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Q. What is another term for an AT coin?
A. Fullybaked
A. Fullybaked
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<< <i>Q. What is another term for an AT coin?
A. Fullybaked
Make sure the whole cig is gone before the video is watched this time.
"Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working" Pablo Picasso
Answer: Flip a coin.
The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and so his mother ran out in the street yelling for help. A man passing by took the boy by his shoulders and hit him with a few strong strokes on the back, and so he coughed the coin out.
"I don't know how to thank you, doc...", his mother started.
"I'm not a doctor", the man replied, "I'm from the IRS".
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That's cool!
After the game, he asked her how she liked it. “Oh, it was
great.†she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the
big muscles. But I just couldn’t understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents.â€
Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?†“Well, they
flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get
the quarterback!’ I’m like ... Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!â€
"A dog breaks your heart only one time and that is when they pass on". Unknown
"Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working" Pablo Picasso
``https://ebay.us/m/KxolR5
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.
"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "And as I have more time left, I'm rechecking my answers."
Today it's worth around four million dimes.
Woulda, coulda, shoulda...
Because it's the only time that when the Government makes a mistake, they can't deny it.
the teller asks "do you hoard quarters"?
Gal says "Nope, my sister whored most of them".
<< <i>A gal walks into a bank with a large jar of change that she'd been savingm up.
the teller asks "do you hoard quarters"?
Gal says "Nope, my sister whored most of them". >>
Now that's bad!!! I like it... but that's bad.
It's a Quarter Horse!
<< <i>What kind of horse is on the reverse of the Kentucky state quarter?
It's a Quarte Horse! >>
It would have been funnier if you spelled quarter right.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
<< <i>What kind of horse is on the reverse of the Kentucky state quarter?
It's a Quarte Horse! >>
yup, it sho nuff izz.
Bum dum chi!
Credit goes to BM and Craton
<< <i>A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.
"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "And as I have more time left, I'm rechecking my answers." >>
As a teacher...that's pretty good!
Lane
See http://www.doubledimes.com for a free online reference for US twenty-cent pieces
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<< <i>What kind of horse is on the reverse of the Kentucky state quarter?
It's a Quarte Horse! >>
yup, it sho nuff izz.
This beats T.V.
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The house is covered with a tarp and the lawn furniture is on the roof.
njcc
<< <i>A guy walks into a coin show and is able to find every great deal on the bourse. He is able to cherry pick every rare variety at the show and buys several coins at fractions of what they are actually worth. He even locates a genuine 1922 No D Strong Reverse penny in a Dansco and gets it for ten bucks and sells it to another dealer ten minutes later for a thousand bucks. Another collector walking the floor notices all of this and feels compelled to talk to this incredibly smart and obviously seasoned coin collector. He asks him, "Wow, you must really be a veteran coin collector with years of experience in the hobby?". The guy responds, "I've never collected coins in my life and this is my first ever coin show, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night". >>
That was so bad the thread should have been closed, locked and deleted immediately upon its posting.
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<< <i>A guy walks into a coin show and is able to find every great deal on the bourse. He is able to cherry pick every rare variety at the show and buys several coins at fractions of what they are actually worth. He even locates a genuine 1922 No D Strong Reverse penny in a Dansco and gets it for ten bucks and sells it to another dealer ten minutes later for a thousand bucks. Another collector walking the floor notices all of this and feels compelled to talk to this incredibly smart and obviously seasoned coin collector. He asks him, "Wow, you must really be a veteran coin collector with years of experience in the hobby?". The guy responds, "I've never collected coins in my life and this is my first ever coin show, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night". >>
That was so bad the thread should have been closed, locked and deleted immediately upon its posting. >>
Oh yea!!!
"Hey Dad!! HSN is selling some REALLY GREAT COINS!"
<< <i>The absolute worst coin joke I know:
"Hey Dad!! HSN is selling some REALLY GREAT COINS!" >>
hahaha
Ok, I cheated, I'm not creative enough to make up my own.
<< <i>The US mint is now designing cars for numismatists. It not only stops on a dime, but it picks it up too! >>
Know why they came up with you???
The Penny says to the Silver Dollar no why???
Cheap Fu#&*^s!!!!
"Because I can"
myurl The Franklin All Old Green Holder Set
Why did george washington throw a dollar across the potomac?
Even he was sick of looking at morgans.
A: Because it was hard to wipe ones $ss with coins in those days.
Hold up a one Euro coin and explain how some of the one Euro's have been known to have small drops of moisture/water come off them.
Hold the coin up, they usually stare waiting to see if the coin will drip water.
Inform them is what is known as an Euro peeing (pean).
Generally gets a smile or laugh from the older folks and rolling eyes from the teens.
Regards,
John
1947-P & D; 1948-D; 1949-P & S; 1950-D & S; and 1952-S.
Any help locating any of these OBW rolls would be gratefully appreciated!
<< <i>BULLION
Regards,
John >>
You're BULLION my leg!
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Hey now, let's keep it clean. That's just plain scary! This is a family forum, after all!!!
Check the obverse of the current dime.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
link to jhon's joke page
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Because it shows the queen on front with a bare (bear) behind.