Red Wings Fans= Need Your Help!

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Dear Fellow Redwings Fan:
Despite our tough loss tonight to those pesky Penguins, there's still a bunch we can do to help our team! Here are 5 things we can need to overnight to Pgh:
1) Dark Shades (attn: Mike Babwiener)--to better hide his fear of Crosby, Malkin, et al.
2) Vagisil (attn: Zetterberg)--no explanation needed
3)"Just for Men" (attn: Nick Lidstrom)
4) Huggies Diapers--(attn: Osgood)
5) Bible & Higlhighter--(attn: Hossa) For him to find Judas in the gospels
Despite our tough loss tonight to those pesky Penguins, there's still a bunch we can do to help our team! Here are 5 things we can need to overnight to Pgh:
1) Dark Shades (attn: Mike Babwiener)--to better hide his fear of Crosby, Malkin, et al.
2) Vagisil (attn: Zetterberg)--no explanation needed
3)"Just for Men" (attn: Nick Lidstrom)
4) Huggies Diapers--(attn: Osgood)
5) Bible & Higlhighter--(attn: Hossa) For him to find Judas in the gospels
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