Beasts

joestalin · April 27, 2009 11:24AM

1) Ryan Howard
2) Raul Ibanez
3) Josh Freeman

billwaltonsbeard · April 27, 2009 11:02PM

lawnmowerman · April 27, 2009 11:28PM

Connecticoin · April 28, 2009 3:26AM

This thread is ripe for spoofing.

DaBeef · April 28, 2009 3:55AM

DaBeef · April 28, 2009 3:58AM

joestalin · April 28, 2009 7:43AM

purduepete · April 28, 2009 8:20AM

joestalin · April 28, 2009 11:26AM

4) Chase Utley

Connecticoin · April 30, 2009 12:47PM

Aw crap, my spoof got nuked.

wolfbear · April 30, 2009 2:46PM

Definition of beast :

1. An animal other than a human, especially a large four-footed mammal.

2. Animal nature as opposed to intellect.

Not great attributes for an NFL QB, but ... good luck with it ... whatever ... I guess if you're desperate ...

edmundfitzgerald · April 30, 2009 9:36PM

I think this thread would be much more interesting if the title had an R inbetween the B and the E.

gumbyfan · April 30, 2009 10:51PM

<< I think this thread would be much more interesting if the title had an R inbetween the B and the E. >>

This thread is not about A-Roid.

billwaltonsbeard · May 1, 2009 12:00AM

<< This thread is not about A-Roid. >>

or Sabathia

stown · May 1, 2009 12:24AM

<< Aw crap, my spoof got nuked.

>>

Looks like your spoof wasn't the only thing to get nuked last night.

Too bad, I was just starting to have fun...

joestalin · May 4, 2009 12:08PM

I wish I could be like Ryan Howard

lawnmowerman · May 5, 2009 4:18AM

You think you could find a more annoyingly large picture than that?

grote15 · May 7, 2009 12:11PM

1) David Wright

2) Carlos Beltran

3) K-Rod

4) Santana

5) Pelfry (when pitches vs the Sillies at least)

LMAO!!

joestalin · May 16, 2009 11:08AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I can't keep up with this guy!

Sincerely,
Al Pujols

grote15 · May 16, 2009 11:21AM

Another vote for David Wright...

joestalin · May 19, 2009 1:28PM

This is what Ryan Howard looks like right before he straightened Johnny Cueto's hat with a monster shot to the deepest part of the ballpark. Wright
can only dream of this!

grote15 · May 19, 2009 1:55PM

And you can only dream that anyone here has any interest in what you say, LOL.

Are you even a Phillies fan? I mean, you've lied about almost everything else, so maybe you're just a frontrunner here, too..

stevek · May 19, 2009 1:57PM

<<

This is what Ryan Howard looks like right before he straightened Johnny Cueto's hat with a monster shot to the deepest part of the ballpark. Wright
can only dream of this! >>

Hey, that's Babe Howard

joestalin · May 19, 2009 1:58PM

Im sure at his point you are wondering what Ryan Howard is holding in his hands...that, my orange and blue friend, is called a bat, what it isn't is a garbage
can lid, real ball players can hit them a long way with a bat and not a garbage can lid. Please phone the Mets!

Thanks
Kevin

gotsparks09 · May 19, 2009 3:44PM

gotsparks09 · May 19, 2009 3:45PM

joestalin · May 25, 2009 11:50AM

Ryan Howard is unstoppable! Surrender now!

JS

grote15 · May 25, 2009 12:12PM

Add Beltran to the beasts list, and K-Rod, too, LMAO!!

Maine with 6 IP 1 run, this is going to be SICK!!

BAM!! LMAO!!

joestalin · May 25, 2009 12:14PM

no no Grote, no leasts, BEASTS!!

Sincerely,
Players with more than 6 home runs

lawnmowerman · May 25, 2009 12:15PM

<< Ryan Howard is unstoppable! Surrender now!

JS >>

Ryan can hit as many homers as he wants. It's not gonna help with that pathetic pitching staff.

lawnmowerman · May 27, 2009 10:33AM

lawnmowerman · May 27, 2009 10:46AM

OHH......Howard swings and misses....strike 3....strands 2 men in scoring position...how sad

Yeah, he sure is clutch

grote15 · May 27, 2009 11:21AM

Looks like Howard Kingman is coming back down to earth...we knew he couldn't keep up this pace, looks like it's happening sooner rather than later!!

grote15 · May 27, 2009 11:25AM

Add Sheffield and Murphy, now, too..

Sincerely,

NL Pitching

joestalin · May 30, 2009 11:43AM

^
This is what you get when you hit them into the third deck and the bases are loaded.

ALBERT PUJOLS WHO?

grote15 · May 30, 2009 12:31PM

Hamels looked awful against the a AAA lineup...geez how many games can you get vs the Nats! I'd be concerned if I were a Sillies fan!

joestalin · May 30, 2009 12:35PM

actually I would be more worried about our bullpen, who have been not giving up squat, plus Ryan Howard just hits everything over the fence...its just not fair.

Sincerely,
Those teams with clean up hitters who can't hit it over the fence.

grote15 · May 30, 2009 12:39PM

our bullpen, who have been not giving up squat,

Yeah, Lidge has been lights out of late, LOL!!

Geez..do you even watchy baseball? Besides ESPN, I mean...

joestalin · May 30, 2009 12:41PM

Ah Lidge HAS been lights out lately, check the paper once in a while?

Howard now has more home runs than your entire team. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

JS

grote15 · May 30, 2009 12:45PM

Ah Lidge HAS been lights out lately, check the paper once in a while?

The same Lidge you were crying to have benched about three days ago? That guy? Boy, you really are a clown! LMAO!

grote15 · May 30, 2009 12:47PM

From Stain:

Im not sure what the heck Chuck is doing, it is clear that Lidge can't hit the side of a U haul truck right now. Madson is the best reliver on the staff yet is only
pitching a few outs. His old school BS is really getting on my nerves. Flawless 8 innings almost blown again cause Chuck wants to build Lidge's confidence.
Enough with that, we already let the Yanks off the hook once, can't do it against divison foes.

LMAO!!

stevek · May 30, 2009 12:48PM

If everyone could please from now on refer to Ryan Howard as Babe Howard, it would be sincerely appreciated.

Thank you for your cooperation.

joestalin · May 30, 2009 1:13PM

I mean, it isn't even funny how good this guy is. He hits a titanic blast in his first at bat, and comes up with the bases loaded, they probably should of walked
him, but how can you do that with Ibanez behind him. Howard is still young too..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sincerely
The NL East

bman90278 · June 1, 2009 9:17PM

lsutigers1973 · June 1, 2009 10:28PM

In one of my fantasy leagues, the guy I'm playing this week has Ryan Howard. Howard hits a HR last night and still gets -7.5 points for the day.

joestalin · June 10, 2009 12:14PM

NO MAS
NO MAS

joestalin · July 31, 2009 2:05PM

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joestalin · August 19, 2009 10:43AM

The real #34

purduepete · August 19, 2009 10:20PM

DaBeef · August 20, 2009 1:16AM

Cliff IS a great pitcher. Phillies have a MUCH better team than last season, adding Him, Ibanez, this team should win it all again this year. Congrats, soak it in!

TheBoz · August 21, 2009 4:26AM

IS THIS A "TRICK THREAD"?

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