Drinking, Dropped charge for weed
37th MTSU Blue Raiders 3 -- Reefer
37th Southern Miss Golden Eagles 3 -- 5 lbs of
37th Texas Tech Red Raiders 3 -- Fighting over a parking space
37th LSU Tigers 3 -- Messing with the police
37th Clemson Tigers 3 -- Beating the crap out of his girlfriend
37th Vanderbilt Commodores 3 -- Causing a scene at the Honey-Pot
37th East Carolina Pirates 3 -- Assault
37th Kentucky Wildcats 3 -- DUI, Fighting
37th Michigan State Spartans 3 -- [1]
47th Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2 -- Drink like a Champion today!
47th Cincinnati Bearcats 2 -- Smashing a bottle over a roomie's head
47th Iowa State Cyclones 2 -- Interfering with official business
47th Ball State Cardinals 2 -- Pissing off MADD
47th Syracuse Orange 2 -- Drunk burglary
47th Cincinnati Bearcats 2 --
47th Purdue Boilermakers 2 -- Stealing Condoms
47th Marshall Thundering Herd 2 -- Fighting
47th Oklahoma Sooners 2 -- DUI
47th Michigan Wolverines 2 -- DUI
56th Connecticut Huskies 1 -- Shoplifting
56th Arkansas State Indians 1 -- Disorderly Conduct
Rank School Points +/- Details
1st Alabama Crimson Tide 28 -- Double Armed Robbery, Public Intox, Selling Nose Candy
2nd Missouri Tigers 22 -- Various Drug Offenses, Vandalizing Cars, Drunk Gun Waving, Typical underaged college student, Hit and run with a mailbox
3rd West Virginia Mountaineers 19 -- That smoke isn't from coal!, Midget Fight, Scufflin' with Devine, Stolen CC, Assault
3rd Virginia Cavaliers 19 -- Grand Larceny - Possessing stolen goods and pot, Stealing CCs, DWI, Stealing bear at a gay bar
5th Washington State Cougars 17 -- Contact-ular Assault, Pours beer on cop to avoid MIP, Party Assault, Correction of points, Suspended License on way home from jail, Assault with a frying pan
6th Arkansas Razorbacks 16 -- Put his girl in her place, Didn't pay his traffic ticket, DWI, Scooter Rage, Narrowly misses cop while drunk and stoned
7th Georgia Bulldogs 15 -- DUI+Bad Driving, DUI, Carrying concealed, Fighting, Correction: DUI Downgraded to Reckless Driving, Drinking, Pissing, and property destruction
8th Penn State Nittany Lions 14 -- Disorderly conduct at Margarita Mama's, Terroristic knife threats, DUI x2
9th Colorado Buffaloes 12 -- Whole bunch o' fighting, Passing out after punching cars
10th Illinois Fighting Illini 11* -- Firing off guns in a club
10th Tennessee Volunteers 11 -- Weed possession while driving around recruits, Public Intoxication, About 8 DUIs
10th Nebraska Cornhuskers 11 -- Unnecessary crotch groping, Drankin in a disorderly house, DUI
13th Florida Gators 10 -- Standard Underage Drankin', Using the credit card of a dead person, Open Natty Light
14th Mississippi State Bulldogs 9 -- Gun Play, DUI
14th Miami Redhawks 9 -- Inept pillow attack
14th Kent State Golden Flashes 9 -- Felony Burglary and hitting girls
17th Oregon State Beavers 8 -- Drunken Evening by the Punter
17th Rutgers Scarlet Knights 8 -- Robbery with a fake gun
17th Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 8 -- Rape and Sodomy
20th Indiana Hoosiers 7 -- "...the medics had to restrain his arms, at which point he passed out again.”
20th Hawaii Rainbows 7 -- Girl got between a man and his porn
20th Nevada Wolfpack 7 -- 3 DUIs in one night
20th Bowling Green Falcons 7 -- Breaking in and demanding weed
24th Boston College Eagles 6 -- Sexual Assault
24th Iowa Hawkeyes 6 -- , Minor in possession
26th Oklahoma State Cowboys 5 -- Punchin' Cops while Drunk
26th Louisville Cardinals 5 -- Robbing a 7-11 with an uzi
26th Troy Trojans 5 -- Drunk Burglary
26th Duke Blue Devils 5 -- Threatening a LOT of cops, Public Intox
26th Kansas State Wildcats 5 -- Theft
31st Florida State Seminoles 4 -- Guns and weed
31st Ole Miss Rebels 4 -- Refusing to leave a nightclub, DUI
31st Arizona Wildcats 4 -- Cuddling with sleeping girl
31st Ohio State Buckeyes 4 -- Bar fight, DUI
31st Oregon Ducks 4 -- Running a "drug house", DUI
31st Virginia Tech Hokies 4 -- DUI with revoked license
37th South Carolina Gameco*ks 3 -- , Disorderly Conduct, Underage Drinking, Dropped charge for weed
37th MTSU Blue Raiders 3 -- Reefer
37th Southern Miss Golden Eagles 3 -- 5 lbs of
37th Texas Tech Red Raiders 3 -- Fighting over a parking space
37th LSU Tigers 3 -- Messing with the police
37th Clemson Tigers 3 -- Beating the crap out of his girlfriend
37th Vanderbilt Commodores 3 -- Causing a scene at the Honey-Pot
37th East Carolina Pirates 3 -- Assault
37th Kentucky Wildcats 3 -- DUI, Fighting
37th Michigan State Spartans 3 -- [1]
47th Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2 -- Drink like a Champion today!
47th Cincinnati Bearcats 2 -- Smashing a bottle over a roomie's head
47th Iowa State Cyclones 2 -- Interfering with official business
47th Ball State Cardinals 2 -- Pissing off MADD
47th Syracuse Orange 2 -- Drunk burglary
47th Cincinnati Bearcats 2 --
47th Purdue Boilermakers 2 -- Stealing Condoms
47th Marshall Thundering Herd 2 -- Fighting
47th Oklahoma Sooners 2 -- DUI
47th Michigan Wolverines 2 -- DUI
56th Connecticut Huskies 1 -- Shoplifting
56th Arkansas State Indians 1 -- Disorderly Conduct
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<< <i>37th LSU Tigers 3 -- Messing with the police >>
Thankfully, this is the only time you will see LSU at the bottom of the SEC. Shouldn't really count anyway. Two of the three were the same moron from our football team that Les Miles cut from the team.